BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years
18 Days
and
68961 Haikus
later...
McSabbath Meal. Good.
Rich in iron, man. Want one?
Flame broiled soul burger
Haiku #59182, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Metal
September 7, 2018 9:27 pm ET

I just got seasick
Cher. If I Could Turn Back Time.
Made room smell like fish
Haiku #59181, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 7, 2018 9:18 pm ET

aparenty there is a
band called Mac Sabbath now we
know there' is pink slime
Haiku #59180, by Goku! of https://youtu.be/m1wkfJY3AZM
September 7, 2018 9:16 pm ET

Peristalis is
true excremeditation.
Let Bob Dobbs be praised !
Haiku #59179, by Foul Stench of merely human ideals
September 7, 2018 5:14 pm ET

Try Togetherness
Synchronized Defecation
Doubles Game of Thrones
Haiku #59178, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Two Holer Club
September 7, 2018 5:01 pm ET

Bono satori:
Ski hard into a large tree
Hit head. Wake up dead.
Haiku #59177, by Chastity is a kind of gender-free charity.
September 7, 2018 4:39 pm ET

Did you come to ski?
Or be one with the tree, sir?
Winter Wonderland
Haiku #59176, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Pro Bono Legal Cervixes
September 7, 2018 4:05 pm ET

Return books to slot
Librarian on Duty
Check me out sometime
Haiku #59175, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Order of Shaved Librarians
September 7, 2018 3:56 pm ET

Contemplate Heaven
Behold the seraphim, then
Clean your shit-smeared ass
Haiku #59174, by Haiku can be considered a form of therapy.
September 7, 2018 3:56 pm ET

Bono's day: sunny
So he shared his wife: funny
got you babe/honey
Haiku #59173, by Cher Sarkisian of "just teasian"
September 7, 2018 3:52 pm ET

She's on the table
Inserted Horn of Plenty!
Pornocopia
Haiku #59172, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest All New Martha Stewart!
September 7, 2018 3:12 pm ET

You? Librarian ?
Insane libertine more like.
Send Haiku pic NOW.
Haiku #59171, by Fear of Libraries
September 7, 2018 2:52 pm ET

Do no harm Goku
Good friends are all here with you
Sip some Bad Haiku
Haiku #59170, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Tearoom and Medicinal Scones
September 7, 2018 2:50 pm ET

Shed Antler dildoes
From the mall kiosk my dear?
Let's play reindeer games!
Haiku #59169, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Deer Park and Petting Zoo
September 7, 2018 2:44 pm ET

Autumn has arrived
What will the season bring us?
Mulled Cunnilingus?
Haiku #59168, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest U-pick Vagina Orchard and Pies
September 7, 2018 2:30 pm ET

Hear the motor purr
Got low mileage vagina
As is. Has no fur.
Haiku #59167, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
September 7, 2018 2:12 pm ET

Bangkok? Have not been.
But Bangkok has come see me
Occasionally.
Haiku #59166, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Travel Agency for Agoraphobics
September 7, 2018 1:25 pm ET

In my last Haiku
I meant to say not "Ban kok"
But Bang kok instead.
Haiku #59165, by Sick of typing on damn smartfone
September 7, 2018 9:49 am ET

well i wanted to do
myself harm over chatrooms
last night, i'm still here
Haiku #59164, by goku i guess
September 7, 2018 9:03 am ET

Bang bang bang bang bang
Your own sinful mortal flesh
In bang bang Bankok
Haiku #59163, by Hired to get tired of Thailand
September 7, 2018 8:27 am ET

Sometimes my dear wife
Is no more than a pussy
With legs. And a mouth.
Haiku #59162, by May I be forgiven by the blood of Jesus
September 7, 2018 8:21 am ET

I picture the Star
As a paunchy old geezer
Living in Bangkok
Haiku #59161, by Arrested in Thailand, of course.
September 7, 2018 8:18 am ET

We may never know:
Is Starkitten a woman
Or just some sick guy?
Haiku #59160, by Lost in the wonder of it all . . .
September 7, 2018 8:13 am ET

Shopping mall kiosks
selling quaint antique dildos.
Faux jade and antler.
Haiku #59159, by
September 7, 2018 7:53 am ET

By Pinocchio
Stiff Life with a Wood Pecker
Geppedophile Books
Haiku #59158, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Order of Perpetually Cranky Librarians
September 7, 2018 12:35 am ET

Still Life with Woodpecker.
Tom Robbins. Damn good author. I should re-read some of his stuff. Hard to find it in Asia... guess I'll download it.
Haiku #59157, by
September 7, 2018 12:01 am ET

You say "just" a drunk.
Being a drunk is hard work.
Ask any liver.

