That craving for porn;
say you don't ever get it
and I say you lie.
Haiku #59538, by performing amateur gynecology, the love of porn is not diminished September 21, 2018 9:17 am ET
The Sabaeans or Sabeans (Arabic: اَلـسَّـبَـئِـيُّـون‎, as-Saba
Haiku #59537, by Wikipedia, which is full of conjecture September 21, 2018 9:14 am ET
i could off myself
in real life, no more porn or
haiku from me, so
i think ill stick around even though i feel
bad today ive menial work to do
Haiku #59536, by vhs of fuck it September 21, 2018 9:11 am ET
The Queen of Sheba
must have had a clitoris.
Or was she Muslim?
Haiku #59535, by the dry riverbeds of Southern Yemen September 21, 2018 9:08 am ET
You ever had hope?
I mean... how naive are you?
All species die; ours too.
Extinction is good.
It is all God's perfect plan.
blah blah blah blah blah.
Good night vhs
Good night John Boy Walton's mole
Good night James Caan's face
Haiku #59521, by Nettikrats September 20, 2018 10:44 pm ET
Good old Abel got
A pretty sweet deal - at rest
Under the water
Something something cryptosporidium
Haiku #59520, by Adam Ben Adam of nightly burnt offerings September 20, 2018 10:41 pm ET
They gave Ecstasy
To octopi and didn't
Even invite me
Haiku #59519, by Sparklepony, MD September 20, 2018 10:33 pm ET
i'm tired, i want to
write more haiku but I am
tired tonight from chats
Haiku #59518, by vhs of i wanted better results! September 20, 2018 9:53 pm ET
Be on the Lookout!
Starkitten has escaped cage!
Huge Haiku Reward!
Haiku #59517, by Anonymous Poet September 20, 2018 8:43 pm ET
Caress of night wind
A bitchslap to the senses
Kinky Excursion
Haiku #59516, by Starkitten of Kinky Pacific Northwest September 20, 2018 4:37 pm ET
James and I will help
Hop in. We're driving to town
For notebook paper
Haiku #59515, by Starkitten Good Samaritan September 20, 2018 4:34 pm ET
The carp-pool's surface
moved by murmurs of night wind...
Hey -- any beer left?
Haiku #59514, by the empty case of Kirin Asahi September 20, 2018 3:59 pm ET
Found a better way
To keep him hobbled in bed
Just sat on his face
Haiku #59513, by Starkitten of The end of all Misery and Suffering September 20, 2018 3:30 pm ET
Meow James meow Caan meow
Meow Starkitten meow love him
Meow James meow Caan meow
Haiku #59512, by Meow Starkitten meow September 20, 2018 2:05 pm ET
My my, such rancor...
Such peeved ventings of Haiku:
Embittered poets.
Haiku #59511, by Anonymous Poet September 20, 2018 12:07 pm ET
Tex-Mex, Chipotle
Diarrhetic poetry
All Trump's fault; who knew?
Haiku #59510, by the verse you write, I know you're a fan of our Triumphant President September 20, 2018 10:58 am ET
So I often hear jokes about Taco Bell, Chipoltle and other Tex-Mex food giving people runs... I mean, maybe the bean fiber makes it all come out better, but I wouldn't call that diarrhea, would you? I mean, drinking 3rd world water can give you serious problems, but that's not what we're talking about. I think maybe these white bread and hamburger hillbilly motherfuckers need a serious bout of the runs to clean out their grease trap guts anyway. Fucking Trump supporters. But Trump doesn't need a supporter b/c his penis is too small. Har har har.