beaming into space
the facebook apocalypse
pouting narcissists

in dorito hues
instagram influencers
sell oblivion

our planet choking
in the rush to die pretty
ignorance distracts

it's all about me
aren't i the most important
as we go extinct

chemotherapy
wasn't as bad as i thought
luckily for me

complete remission
at least for the time being
till something kills me

being humorous
sure beats being tumorous
rather die laughing

i got lymphoma
and seemed to become a cancer
formerly known as...

and of course the end
of the beginning, the whole phantom menace debacle

names phrases words, vite
stimuli, some french dead guy
wrote a book just read

Do the same old thing
Like the zombie that you are.
Then try a new way

Quick, make a "haiku"
Fling it out there like garbage
In order, then, to

You wear "Pussy Hat"?
Pussy is an orifice.
Ain't no hat involved.

The Book of Daniel
And St. John's Revelation:
Doomsday bestsellers

a hurricane
and
more may be coming to do
the human clean up

so dead dare praised for
we live in the end times, again
so stories go

sometimes people want
to forget their humanity
to play anti God

they're still just human
hitler in a bunker was
The End for that then...

Hitler Parodies

Fight this civil war
Lyrically, poetically...
Psychopathically

of course i will
have to fight you to my death
to protect humanity

from psychopaths like yourself

Just make some shit up
As long as Donald looks bad:
leaky, lying press.

At first I believed
The narrative as supplied.
Now I'm wondering.

Time needs a fast-forward button.
Other than a 100 year journey at 99% the speed of light.
I'd love to see the end of this stupid race.
To see this planet cleansed of this horrible filth called life.
Make Earth Great Again!
Deport all life-forms. Make them pay for it.
Every last amoeba and virus. Every long protein strand.
Kick them out. Only minerals, dust, water, and lava.
And the plastic McDonald's toys you once thought were so cute.
... I am, sadly, not a robot.

i remember that
day all too clearly
my old man was watching planes crash into the twin towers
and it was the only time i had seen
terror on his face
sometimes the mask comes off
3000 plus were gone
we were are vulnerable
we remember today
we are americans, methinks

those who were raised as
youth in nazi like eras of
patriotic extroversion

in their old age drive
their decendants into desiring
to quietly obseving

their own patriotic
discourse without the mindless
savagery of their extroversion

Hey, almost forgot:
It's September eleventh,
Day of deceptions.

I am not a robot.
Of COURSE I am not a robot!
...the fuck wrong with you ?

Not necessary !
bad Haiku verse is strictly
unnecessary.

This is my vengeance
upon the Haiku verse-form:
hours of boredom.

Oh Haiku warriors,
compose yourselves. Get ready.
Battle commences.

I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Lets go home and fuck.

You're my only friend
And I'm not sure you like me
At least I have that

Saw you standing there
All covered with Bad Haiku
Sandpaper tongue bath

Do you knit doll clothes?
No, these are penis sweaters.
What size will you need?

Visit our kiosk
Conveniently located
In my dog's rear end

Protein shake,my friend
Refreshment from dog's back end
Anal Julius

Isn't it strange the way tortoises will eat dog poop. What do they know that I do not? Am I missing something here? Please research this and let me know. Anxiously awaiting your answer.

Bask in full moon glow
Levitation. Magic show
Think it's gonna blow..

ok mooning the moon
which rise do we rise to
in this occasion?

Wind lift soft music
Whisker Koto. Gentle strum..
Moon Rise. See my bum!

Beneath the willow
Hidden Moon on full display
No Kimono Show

Willow branches bend
My favorite of all God's trees.
Weeping and sighing

Cannot glimpse your moon
Clouds have obscured the beauty
Lunar betrayal

The Captain's Nosehair
All hands on deck! Pull, me hearties!
Wait! That's not his nose!

Joke on you. Your shoe.
Naughty tree. Saved bag of poop
For certain person

Willow tree, bending
Thoughtfully scooping, bagging
The dog shit you left

I'm throwing doughnuts
Unintentional Ring Toss
As you walk by nude

Let me sketch you nude
Don't move. Got no art supplies
Just a dirty mnd

Look up! Balloon Boy!!
That little bastard again!
Fly into the sun!!!!

It's going as planned
My Bill Murray voodoo doll
Is working just fine

How's your day so far?
Are we having fun yet? Yes?
Showing you Full Moon

I won't eat donuts.
Can't digest them anymore.
Donut burps for hours . . .

Continued Outside
Laying in wait for mailman
Nude Bearhug Today!!

Starkitten rising
luminous and poetic
behold the moonglow

Did I forget pants?
Cartwheeling. Releasing gas.
Maniacal Laugh!!!

That kind of morning.
Hula hooping robot dance!
David Lee Roth flip!!