He was no prophet.
But prophets are not prophets.
Or else they'd profit.

Divine Wall Street trends.
Then become a trillionaire.
And buy more whiskey.

If you never sin,
then Jesus died for nothing.
Fuck some whores today.
Haiku #59156, by
September 6, 2018 11:58 pm ET

He'd love Bad Haiku
So skilled at Cunnilingus
Cunning Linguist
Haiku #59155, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Sandpaper Tongue Society
September 6, 2018 10:48 pm ET

What if Jim were Dad?
Biggest Electra complex
Any girl has had
Haiku #59154, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Elektra Records
September 6, 2018 10:42 pm ET

Crystal Ship released
Same month/year as Starkitten
But Jim not my Dad
Haiku #59153, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest School of Rock
September 6, 2018 10:10 pm ET

You know I love you.
Jim, He was the Lizard King
Before that Gecko!
Haiku #59152, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Wide Open Doors of Perception
September 6, 2018 9:50 pm ET

OK Starkitten
Start talking about pussy
It's your feline cue
Haiku #59151, by Saul of Tarsus
September 6, 2018 8:47 pm ET

That Jim Morrison
Ranted while drunk off his ass
then got shown the door.

He was no prophet
Nor was he a good poet
He was just a drunk.

I like some Doors songs
A few make me want to cringe
But most of them rock
Haiku #59150, by Make the queen of the angels sigh . . .
September 6, 2018 8:44 pm ET

Been looking for you
Left a trail. Dirty Haiku
And a small glass shoe
Haiku #59149, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Starkittenderella
September 6, 2018 3:48 pm ET

Covered Wagon Ride
Magnificent Clydesdale
Oral Odyssey

Cunnilingus Coach
Carrying moaning cargo
To new horizon
Haiku #59148, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Historical Society
September 6, 2018 1:54 pm ET

Living off the grid
Reheat lasagne in kiln
Cunnilingus Yurt
Haiku #59147, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Living the Dream
September 6, 2018 1:45 pm ET

Art class nude model
Such attention to detail
Tampon string noted
Haiku #59146, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 6, 2018 1:40 pm ET

Life Drawing Classroom
Embarrassing Erection
Still Life Woodpecker
Haiku #59145, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Art Supply
September 6, 2018 1:37 pm ET

Conjugal visit?
Penis serving life sentence
In solitary
Haiku #59144, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest (Dirty) Books for Incarcerated Perverts
September 6, 2018 1:30 pm ET

Harvest Festival
Enormous Eggplant in pants
Open kimono
Haiku #59143, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cunnilingus Sister City
September 6, 2018 1:27 pm ET

Cold, Cavernous Cunt.
Cunnilingus Champion
Can crank Celsius!
Haiku #59142, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 6, 2018 12:39 pm ET

Congested Mammoth
Malodorous Pachyderm
Wooly Bully. Dick.
Haiku #59141, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Ivory
September 6, 2018 12:34 pm ET

I'm disappointed.
Snuff porn is not porn starring
Snuffleupagus.
Haiku #59140, by
September 6, 2018 6:41 am ET

Pooh is high on crack.
Eyore went to Tijuana.
Tigger's a porn star.
Haiku #59139, by
September 6, 2018 6:37 am ET

Phlebotomists flee
flying flatulent flautists
flipping flagrant phlegm.
Haiku #59138, by
September 6, 2018 6:34 am ET

Don't strain when you poo.
Let it come out on its own.
Just like Groundhog Day.
Haiku #59137, by
September 6, 2018 6:25 am ET

James Taylor. Wanking.
Shower the people you love...
With..Zip up your pants.
Haiku #59136, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Lite Rock
September 6, 2018 2:27 am ET

Crisp leaves underfoot
Cunnilingus in the air
First breath of autumn
Haiku #59135, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 6, 2018 2:14 am ET

Preparation H
And Prisoner Cell Block H
Made for Down Under
Haiku #59134, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 5, 2018 10:07 pm ET

Wet Haikulingus
I admire your long pen
Is it really real?
Haiku #59133, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest cat tree
September 5, 2018 10:02 pm ET