BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
338 Days
and
66200 Haikus
later...
Blowing Bjorn? Benny?
Side dish choices are many.
Hot Swedish Meatballs

Treat for French Poodles
And atop wide egg noodles
Some folks swallow whole
Haiku #59262, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 9, 2018 10:29 pm ET

Sweden still asleep
Dreaming of their own demise
By diversity
Haiku #59261, by Results of their election ?
September 9, 2018 9:18 pm ET

Big wet hairy deal;
When I am drunk I cannot feel
But I make her squeal !
Haiku #59260, by Diminished sensation of sensual excitation
September 9, 2018 9:15 pm ET

Just bending over
Not looking for attention
At the window, nude
Haiku #59259, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Windows and Gutters
September 9, 2018 9:03 pm ET

Goes hard and goes soft
Never know which way he'll be
My coconut oil
Haiku #59258, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Horny Bakery
September 9, 2018 8:53 pm ET

one dish one cup one
youtube video one big
fat hairy deal now
Haiku #59257, by vhs
September 9, 2018 8:43 pm ET

Might make some brownies
If the Lizard King bought cocoa
Have everything else
Haiku #59256, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 9, 2018 8:16 pm ET

India. Twin Bros
Pass-winder, Hold-it-inder
Sort their underwear
Haiku #59255, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Commercial Laundry Services
September 9, 2018 7:34 pm ET

No sign of entry
But the place has been ransacked
Got cunt insurance?
Haiku #59254, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cunt Insurance
September 9, 2018 7:26 pm ET

Laurel Canyon, please.
Just drop me off at Jim's place
I'm dog sitting Sage
Haiku #59253, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 9, 2018 6:58 pm ET

Are we to believe
Most people read Bad Haiku
Without posting one?
Haiku #59252, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Anyone here but us chickens?
September 9, 2018 6:41 pm ET

This open channel
Like that fun tube at the bank
Commnication
Haiku #59251, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest I am receiving your signal
September 9, 2018 5:53 pm ET

That old school lunch smell
Concentrated Cunt Cabbage
Old World Recipe
Haiku #59250, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Designer of You Are What You Eat poster
September 9, 2018 5:47 pm ET

wonky conky bo bonky
banana fana fo fonkey
we why woah wonkey!
Haiku #59249, by vhs
September 9, 2018 5:40 pm ET

They better have some
Cunnilingus in Heaven
And ice cream cones too
Haiku #59248, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Kooky Konvent
September 9, 2018 5:33 pm ET

Judgment Day will come
We'll find out nothing mattered
Except the Bad Haiku
Haiku #59247, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Volunteer Philosophers
September 9, 2018 5:30 pm ET

Exfoliation
Soon there will be nothing left
Of any of us
Haiku #59246, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 9, 2018 4:57 pm ET

Do cucumbers scream
When they are being pickled?
Asking for a friend.
Haiku #59245, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cannery
September 9, 2018 4:51 pm ET

Conjecture and Proof
Square root of cunnilingus
Is an ice cream cone
Haiku #59244, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Ding Dong Cart Chasers
September 9, 2018 4:41 pm ET

Catnap Festival
Ordering delivered feast
And then more catnaps
Haiku #59243, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Catnapping Consortium
September 9, 2018 4:14 pm ET

you know i wish that
conspiracy theories were just
that dogs and cats were

in a faction of
battle between the species
for affection
Haiku #59242, by vhs
September 9, 2018 2:39 pm ET

if the internet
were still 1990s like
google would have 50 competitors

all funnier
Haiku #59241, by vhs
September 9, 2018 1:26 pm ET

cats and dogs are aliens
he coomunicates by clawing
and emracing and purring

dogs text by peeing
then smelling
Haiku #59240, by vhs
September 9, 2018 1:24 pm ET

im not an atheist
so ive chosen to believe in something
dukes of hazard
Haiku #59239, by vhs of confederate flag
September 9, 2018 1:23 pm ET

if we had four genders
the concept of a menange a tois
would be incomplete
Haiku #59238, by vhs
September 9, 2018 1:21 pm ET

existential framework
reality is a warped
sense of god thought
Haiku #59237, by vhs of when sex becomes meaningless
September 9, 2018 1:19 pm ET

wondering if you
should have done stand up rather
than just mathematics
Haiku #59236, by vhs
September 9, 2018 9:58 am ET

