Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 182 Days and 70640 Haikus later...

existential framework
reality is a warped
sense of god thought
Haiku # 59237, September 9, 2018 1:19 pm ET
by vhs of when sex becomes meaningless
wondering if you
should have done stand up rather
than just mathematics
Haiku # 59236, September 9, 2018 9:58 am ET
by vhs
Thing about Japan:
Getting drunk and vomiting
Part of their culture
Haiku # 59235, September 9, 2018 5:40 am ET
by Images of staggering Tokyo businessmen
Everything lacquered
Fake acquiescence, bowing
Robotic toilets
Haiku # 59234, September 9, 2018 5:29 am ET
by Sort of makes you wonder about Japan...
Freaking Japanese:
Cutesy icons, groupthink and
Hyperesthetics
Haiku # 59233, September 9, 2018 5:22 am ET
by Ex-lover of the Orient
Sorry I was mad.
(Haiku brings out worst in me,
Unlike Starkitten)
Haiku # 59232, September 9, 2018 5:10 am ET
by in awe of Yoko Ono
Pickles and ice cream?
Anything for you, Goku
Some of my Bad Haiku?
Haiku # 59231, September 8, 2018 11:29 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Caring Doula Services and Seahorse Blow Job Artisrty
Passing out cigars
Future Haiku Superstars
Resting in Dad's pouch
Haiku # 59230, September 8, 2018 11:26 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Immaculate (in a kinky way) Conception Holy Seahorse Sodality
Like haiku seahorse
You carry all our babies
So call me,maybe?
Haiku # 59229, September 8, 2018 9:20 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cigar Shop
Starkitten teach you
Relax, picture gentle stream
Now go change your pants
Haiku # 59228, September 8, 2018 9:14 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Enuresis Representative
Oh dear, friend Goku
Not to put pressure on you
U the Haiku Dad
Haiku # 59227, September 8, 2018 9:12 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest EPT
So full of Haiku
I thought I was expecting.
First Prize....Collecting.
Haiku # 59226, September 8, 2018 9:08 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Lactation Vacation Destination
it's late, i had a
bit of high blood pressure and
now i get the day

off, not an off day
Haiku # 59225, September 8, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by Goku
i feel like one man's
personalities are at
each other in "rap..."
Haiku # 59224, September 8, 2018 6:50 pm ET
by Goku....
Bring it ON, bitches.
I'll kick your lightweight asses
with Haiku verses
Haiku # 59223, September 8, 2018 6:20 pm ET
by Your poems are born of your lyrical weakness
Yoko Ono can't
Overcome her slant-eye past:
Modern esthetics
Haiku # 59222, September 8, 2018 6:14 pm ET
by Yoko Ono is a symptom of our godless culture
Go synthesize THIS,
mere Haiku poetaster:
Poetry hates you.
Haiku # 59221, September 8, 2018 6:06 pm ET
by Crisis of poetic meaning
Left tard with full flush:
Bring on your dialectic.
Fuck your synthesis !
Haiku # 59220, September 8, 2018 6:01 pm ET
by King of Ace from outer space
Horse fart telegram!
Delivered to your sad face.
Methane Tumbleweed!!
Haiku # 59219, September 8, 2018 5:53 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Horse Hotel
Replaced his glass eyes
With his wife's used Ben Wa Balls
Now gives you Stinkeyes
Haiku # 59218, September 8, 2018 5:41 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Optometry
Unmistakable!
Dance of the Constipated
Want to go-go dance

