Sun has set here on
Bad Haiku - good night good night
Wake up less evil
by Sparklepony, MD
Gardening at night
Grab it by the stipe
Phallic Murshroom Hunt
by Starkitten
Babylon a FALL.
Babylon shall not prevail.
JAH Rasta soon come . . .
by the rivers of Babylon kiss my ass
When my Celia walks
your mama loses her shit.
Celia rules. You lose.
by forswearing the beauty of Celia, you seal your doom.
Forget libraries.
We're talking about rebirth.
Can't you just wake up?
by waking up, you increase the probability of a better future
Calling all bookworms
Do-Me Decimal System
Put to good use here
by Starkitten Extra Friendly Librarian of No Jacket or pants required
Alpha Centauri
Beta masquerading cuck
Cut his balls off. NOW.
by calling out the cucks, there is hope of national rebirth
Don't you dare touch my
Celia - or I'll have to
Dissolve your ego
by Fun Guy of Mush Room
Outstanding in field
The centaur of attention
Named to Hall of Oats
by Starkitten of Magic Gate
Slip it in your slot?
After all, it's overdue.
In library? Fine . . .
by the bated breath of a bibliophile
Wild horse meets tame horse
And notices the rider
Quite an expression
by Sign of Sagittarius
Hectic day again
Self employed Librarian
Try my new book slot
by Starkitten Order of Moist and Smiling Librarians of Cunnilingus Nook of the Pacific Northwest
Come on, walk right through
Starkitten expecting you
Law of Bad Haiku
by Starkitten
Hood of your car, Babe
Drive through a crowd. New Year's Eve.
Show them your Dick Clark
by Starkitten
Geriatric stunt
Spelunking in Grandma's Cunt
Fallen. Can't get up.
by Staritten of Retirement Home for Aged Haiku Poets
Punch the juke box,Fonz
Happy Days are here again!
Drive In Circle Jerk!!
by Starkitten
Ocean Getaway
Buried in sand. Head sticking out.
FREAKING LITTERBOX!!
by Starkitten and friends
Don't be embarrassed
Pull your pants down now, my friend
Best haiku is short
by CeilingCat of Look up when you're pulling taffy
Submit to me now.
Submit to my bad Haiku.
Go on. Just DO IT
by bytes of bituminous binging
Yeah, But HILLARY !
Come on, you know; Dame Clinton.
The one with that . . . thing.
by bybybybybybybybyby of bye bye
Pop'n Fresh cutie
Cornered him in the pantry
Hardcore Doughgasm
by Starkitten
Starkitten's moist book;
not sure I wanna read it.
Is it legible?
by by teasing librarians, we read more of what motivates them
By you reading this
Proof you had sex with him:
John Boy Walton's mole
by Earl Hamner of Walton's Mountain
Esteemed Starkitten:
Can you do another one
about Hillary?
by by Miss Amerikan Pie of One-World Technocracy
Slept through the orgy
Making up for lost time now
Bad Haikugasm
by Starkitten of Order of Mostly Moist Librarians
Compulsive Haiku:
Ephemeral poetry
Tossed into the void
by your reading this, I am assured of immortality
Gynecologist
Face Plant. Tuna Casserole.
Worked straight through lunch
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
Hey, I jacked off, I don't know about the rest of you.... do we need to coordinate it? How about noon tomorrow, EST. Is that good for everyone?
by df
Give me more info.
Write a creative by-line.
Then I'll know it's you!
by Senryu Seppuku of Nagashima
If you're bored with porn.
Why not try a prostitute?
What is there to lose?
Well, yeah, there's money.
And you could get HIV.
It beats suicide.
Go on, blow some cash.
Go crazy, live a little.
You might just like her.
Read her your poems.
Show her bad haiku dot com.
Go on, we're waiting.
by
So . . . that circle jerk;
what happened to it, poets;
Did your muses leave?
by the time you realize you are full of shit, it is too late
What's the worse part about safe sex?
Stopping to click the mouse.
...And a sticky keyboard if you're not careful.
by
Do not waste your life.
Drive your car into a crowd.
Claim you were possessed.
Seek resolution
on Oprah or some talk show.
You will be famous.
by
That craving for porn;
say you don't ever get it
and I say you lie.
by performing amateur gynecology, the love of porn is not diminished
The Sabaeans or Sabeans (Arabic: اَلـسَّـبَـئِـيُّـون‎, as-Saba
by Wikipedia, which is full of conjecture
i could off myself
in real life, no more porn or
haiku from me, so
i think ill stick around even though i feel
bad today ive menial work to do
by vhs of fuck it
The Queen of Sheba
must have had a clitoris.
Or was she Muslim?
by the dry riverbeds of Southern Yemen
You ever had hope?
I mean... how naive are you?
All species die; ours too.
Extinction is good.
It is all God's perfect plan.
blah blah blah blah blah.
by
Did Allah tell you
To sew their vaginas shut?
Hell rises with you.
by informing yourself of the truth, you become no wiser
Nomadic faces:
Somali girls with no clits
infibulated
by sewing it shut, the risk of later health concerns increases
United States of
brainwashed by MSN News,
Go to hell forthwith.
by ignoring His law, nations come under the wrath of Almighty God
There are some nations
that seem truly to be cursed.
Can you name any?
by titling the documentary "A Cursed Land", France 24 made me think of this sad reality.
South Sudan at war:
Cattle rustling, burning huts
Flies on corpses. God.
by watching documentaries, one loses the hope of progress for mankind
I'll start this one off.
Online poets' circle jerk.
SK can finish.
Let's get those pants down.
We got your back, vhs.
We believe in you.
And... stroke 1, 2, 3.
stroke 1, 2, 3; 1, 2, 3.
Uh, oh. That was fast.
How embarrassing.
Em bare ass ing... or something.
Now where's the Kleenex.
by df
Just go masturbate.
You'll feel better afterwards.
Beats writing haiku.
by df
Inherit the wind
A fortune of flatulance
Methane Millionaire
Write bestselling book
Sign autographs with fart stains!
Back End Billionaire
by Starkitten of On the run
i wish i were in
the frame of mind to actually
be funny right now
by vhs
The sex was hot but
Always laying on the couch
Scratching his ink sack
by On the one hand it was good but on the other 7.....
Y'know, I can't name
a single modern poet.
Quite comical, yes?
by
Oh fucking hell no.
Tell me we're not back to this.
Cephalopod porn.
But considering
that haiku are Japanese,
I guess it makes sense.
by
