When I crave Haiku
Starkitten won't disappoint:
sleaze, sleaze and more sleaze

Wasted Caviar
Abandoned Aquarium
Yoko Ono's cunt

Sampled the buffet
Infection d'yeast: Soup of Day
Ball Cheese crudités

Sarah Jessica
Ferris Bueler Dutch ovened
Horsefaced Biodome
Encouraged to fart freely


Yes, as I recall
Your exact words: Ambrosia
Our

Whiskers twitch. You rang?
You win Golden Pen today
Speak Haikulingus

The banquet commenced,
fussy in pace. But my wish
was pussy in face.

My horse-face sky-girl
releases celestial light
through rear orifice

Freaky horse-face girl
beautiful, ultra-violet:
my kind of E.T

I farted quickly
then she came; clouds of glory
bliss greater than stench

Wait wait wait... my bad.
It's the Brazillians that are
hard into fart porn.

Now I am inspired !
Fart-talk here on Bad Haiku:
my inner gas-child ☺

my mind is evil
law lf attraction vs a
grace of God thing, kay?

politicians...

we're usually fucked when they
are in office

I could fart on you.
If only you would let me.
Just like in Japan.

There was a fat frog.
It liked to swim and eat bugs.
That's pretty much it.

I came too quickly.
She was not happy at all.
And then I farted.

Give leprechauns head
Invite them to bed. You'll see.
Money, Money! Yeah!

Law of Attraction
Get a piece of the action
Visualize it, dude

Fuck a giant clam
Risky! Dick might get a slam
Wham bam thank you clam

I want tons of cash,
but don't want to work for it.
Any suggestions?

So what do you think's
the most inappropriate
animal to fuck?

Perhaps sea urchins.
Maybe a giant tortoise.
Or politicians.

And "the rendevous"... but you have to sign in to confirm your age. Sorry Starkitten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssvqb03WlA

And of course, the acoustic cover of What What in the Butt in D minor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRJMhVDVRns

I often wonder
Should I launder sheets? Dry Clean?
Radioactive?

Sample: Glowing Spooge
Run it through the centrifuge
This time it's pink slime

MacSabbath is cool, but I still like the "Monkey Rapes a Goat Music Video" best: https://ok.ru/video/884082053

Meeting is great fun
What part of you is the dink?
Prepare for entry!

Leave your door unlocked
To welcome space aliens
They're always horny

Fecal coliform
Raining Down. A real shitstorm.
Your bathroom forecast

Pink Slime in Fast Food:
Henry Mancini remains,
Fresh Pink Panther dung

That makes the starter
Picture Amish Friendship Bread
Oozing and gooey

Try their latest bread
Amish Friends with Benefits
Hurry, won't last long

McSabbath Meal. Good.
Rich in iron, man. Want one?
Flame broiled soul burger

I just got seasick
Cher. If I Could Turn Back Time.
Made room smell like fish

aparenty there is a
band called Mac Sabbath now we
know there' is pink slime

Peristalis is
true excremeditation.
Let Bob Dobbs be praised !

Try Togetherness
Synchronized Defecation
Doubles Game of Thrones

Bono satori:
Ski hard into a large tree
Hit head. Wake up dead.

Did you come to ski?
Or be one with the tree, sir?
Winter Wonderland

Return books to slot
Librarian on Duty
Check me out sometime

Contemplate Heaven
Behold the seraphim, then
Clean your shit-smeared ass

Bono's day: sunny
So he shared his wife: funny
got you babe/honey

She's on the table
Inserted Horn of Plenty!
Pornocopia

You? Librarian ?
Insane libertine more like.
Send Haiku pic NOW.

Do no harm Goku
Good friends are all here with you
Sip some Bad Haiku

Shed Antler dildoes
From the mall kiosk my dear?
Let's play reindeer games!

Autumn has arrived
What will the season bring us?
Mulled Cunnilingus?

Hear the motor purr
Got low mileage vagina
As is. Has no fur.

Bangkok? Have not been.
But Bangkok has come see me
Occasionally.

In my last Haiku
I meant to say not "Ban kok"
But Bang kok instead.

well i wanted to do
myself harm over chatrooms
last night, i'm still here

Bang bang bang bang bang
Your own sinful mortal flesh
In bang bang Bankok

Sometimes my dear wife
Is no more than a pussy
With legs. And a mouth.