Left turd with no flush
Guilty feet. Got no rhythm.
George Michael wiz here
Haiku # 59217, September 8, 2018 5:36 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest School of Rest Room Attendant Training
Ten Penny Henry
Used pennies. Not dimes! Cheater!!
Demi wanted More.
Haiku # 59216, September 8, 2018 4:30 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Blockbusters Video
An apparition
Balancing coins on his dink
Meet Patrick Swayze
Haiku # 59215, September 8, 2018 4:28 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Currency Exchange
Come for the ice cream
Stay for the cunnilingus
69 Flavours
Haiku # 59214, September 8, 2018 4:21 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Popsicle Stand
Moon Ceremony
We walk together. Tails High.
Scat illuminated
Haiku # 59213, September 8, 2018 4:07 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Litterpan Fillers
Starkitten laugh now
Haiku of old alley cat
Meow of Innocence
Haiku # 59212, September 8, 2018 4:03 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
When I crave Haiku
Starkitten won't disappoint:
sleaze, sleaze and more sleaze
Haiku # 59211, September 8, 2018 2:26 pm ET
by Mind of the Beholder
Wasted Caviar
Abandoned Aquarium
Yoko Ono's cunt
Haiku # 59210, September 8, 2018 1:42 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Fish R Us
Sampled the buffet
Infection d'yeast: Soup of Day
Ball Cheese crudités
Haiku # 59209, September 8, 2018 1:36 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Genital Catering Service
Sarah Jessica
Ferris Bueler Dutch ovened
Horsefaced Biodome
Encouraged to fart freely


Yes, as I recall
Your exact words: Ambrosia
Our
Haiku # 59208, September 8, 2018 1:31 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Whiskers twitch. You rang?
You win Golden Pen today
Speak Haikulingus
Haiku # 59207, September 8, 2018 1:16 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
The banquet commenced,
fussy in pace. But my wish
was pussy in face.
Haiku # 59206, September 8, 2018 10:41 am ET
by Haiku Disciple of Starkitten
My horse-face sky-girl
releases celestial light
through rear orifice
Haiku # 59205, September 8, 2018 10:20 am ET
by Dreaming of Celestina in AZ
Freaky horse-face girl
beautiful, ultra-violet:
my kind of E.T
Haiku # 59204, September 8, 2018 10:16 am ET
by Celestial Bodies of the Night Sky
I farted quickly
then she came; clouds of glory
bliss greater than stench
Haiku # 59203, September 8, 2018 10:12 am ET
by Blue Flame of Methane
Wait wait wait... my bad.
It's the Brazillians that are
hard into fart porn.
Haiku # 59202, September 8, 2018 10:11 am ET
by
Now I am inspired !
Fart-talk here on Bad Haiku:
my inner gas-child ☺
Haiku # 59201, September 8, 2018 10:09 am ET
by Me, thane of free-verse flatulence
my mind is evil
law lf attraction vs a
grace of God thing, kay?
Haiku # 59200, September 8, 2018 9:03 am ET
by goku!! of serve God not man, even if she is in latex
politicians...

we're usually fucked when they
are in office
Haiku # 59199, September 8, 2018 9:01 am ET
by goku?
I could fart on you.
If only you would let me.
Just like in Japan.
Haiku # 59198, September 8, 2018 9:00 am ET
by
There was a fat frog.
It liked to swim and eat bugs.
That's pretty much it.
Haiku # 59197, September 8, 2018 8:58 am ET
by
I came too quickly.
She was not happy at all.
And then I farted.
Haiku # 59196, September 8, 2018 8:57 am ET
by
Give leprechauns head
Invite them to bed. You'll see.
Money, Money! Yeah!
Haiku # 59195, September 8, 2018 2:49 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Law of Attraction
Get a piece of the action
Visualize it, dude
Haiku # 59194, September 8, 2018 2:43 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Bank of Starkitten
Fuck a giant clam
Risky! Dick might get a slam
Wham bam thank you clam
Haiku # 59193, September 8, 2018 2:38 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Aquarium
I want tons of cash,
but don't want to work for it.
Any suggestions?
Haiku # 59192, September 8, 2018 2:30 am ET
by
So what do you think's
the most inappropriate
animal to fuck?

Perhaps sea urchins.
Maybe a giant tortoise.
Or politicians.
Haiku # 59191, September 8, 2018 2:27 am ET
by
And "the rendevous"... but you have to sign in to confirm your age. Sorry Starkitten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssvqb03WlA
Haiku # 59190, September 8, 2018 2:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And of course, the acoustic cover of What What in the Butt in D minor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRJMhVDVRns
Haiku # 59189, September 8, 2018 2:21 am ET
by
I often wonder
Should I launder sheets? Dry Clean?
Radioactive?

Sample: Glowing Spooge
Run it through the centrifuge
This time it's pink slime
Haiku # 59188, September 8, 2018 2:20 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Diagnostics Laboratory
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