This is my vengeance
upon the Haiku verse-form:
hours of boredom.
by Harajuku of Harakiri
Oh Haiku warriors,
compose yourselves. Get ready.
Battle commences.
by Sukiyaki-san of Shinjuku
I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Lets go home and fuck.
by
You're my only friend
And I'm not sure you like me
At least I have that
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Saw you standing there
All covered with Bad Haiku
Sandpaper tongue bath
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest All Cat Day Spa
Do you knit doll clothes?
No, these are penis sweaters.
What size will you need?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Custom Knit Penis Sweaters
Visit our kiosk
Conveniently located
In my dog's rear end
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Anal Poolius 10 % Discount for Tortoises
Protein shake,my friend
Refreshment from dog's back end
Anal Julius
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Friendly Librarians
Isn't it strange the way tortoises will eat dog poop. What do they know that I do not? Am I missing something here? Please research this and let me know. Anxiously awaiting your answer.
by
Bask in full moon glow
Levitation. Magic show
Think it's gonna blow..
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
ok mooning the moon
which rise do we rise to
in this occasion?
by vhs of spring
Wind lift soft music
Whisker Koto. Gentle strum..
Moon Rise. See my bum!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Beneath the willow
Hidden Moon on full display
No Kimono Show
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Show Cat
Willow branches bend
My favorite of all God's trees.
Weeping and sighing
by Arboreal delerium of cheap Haiku
Cannot glimpse your moon
Clouds have obscured the beauty
Lunar betrayal
by Intimations of lunar DOOM
The Captain's Nosehair
All hands on deck! Pull, me hearties!
Wait! That's not his nose!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Sea Adventures of Yesteryear
Joke on you. Your shoe.
Naughty tree. Saved bag of poop
For certain person
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Arbor Day's of Our Lives Tree Soap Opera
Willow tree, bending
Thoughtfully scooping, bagging
The dog shit you left
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Tree Huggers
I'm throwing doughnuts
Unintentional Ring Toss
As you walk by nude
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Fun and Games
Let me sketch you nude
Don't move. Got no art supplies
Just a dirty mnd
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Life Drawing for Agoraphobic Remote Viewers
Look up! Balloon Boy!!
That little bastard again!
Fly into the sun!!!!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
It's going as planned
My Bill Murray voodoo doll
Is working just fine
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
How's your day so far?
Are we having fun yet? Yes?
Showing you Full Moon
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
I won't eat donuts.
Can't digest them anymore.
Donut burps for hours . . .
by Celestial schoolbus swerves off of road
Continued Outside
Laying in wait for mailman
Nude Bearhug Today!!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Bath Salts
Starkitten rising
luminous and poetic
behold the moonglow
by Buttcheeks against window of of celestial school bus
Did I forget pants?
Cartwheeling. Releasing gas.
Maniacal Laugh!!!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
That kind of morning.
Hula hooping robot dance!
David Lee Roth flip!!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Wildcat
I want to moon you
I think we'll be best friends then
Once we get past that
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Bum Show offs
I can't lie to you
Haiku makes me feel sneaky
Right down to my bones
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Haiku Wierdos
Bring me some doughnuts
Plain, Glazed, Chocolate, Jelly filled
I want the real deal
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Found his Dad's yearbook:
Most likely to smote people
Had a Nerd Haircut
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
He rode dinosaurs
Sidesaddle, giving peace sign
Way cool sandals, bro
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Jesus Trivia
In an insane world
Compulsive Haiku writing
Makes things more insane
by Uselessness of orientalized forms
Hey you, Free-Thinker:
I am for your liberty.
Do we hate same things?
by Koalitions of Konvenience
There's no God today.
There was no God yesterday.
Tomorrow, same-same.
by Jesus the Barbarian
Be nice. Don't offend.
Christian virtue-signaling:
Church of the Milque-Toast
by Eternal sleep of the "Woke"
stand up sit down kneel
not the church militant
but the church calisthenic
by vhs
Some cucumbers scream
When they can't find parking space
And they're running late
by Myriad roles of cucumbers
The cucumber screams
with the pleasure of being
a mere cucumber
by Garden of Eatin'
Carrots scream because
their color has been usurped
by the Evil Trump
by POTUS literal incarnation of all evil in universe
At what point did the downfall of the human race begin? Was it any one event? Or a series of catastrophic failures?
My spoon is too big.
by Anonymous Poet
If you don't believe
me about screaming carrots,
ask Reverend Maynard.
by df
Cucumbers don't scream.
Unless my wife uses one
to pleasure herself.
Carrots scream when picked.
I scream when I pick my nose.
Goddamn nose hair plucked.
by df
A bedtime hotdog
That should help you fall asleep
Nice to meet you, Frank
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Demi Moore loves most
Having relations with ghosts
Must have a sixth sense
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
he insists that she
be he and he be she and
ying yanks each ones yang
by vhs
"Not a restful sleep
When dreaming of erections"
-Pippi Longstocking
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Ikea
Blowing Bjorn? Benny?
Side dish choices are many.
Hot Swedish Meatballs
Treat for French Poodles
And atop wide egg noodles
Some folks swallow whole
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Sweden still asleep
Dreaming of their own demise
By diversity
by Results of their election ?
