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Everything lacquered
Fake acquiescence, bowing
Robotic toilets
Haiku #59234
, by Sort of makes you wonder about Japan...
September 9, 2018 5:29 am ET
Freaking Japanese:
Cutesy icons, groupthink and
Hyperesthetics
Haiku #59233
, by Ex-lover of the Orient
September 9, 2018 5:22 am ET
Sorry I was mad.
(Haiku brings out worst in me,
Unlike Starkitten)
Haiku #59232
, by in awe of Yoko Ono
September 9, 2018 5:10 am ET
Pickles and ice cream?
Anything for you, Goku
Some of my Bad Haiku?
Haiku #59231
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Caring Doula Services and Seahorse Blow Job Artisrty
September 8, 2018 11:29 pm ET
Passing out cigars
Future Haiku Superstars
Resting in Dad's pouch
Haiku #59230
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Immaculate (in a kinky way) Conception Holy Seahorse Sodality
September 8, 2018 11:26 pm ET
Like haiku seahorse
You carry all our babies
So call me,maybe?
Haiku #59229
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cigar Shop
September 8, 2018 9:20 pm ET
Starkitten teach you
Relax, picture gentle stream
Now go change your pants
Haiku #59228
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Enuresis Representative
September 8, 2018 9:14 pm ET
Oh dear, friend Goku
Not to put pressure on you
U the Haiku Dad
Haiku #59227
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest EPT
September 8, 2018 9:12 pm ET
So full of Haiku
I thought I was expecting.
First Prize....Collecting.
Haiku #59226
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Lactation Vacation Destination
September 8, 2018 9:08 pm ET
it's late, i had a
bit of high blood pressure and
now i get the day
off, not an off day
Haiku #59225
, by Goku
September 8, 2018 9:07 pm ET
i feel like one man's
personalities are at
each other in "rap..."
Haiku #59224
, by Goku....
September 8, 2018 6:50 pm ET
Bring it ON, bitches.
I'll kick your lightweight asses
with Haiku verses
Haiku #59223
, by Your poems are born of your lyrical weakness
September 8, 2018 6:20 pm ET
Yoko Ono can't
Overcome her slant-eye past:
Modern esthetics
Haiku #59222
, by Yoko Ono is a symptom of our godless culture
September 8, 2018 6:14 pm ET
Go synthesize THIS,
mere Haiku poetaster:
Poetry hates you.
Haiku #59221
, by Crisis of poetic meaning
September 8, 2018 6:06 pm ET
Left tard with full flush:
Bring on your dialectic.
Fuck your synthesis !
Haiku #59220
, by King of Ace from outer space
September 8, 2018 6:01 pm ET
Horse fart telegram!
Delivered to your sad face.
Methane Tumbleweed!!
Haiku #59219
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Horse Hotel
September 8, 2018 5:53 pm ET
Replaced his glass eyes
With his wife's used Ben Wa Balls
Now gives you Stinkeyes
Haiku #59218
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Optometry
September 8, 2018 5:41 pm ET
Unmistakable!
Dance of the Constipated
Want to go-go dance
Left turd with no flush
Guilty feet. Got no rhythm.
George Michael wiz here
Haiku #59217
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest School of Rest Room Attendant Training
September 8, 2018 5:36 pm ET
Ten Penny Henry
Used pennies. Not dimes! Cheater!!
Demi wanted More.
Haiku #59216
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Blockbusters Video
September 8, 2018 4:30 pm ET
An apparition
Balancing coins on his dink
Meet Patrick Swayze
Haiku #59215
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Currency Exchange
September 8, 2018 4:28 pm ET
Come for the ice cream
Stay for the cunnilingus
69 Flavours
Haiku #59214
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Popsicle Stand
September 8, 2018 4:21 pm ET
Moon Ceremony
We walk together. Tails High.
