Good old Abel got
A pretty sweet deal - at rest
Under the water
Something something cryptosporidium
Haiku #59520, by Adam Ben Adam of nightly burnt offerings September 20, 2018 10:41 pm ET
They gave Ecstasy
To octopi and didn't
Even invite me
Haiku #59519, by Sparklepony, MD September 20, 2018 10:33 pm ET
i'm tired, i want to
write more haiku but I am
tired tonight from chats
Haiku #59518, by vhs of i wanted better results! September 20, 2018 9:53 pm ET
Be on the Lookout!
Starkitten has escaped cage!
Huge Haiku Reward!
Haiku #59517, by Anonymous Poet September 20, 2018 8:43 pm ET
Caress of night wind
A bitchslap to the senses
Haiku #59516, by Starkitten of Kinky Pacific Northwest September 20, 2018 4:37 pm ET
James and I will help
Hop in. We're driving to town
For notebook paper
Haiku #59515, by Starkitten Good Samaritan September 20, 2018 4:34 pm ET
The carp-pool's surface
moved by murmurs of night wind...
Hey -- any beer left?
Haiku #59514, by the empty case of Kirin Asahi September 20, 2018 3:59 pm ET
Found a better way
To keep him hobbled in bed
Just sat on his face
Haiku #59513, by Starkitten of The end of all Misery and Suffering September 20, 2018 3:30 pm ET
Meow James meow Caan meow
Meow Starkitten meow love him
Meow James meow Caan meow
Haiku #59512, by Meow Starkitten meow September 20, 2018 2:05 pm ET
My my, such rancor...
Such peeved ventings of Haiku:
Haiku #59511, by Anonymous Poet September 20, 2018 12:07 pm ET
All Trump's fault; who knew?
Haiku #59510, by the verse you write, I know you're a fan of our Triumphant President September 20, 2018 10:58 am ET
So I often hear jokes about Taco Bell, Chipoltle and other Tex-Mex food giving people runs... I mean, maybe the bean fiber makes it all come out better, but I wouldn't call that diarrhea, would you? I mean, drinking 3rd world water can give you serious problems, but that's not what we're talking about. I think maybe these white bread and hamburger hillbilly motherfuckers need a serious bout of the runs to clean out their grease trap guts anyway. Fucking Trump supporters. But Trump doesn't need a supporter b/c his penis is too small. Har har har.
Comparing her vagina to an over-stuffed Chipoltle burrito, Alex had the car door slammed in his face as his now ex-girlfriend peeled out and left him stranded in the hood. He made some new friends and took them over to his side of town to treat them to some Chipoltle, hand crafted beer, and white girls. The barista at the Insomnia all night coffee shop gave them all extra good blowjobs before they returned to the hood and Alex called up his girlfriend and made up with her, saying that his comparison was meant as a compliment because he likes eating Chipoltle burritos and he really wanted his car back. When she met him he bitch-smacked her and did her doggie style half the night and screwed her like a black man would. She loved it.
It had been a good day.