Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 112 Days and 70197 Haikus later...

McSabbath Meal. Good.
Rich in iron, man. Want one?
Flame broiled soul burger
Haiku # 59182, September 7, 2018 9:27 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Metal
I just got seasick
Cher. If I Could Turn Back Time.
Made room smell like fish
Haiku # 59181, September 7, 2018 9:18 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
aparenty there is a
band called Mac Sabbath now we
know there' is pink slime
Haiku # 59180, September 7, 2018 9:16 pm ET
by Goku! of https://youtu.be/m1wkfJY3AZM
Peristalis is
true excremeditation.
Let Bob Dobbs be praised !
Haiku # 59179, September 7, 2018 5:14 pm ET
by Foul Stench of merely human ideals
Try Togetherness
Synchronized Defecation
Doubles Game of Thrones
Haiku # 59178, September 7, 2018 5:01 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Two Holer Club
Bono satori:
Ski hard into a large tree
Hit head. Wake up dead.
Haiku # 59177, September 7, 2018 4:39 pm ET
by Chastity is a kind of gender-free charity.
Did you come to ski?
Or be one with the tree, sir?
Winter Wonderland
Haiku # 59176, September 7, 2018 4:05 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Pro Bono Legal Cervixes
Return books to slot
Librarian on Duty
Check me out sometime
Haiku # 59175, September 7, 2018 3:56 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Order of Shaved Librarians
Contemplate Heaven
Behold the seraphim, then
Clean your shit-smeared ass
Haiku # 59174, September 7, 2018 3:56 pm ET
by Haiku can be considered a form of therapy.
Bono's day: sunny
So he shared his wife: funny
got you babe/honey
Haiku # 59173, September 7, 2018 3:52 pm ET
by Cher Sarkisian of "just teasian"
She's on the table
Inserted Horn of Plenty!
Pornocopia
Haiku # 59172, September 7, 2018 3:12 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest All New Martha Stewart!
You? Librarian ?
Insane libertine more like.
Send Haiku pic NOW.
Haiku # 59171, September 7, 2018 2:52 pm ET
by Fear of Libraries
Do no harm Goku
Good friends are all here with you
Sip some Bad Haiku
Haiku # 59170, September 7, 2018 2:50 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Tearoom and Medicinal Scones
Shed Antler dildoes
From the mall kiosk my dear?
Let's play reindeer games!
Haiku # 59169, September 7, 2018 2:44 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Deer Park and Petting Zoo
Autumn has arrived
What will the season bring us?
Mulled Cunnilingus?
Haiku # 59168, September 7, 2018 2:30 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest U-pick Vagina Orchard and Pies
Hear the motor purr
Got low mileage vagina
As is. Has no fur.
Haiku # 59167, September 7, 2018 2:12 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
Bangkok? Have not been.
But Bangkok has come see me
Occasionally.
Haiku # 59166, September 7, 2018 1:25 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Travel Agency for Agoraphobics
In my last Haiku
I meant to say not "Ban kok"
But Bang kok instead.
Haiku # 59165, September 7, 2018 9:49 am ET
by Sick of typing on damn smartfone
well i wanted to do
myself harm over chatrooms
last night, i'm still here
Haiku # 59164, September 7, 2018 9:03 am ET
by goku i guess
Bang bang bang bang bang
Your own sinful mortal flesh
In bang bang Bankok
Haiku # 59163, September 7, 2018 8:27 am ET
by Hired to get tired of Thailand
Sometimes my dear wife
Is no more than a pussy
With legs. And a mouth.
Haiku # 59162, September 7, 2018 8:21 am ET
by May I be forgiven by the blood of Jesus
I picture the Star
As a paunchy old geezer
Living in Bangkok
Haiku # 59161, September 7, 2018 8:18 am ET
by Arrested in Thailand, of course.
We may never know:
Is Starkitten a woman
Or just some sick guy?
Haiku # 59160, September 7, 2018 8:13 am ET
by Lost in the wonder of it all . . .
Shopping mall kiosks
selling quaint antique dildos.
Faux jade and antler.
Haiku # 59159, September 7, 2018 7:53 am ET
by
By Pinocchio
Stiff Life with a Wood Pecker
Geppedophile Books
Haiku # 59158, September 7, 2018 12:35 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Order of Perpetually Cranky Librarians
Still Life with Woodpecker.
Tom Robbins. Damn good author. I should re-read some of his stuff. Hard to find it in Asia... guess I'll download it.
Haiku # 59157, September 7, 2018 12:01 am ET
by
You say "just" a drunk.
Being a drunk is hard work.
Ask any liver.