Scat illuminated
Haiku #59213
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Litterpan Fillers
September 8, 2018 4:07 pm ET
Starkitten laugh now
Haiku of old alley cat
Meow of Innocence
Haiku #59212
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 8, 2018 4:03 pm ET
When I crave Haiku
Starkitten won't disappoint:
sleaze, sleaze and more sleaze
Haiku #59211
, by Mind of the Beholder
September 8, 2018 2:26 pm ET
Wasted Caviar
Abandoned Aquarium
Yoko Ono's cunt
Haiku #59210
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Fish R Us
September 8, 2018 1:42 pm ET
Sampled the buffet
Infection d'yeast: Soup of Day
Ball Cheese crudités
Haiku #59209
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Genital Catering Service
September 8, 2018 1:36 pm ET
Sarah Jessica
Ferris Bueler Dutch ovened
Horsefaced Biodome
Encouraged to fart freely
Yes, as I recall
Your exact words: Ambrosia
Our
Haiku #59208
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 8, 2018 1:31 pm ET
Whiskers twitch. You rang?
You win Golden Pen today
Speak Haikulingus
Haiku #59207
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 8, 2018 1:16 pm ET
The banquet commenced,
fussy in pace. But my wish
was pussy in face.
Haiku #59206
, by Haiku Disciple of Starkitten
September 8, 2018 10:41 am ET
My horse-face sky-girl
releases celestial light
through rear orifice
Haiku #59205
, by Dreaming of Celestina in AZ
September 8, 2018 10:20 am ET
Freaky horse-face girl
beautiful, ultra-violet:
my kind of E.T
Haiku #59204
, by Celestial Bodies of the Night Sky
September 8, 2018 10:16 am ET
I farted quickly
then she came; clouds of glory
bliss greater than stench
Haiku #59203
, by Blue Flame of Methane
September 8, 2018 10:12 am ET
Wait wait wait... my bad.
It's the Brazillians that are
hard into fart porn.
Haiku #59202
, by
September 8, 2018 10:11 am ET
Now I am inspired !
Fart-talk here on Bad Haiku:
my inner gas-child ☺
Haiku #59201
, by Me, thane of free-verse flatulence
September 8, 2018 10:09 am ET
my mind is evil
law lf attraction vs a
grace of God thing, kay?
Haiku #59200
, by goku!! of serve God not man, even if she is in latex
September 8, 2018 9:03 am ET
politicians...
we're usually fucked when they
are in office
Haiku #59199
, by goku?
September 8, 2018 9:01 am ET
I could fart on you.
If only you would let me.
Just like in Japan.
Haiku #59198
, by
September 8, 2018 9:00 am ET
There was a fat frog.
It liked to swim and eat bugs.
That's pretty much it.
Haiku #59197
, by
September 8, 2018 8:58 am ET
I came too quickly.
She was not happy at all.
And then I farted.
Haiku #59196
, by
September 8, 2018 8:57 am ET
Give leprechauns head
Invite them to bed. You'll see.
Money, Money! Yeah!
Haiku #59195
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 8, 2018 2:49 am ET
Law of Attraction
Get a piece of the action
Visualize it, dude
Haiku #59194
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Bank of Starkitten
September 8, 2018 2:43 am ET
Fuck a giant clam
Risky! Dick might get a slam
Wham bam thank you clam
Haiku #59193
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Aquarium
September 8, 2018 2:38 am ET
I want tons of cash,
but don't want to work for it.
Any suggestions?
Haiku #59192
, by
September 8, 2018 2:30 am ET
So what do you think's
the most inappropriate
animal to fuck?
Perhaps sea urchins.
Maybe a giant tortoise.
Or politicians.
Haiku #59191
, by
September 8, 2018 2:27 am ET
And "the rendevous"... but you have to sign in to confirm your age. Sorry Starkitten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssvqb03WlA
Haiku #59190
, by Anonymous Poet
September 8, 2018 2:23 am ET
And of course, the acoustic cover of What What in the Butt in D minor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRJMhVDVRns
Haiku #59189
, by
September 8, 2018 2:21 am ET
I often wonder
Should I launder sheets? Dry Clean?
Radioactive?
Sample: Glowing Spooge
Run it through the centrifuge
This time it's pink slime
Haiku #59188
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Diagnostics Laboratory
September 8, 2018 2:20 am ET
MacSabbath is cool, but I still like the "Monkey Rapes a Goat Music Video" best: https://ok.ru/video/884082053
Haiku #59187
, by df
September 8, 2018 2:15 am ET
Meeting is great fun
What part of you is the dink?
Prepare for entry!
Haiku #59186
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Intergalactic Welcome Wagon
September 8, 2018 2:13 am ET
Leave your door unlocked
To welcome space aliens
They're always horny
Haiku #59185
, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Saucer Nest
September 8, 2018 2:07 am ET
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