Big wet hairy deal;
When I am drunk I cannot feel
But I make her squeal !
by Diminished sensation  of sensual excitation 
 
			
Just bending over
Not looking for attention
At the window, nude
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Windows and Gutters 
 
			
Goes hard and goes soft
Never know which way he'll be
My coconut oil
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Horny Bakery 
 
			
one dish one cup one
youtube video one big
fat hairy deal now
by vhs
 
			
Might make some brownies
If the Lizard King bought cocoa
Have everything else
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  
 
			
India. Twin Bros
Pass-winder, Hold-it-inder 
Sort their underwear
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Commercial Laundry Services 
 
			
No sign of entry
But the place has been ransacked 
Got cunt insurance?
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Cunt Insurance 
 
			
Laurel Canyon, please.
Just drop me off at Jim's place
I'm dog sitting Sage
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  
 
			
Are we to believe
Most people read Bad Haiku
Without posting one?
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  Anyone here but us chickens? 
 
			
This open channel
Like that fun tube at the bank
Commnication
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest I am receiving your signal 
 
			
That old school lunch smell
Concentrated Cunt Cabbage
Old World Recipe
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  Designer of You Are What You Eat poster 
 
			
wonky conky bo bonky
banana fana fo fonkey
we why woah wonkey!
by vhs
 
			
They better have some 
Cunnilingus in Heaven
And ice cream cones too
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Kooky Konvent 
 
			
Judgment Day will come
We'll find out nothing mattered
Except the Bad Haiku
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Volunteer Philosophers 
 
			
Exfoliation 
Soon there will be nothing left
Of any of us
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  
 
			
Do cucumbers scream
When they are being pickled?
Asking for a friend.
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Cannery 
 
			
Conjecture and Proof
Square root of cunnilingus
Is an ice cream cone
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Ding Dong Cart Chasers 
 
			
Catnap Festival 
Ordering delivered feast
And then more catnaps
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Catnapping Consortium  
 
			
you know i wish that
conspiracy theories were just
that dogs and cats were
in a faction of
battle between the species
for affection
by vhs
 
			
if the internet 
were still 1990s like
google would have 50 competitors
all funnier
by vhs
 
			
cats and dogs are aliens
he coomunicates by clawing
and emracing and purring
dogs text by peeing
then smelling
by vhs
 
			
im not an atheist
so ive chosen to believe in something
dukes of hazard
by vhs of confederate flag 
 
			
if we had four genders
the concept of a menange a tois
would be incomplete
by vhs
 
			
existential framework
reality is a warped
sense of god thought
by vhs of when sex becomes meaningless 
 
			
wondering if you
should have done stand up rather
than just mathematics
by vhs
 
			
Thing about Japan:
Getting drunk and vomiting
Part of their culture
by Images of staggering Tokyo businessmen 
 
			
Everything lacquered
Fake acquiescence, bowing
Robotic toilets
by Sort of makes you wonder about Japan... 
 
			
Freaking Japanese:
Cutesy icons, groupthink and
Hyperesthetics
by Ex-lover of the Orient 
 
			
Sorry I was mad.
(Haiku brings out worst in me,
Unlike Starkitten)
by in awe of Yoko Ono 
 
			
Pickles and ice cream?
Anything for you, Goku
Some of my Bad Haiku?
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Caring Doula Services and Seahorse Blow Job Artisrty 
 
			
Passing out cigars
Future Haiku Superstars
Resting in Dad's pouch
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Immaculate (in a kinky way) Conception Holy Seahorse Sodality 
 
			
Like haiku seahorse
You carry all our babies
So call me,maybe?
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Cigar Shop 
 
			
Starkitten teach you
Relax, picture gentle stream
Now go change your pants
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Enuresis Representative 
 
			
Oh dear, friend Goku
Not to put pressure on you
U the Haiku Dad
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest EPT 
 
			
So full of Haiku 
I thought I was expecting.
First Prize....Collecting.
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Lactation Vacation Destination 
 
			
it's late, i had a 
bit of high blood pressure and
now i get the day
off, not an off day
by Goku
 
			
i feel like one man's 
personalities are at
each other in "rap..."
by Goku....
 
			
Bring it ON, bitches.
I'll kick your lightweight asses
with Haiku verses
by Your poems are born  of your lyrical weakness 
 
			
Yoko Ono can't
Overcome  her slant-eye past:
Modern esthetics
by Yoko Ono is a symptom of our godless culture 
 
			
Go synthesize THIS,
mere Haiku poetaster:
Poetry hates you.
by Crisis  of poetic meaning 
 
			
Left tard with full flush:
Bring on your dialectic.
Fuck your synthesis !
by King  of Ace from outer space 
 
			
Horse fart telegram!
Delivered to your sad face.
Methane Tumbleweed!!
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Horse Hotel 
 
			
Replaced his glass eyes
With his wife's used Ben Wa Balls
Now gives you Stinkeyes
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Optometry 
 
			
Unmistakable!
Dance of the Constipated
Want to go-go dance
Left turd with no flush
Guilty feet. Got no rhythm.
George Michael wiz here
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest School of Rest Room Attendant Training  
 
			
Ten Penny Henry
Used pennies. Not dimes! Cheater!!
Demi wanted More.
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Blockbusters Video  
 
			
An apparition 
Balancing coins on his dink
Meet Patrick Swayze
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Currency Exchange  
 
			
Come for the ice cream
Stay for the cunnilingus
69 Flavours
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Popsicle Stand 
 
			
Moon Ceremony
We walk together. Tails High.
Scat illuminated
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Litterpan Fillers 
 
			
Starkitten laugh now
Haiku of old alley cat
Meow of Innocence
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  
 
			
When I crave Haiku
Starkitten won't disappoint:
sleaze, sleaze and more sleaze
by Mind of the Beholder