He was no prophet.
But prophets are not prophets.
Or else they'd profit.

Divine Wall Street trends.
Then become a trillionaire.
And buy more whiskey.

If you never sin,
then Jesus died for nothing.
Fuck some whores today.
Haiku # 59156, September 6, 2018 11:58 pm ET
by
He'd love Bad Haiku
So skilled at Cunnilingus
Cunning Linguist
Haiku # 59155, September 6, 2018 10:48 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Sandpaper Tongue Society
What if Jim were Dad?
Biggest Electra complex
Any girl has had
Haiku # 59154, September 6, 2018 10:42 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Elektra Records
Crystal Ship released
Same month/year as Starkitten
But Jim not my Dad
Haiku # 59153, September 6, 2018 10:10 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest School of Rock
You know I love you.
Jim, He was the Lizard King
Before that Gecko!
Haiku # 59152, September 6, 2018 9:50 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Wide Open Doors of Perception
OK Starkitten
Start talking about pussy
It's your feline cue
Haiku # 59151, September 6, 2018 8:47 pm ET
by Saul of Tarsus
That Jim Morrison
Ranted while drunk off his ass
then got shown the door.

He was no prophet
Nor was he a good poet
He was just a drunk.

I like some Doors songs
A few make me want to cringe
But most of them rock
Haiku # 59150, September 6, 2018 8:44 pm ET
by Make the queen of the angels sigh . . .
Been looking for you
Left a trail. Dirty Haiku
And a small glass shoe
Haiku # 59149, September 6, 2018 3:48 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Starkittenderella
Covered Wagon Ride
Magnificent Clydesdale
Oral Odyssey

Cunnilingus Coach
Carrying moaning cargo
To new horizon
Haiku # 59148, September 6, 2018 1:54 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Historical Society
Living off the grid
Reheat lasagne in kiln
Cunnilingus Yurt
Haiku # 59147, September 6, 2018 1:45 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Living the Dream
Art class nude model
Such attention to detail
Tampon string noted
Haiku # 59146, September 6, 2018 1:40 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Life Drawing Classroom
Embarrassing Erection
Still Life Woodpecker
Haiku # 59145, September 6, 2018 1:37 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Art Supply
Conjugal visit?
Penis serving life sentence
In solitary
Haiku # 59144, September 6, 2018 1:30 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest (Dirty) Books for Incarcerated Perverts
Harvest Festival
Enormous Eggplant in pants
Open kimono
Haiku # 59143, September 6, 2018 1:27 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cunnilingus Sister City
Cold, Cavernous Cunt.
Cunnilingus Champion
Can crank Celsius!
Haiku # 59142, September 6, 2018 12:39 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Congested Mammoth
Malodorous Pachyderm
Wooly Bully. Dick.
Haiku # 59141, September 6, 2018 12:34 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Ivory
I'm disappointed.
Snuff porn is not porn starring
Snuffleupagus.
Haiku # 59140, September 6, 2018 6:41 am ET
by
Pooh is high on crack.
Eyore went to Tijuana.
Tigger's a porn star.
Haiku # 59139, September 6, 2018 6:37 am ET
by
Phlebotomists flee
flying flatulent flautists
flipping flagrant phlegm.
Haiku # 59138, September 6, 2018 6:34 am ET
by
Don't strain when you poo.
Let it come out on its own.
Just like Groundhog Day.
Haiku # 59137, September 6, 2018 6:25 am ET
by
James Taylor. Wanking.
Shower the people you love...
With..Zip up your pants.
Haiku # 59136, September 6, 2018 2:27 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Lite Rock
Crisp leaves underfoot
Cunnilingus in the air
First breath of autumn
Haiku # 59135, September 6, 2018 2:14 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Preparation H
And Prisoner Cell Block H
Made for Down Under
Haiku # 59134, September 5, 2018 10:07 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Wet Haikulingus
I admire your long pen
Is it really real?
Haiku # 59133, September 5, 2018 10:02 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest cat tree
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