Thing about Japan:
Getting drunk and vomiting
Part of their culture
Haiku #59235, by Images of staggering Tokyo businessmen
September 9, 2018 5:40 am ET

Everything lacquered
Fake acquiescence, bowing
Robotic toilets
Haiku #59234, by Sort of makes you wonder about Japan...
September 9, 2018 5:29 am ET

Freaking Japanese:
Cutesy icons, groupthink and
Hyperesthetics
Haiku #59233, by Ex-lover of the Orient
September 9, 2018 5:22 am ET

Sorry I was mad.
(Haiku brings out worst in me,
Unlike Starkitten)
Haiku #59232, by in awe of Yoko Ono
September 9, 2018 5:10 am ET

Pickles and ice cream?
Anything for you, Goku
Some of my Bad Haiku?
Haiku #59231, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Caring Doula Services and Seahorse Blow Job Artisrty
September 8, 2018 11:29 pm ET

Passing out cigars
Future Haiku Superstars
Resting in Dad's pouch
Haiku #59230, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Immaculate (in a kinky way) Conception Holy Seahorse Sodality
September 8, 2018 11:26 pm ET

Like haiku seahorse
You carry all our babies
So call me,maybe?
Haiku #59229, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cigar Shop
September 8, 2018 9:20 pm ET

Starkitten teach you
Relax, picture gentle stream
Now go change your pants
Haiku #59228, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Enuresis Representative
September 8, 2018 9:14 pm ET

Oh dear, friend Goku
Not to put pressure on you
U the Haiku Dad
Haiku #59227, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest EPT
September 8, 2018 9:12 pm ET

So full of Haiku
I thought I was expecting.
First Prize....Collecting.
Haiku #59226, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Lactation Vacation Destination
September 8, 2018 9:08 pm ET

it's late, i had a
bit of high blood pressure and
now i get the day

off, not an off day
Haiku #59225, by Goku
September 8, 2018 9:07 pm ET

i feel like one man's
personalities are at
each other in "rap..."
Haiku #59224, by Goku....
September 8, 2018 6:50 pm ET

Bring it ON, bitches.
I'll kick your lightweight asses
with Haiku verses
Haiku #59223, by Your poems are born of your lyrical weakness
September 8, 2018 6:20 pm ET

Yoko Ono can't
Overcome her slant-eye past:
Modern esthetics
Haiku #59222, by Yoko Ono is a symptom of our godless culture
September 8, 2018 6:14 pm ET

Go synthesize THIS,
mere Haiku poetaster:
Poetry hates you.
Haiku #59221, by Crisis of poetic meaning
September 8, 2018 6:06 pm ET

Left tard with full flush:
Bring on your dialectic.
Fuck your synthesis !
Haiku #59220, by King of Ace from outer space
September 8, 2018 6:01 pm ET

Horse fart telegram!
Delivered to your sad face.
Methane Tumbleweed!!
Haiku #59219, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Horse Hotel
September 8, 2018 5:53 pm ET

Replaced his glass eyes
With his wife's used Ben Wa Balls
Now gives you Stinkeyes
Haiku #59218, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Optometry
September 8, 2018 5:41 pm ET

Unmistakable!
Dance of the Constipated
Want to go-go dance

Left turd with no flush
Guilty feet. Got no rhythm.
George Michael wiz here
Haiku #59217, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest School of Rest Room Attendant Training
September 8, 2018 5:36 pm ET

Ten Penny Henry
Used pennies. Not dimes! Cheater!!
Demi wanted More.
Haiku #59216, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Blockbusters Video
September 8, 2018 4:30 pm ET

An apparition
Balancing coins on his dink
Meet Patrick Swayze
Haiku #59215, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Currency Exchange
September 8, 2018 4:28 pm ET

Come for the ice cream
Stay for the cunnilingus
69 Flavours
Haiku #59214, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Popsicle Stand
September 8, 2018 4:21 pm ET

Moon Ceremony
We walk together. Tails High.
Scat illuminated
Haiku #59213, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Litterpan Fillers
September 8, 2018 4:07 pm ET