ok mooning the moon
which rise do we rise to
in this occasion?

Wind lift soft music
Whisker Koto. Gentle strum..
Moon Rise. See my bum!

Beneath the willow
Hidden Moon on full display
No Kimono Show

Willow branches bend
My favorite of all God's trees.
Weeping and sighing

Cannot glimpse your moon
Clouds have obscured the beauty
Lunar betrayal

The Captain's Nosehair
All hands on deck! Pull, me hearties!
Wait! That's not his nose!

Joke on you. Your shoe.
Naughty tree. Saved bag of poop
For certain person

Willow tree, bending
Thoughtfully scooping, bagging
The dog shit you left

I'm throwing doughnuts
Unintentional Ring Toss
As you walk by nude

Let me sketch you nude
Don't move. Got no art supplies
Just a dirty mnd

Look up! Balloon Boy!!
That little bastard again!
Fly into the sun!!!!

It's going as planned
My Bill Murray voodoo doll
Is working just fine

How's your day so far?
Are we having fun yet? Yes?
Showing you Full Moon

I won't eat donuts.
Can't digest them anymore.
Donut burps for hours . . .

Continued Outside
Laying in wait for mailman
Nude Bearhug Today!!

Starkitten rising
luminous and poetic
behold the moonglow

Did I forget pants?
Cartwheeling. Releasing gas.
Maniacal Laugh!!!

That kind of morning.
Hula hooping robot dance!
David Lee Roth flip!!

I want to moon you
I think we'll be best friends then
Once we get past that

I can't lie to you
Haiku makes me feel sneaky
Right down to my bones

Bring me some doughnuts
Plain, Glazed, Chocolate, Jelly filled
I want the real deal

Found his Dad's yearbook:
Most likely to smote people
Had a Nerd Haircut

He rode dinosaurs
Sidesaddle, giving peace sign
Way cool sandals, bro

In an insane world
Compulsive Haiku writing
Makes things more insane

Hey you, Free-Thinker:
I am for your liberty.
Do we hate same things?

There's no God today.
There was no God yesterday.
Tomorrow, same-same.

Be nice. Don't offend.
Christian virtue-signaling:
Church of the Milque-Toast

stand up sit down kneel
not the church militant
but the church calisthenic

Some cucumbers scream
When they can't find parking space
And they're running late

The cucumber screams
with the pleasure of being
a mere cucumber

Carrots scream because
their color has been usurped
by the Evil Trump

At what point did the downfall of the human race begin? Was it any one event? Or a series of catastrophic failures?
My spoon is too big.

If you don't believe
me about screaming carrots,
ask Reverend Maynard.

Cucumbers don't scream.
Unless my wife uses one
to pleasure herself.

Carrots scream when picked.
I scream when I pick my nose.
Goddamn nose hair plucked.

A bedtime hotdog
That should help you fall asleep
Nice to meet you, Frank

Demi Moore loves most
Having relations with ghosts
Must have a sixth sense

he insists that she
be he and he be she and
ying yanks each ones yang

"Not a restful sleep
When dreaming of erections"
-Pippi Longstocking

Blowing Bjorn? Benny?
Side dish choices are many.
Hot Swedish Meatballs

Treat for French Poodles
And atop wide egg noodles
Some folks swallow whole

Sweden still asleep
Dreaming of their own demise
By diversity

Big wet hairy deal;
When I am drunk I cannot feel
But I make her squeal !

Just bending over
Not looking for attention
At the window, nude

Goes hard and goes soft
Never know which way he'll be
My coconut oil

one dish one cup one
youtube video one big
fat hairy deal now

Might make some brownies
If the Lizard King bought cocoa
Have everything else

India. Twin Bros
Pass-winder, Hold-it-inder
Sort their underwear

No sign of entry
But the place has been ransacked
Got cunt insurance?

Laurel Canyon, please.
Just drop me off at Jim's place
I'm dog sitting Sage

Are we to believe
Most people read Bad Haiku
Without posting one?

This open channel
Like that fun tube at the bank
Commnication