No one left standing?
You bitches thought you could write
Haiku. You dead now.
by reading this, you crown me King of Haiku
Trump is so punk-rock
(like Iggy and the Stooges)
He kicks Haiku's ass
by Fury of the imminent orange storm
Dear Alan Greenspan:
Your Trump Derangement Syndrome
leaves a nasty smell.
by staying in denial, you hasten breakdown of meaningful discourse.
What do you get when
a poet takes way too much
laxative?... Haiku!
by
Sexy Starkitten ?
Fat balding hairy old man !
(online persona)
by Myriad Deceptions of the internet
Hey! Too much poop-talk.
Starkitten rub off on you?
She bad example.
by Ex-disciple of Wicked Starkitten
Pink Floyd at Pompeii
Virtue-signal to the gods
But music still rocks
by Echoes of Meddle
Wipe your ass too fast:
You get shit on your fingers.
That's Satori (Zen)
by toilet tissue of the Buddha
Truth is, Haiku sucks
Lyrically, poetically...
Yeah. Haiku just sucks.
by the fragrance of Miso broth and noodles
Reactionaries!
Traitors to Revolution!
More vodka please, dear.
by the smoking pipe of Iosif V. Dzhugashvili
Big Hollywood stars
Important ceremony
It's TONIGHT, I think . . .
by the time you read this, America got tired of Hollyweird
Evening light falls west
Soft wind stirs the mountain grove
Oh no! Massive fart.
by Basho-san get bad case of Haiku flatulence
Haiku in the car
Haiku while in the bathroom
Haiku everywhere
by Haiku not tired of winning
Remember the time
Grandfather got all mixed up
Shit in the breadbox
Must be organic
Sprouted Pumpernickel Loaf?
Baked fresh each morning
by Starkitten of House of the Rising Loaf
We whipped our brassieres
High in leafless tree branches
The cackle of witches
by Switch Witch Bitch
I am.
You are not.
But this just might be.
I think no one knows for sure.
Here's the point where my dick falls off and I scream.
Holy Mother of God, what the fuck was that bullshit.
If you think about it, this is much better than any old haiku.
Fa-shizzle ma nizzle, not my nipple, snuffleupagus pot pie served hot.
by df
Mary Lou Retton
Flexible Oompa Loompa
The spawn of Satan
by Starkitten of Worldwide Haters of Retton, Reagan, and Reeboks
Her ass dribbled like
the pro basketball team that
she just had sex with.
by df
Pink Floyd at Pompeii.
Sacrifice virgins to gods.
But lava still flows.
by Anonymous Poet
Just don't kill yourself.
You'll burn in Hell forever!
And I'll be there too.
by Darth Figpucker
Rolling in feces.
Chef prepared roast beef dinner.
The dreams of all dogs.
by Starkitten
The tip of your tongue
Haiku: Fun for everyone!
It's Funnilingus!
by God
Have a bit of fun
Go up there like Balloon Boy
We'll call Wolf Blitzer
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Roving Reporter and John Boy Walton's mole Hindenburg episode cranking Led Zep
I used to do drugs
I still do
But I used to, too
by Ghost of Mitch of RIP
Breath of a Salesman
A Cunnilingus salesman
At Fisherman's Wharf
by Starkitten
I come here for fun
I have no immune system
Don't see anyone
by Starkitten of Plastic Travoltaless Bubble
I love all of you
And I love your Bad Haiku
Cunnilingus too!
by Starkitten
i want to let it all go
by vhs
Cunning Linguistics,
Cunning Linguistics, and more
Cunning Linguistics!
by Tsar Shittin'
Leave now, vhs.
Give your Dell to charity.
Go wander the earth.
Write a large book.
Call it, "Haiku hurt my butt"
Learn to play guitar.
You can be famous.
Women, money, hard drugs, guns,
fast cars, and Jesus.
by df of Just kidding, you know we love you!
Got 2 turntables...
You're like a broken record
Akashic Record
by Starkitten
Dang, you all so whack
I'm just like: this Haiku shit
Is for reelz, gnome sain?
by the Untouchable White Master of Ebonics
Wait until Thursday
Thoreauback Thursday, my friend
Return to nature
by Starkitten of Ten Penny Henry David Thoreaully enjoying himself
there's an urge to walk
away from all of this and just
turn all of this off
by vhs
John Boy Walton's mole
Won five Golden Globe Awards
Got laid all the time
by Starkitten of Walton's Mountain. John Boy Walton's mole's room
Cleaned grandfather clock
I mean cleaned our Grandpa's cock
Polished Grandpa's knob
by Starkitten of Walton's Mountain: The Lost Episodes
12For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
by figures it's vhs
I've gotten so old
that I forgot how to count.
One, two, three, four... then?
by df
A cup of coffee.
A good bowel movement.
The morning's complete.
by Darth Figpucker, the Highly Inappropriate
Ordering pizza
Having it delivered here
Like Jeff Spicoli
by Starkitten of Fast Times at Pacific Northwest High
Furnace repair man
Should have married one. Oily smell!
Intoxicating!!
by Starkitten
Wicked Whoopie Pies
Gooey frosting overload
Stephen King's jizzum
by Starkitten
Poopie Pants Supreme,
Master of All Toilet Bowls,
Clogger of Sewers!
by
Not always, my man.
I wish she would go bye bye.
She's gotten so fat!
by
Calling Starkitten:
Hey, how about something new
(like... talk about sex)
by and by, the peace of pie in the sky
The Way Life Should Be ?
Yet more third-world immigrants;
Vacationland . . . not.
by the way, I am aware of recent events in Lewiston
Need some more, more, MORE!
Gimme verses, got to score
Rushing, to the core.
by Haiku is one hell of a drug
Pilipina bride
marry American man.
Get green card. Bye bye!
by the wave-lapped shores of Paradise
TRUMP still our king.
Left try almost everything.
Now fat lady sing!
by now you should beware the madness of the Progressive Mind
Them pale, fat Maine girls:
Locked up half year in wintuh.
Ayuh, finest kind . . .
by Somewhere south of Skowhegan