Freaky horse-face girl
beautiful, ultra-violet:
my kind of E.T
by Celestial Bodies of the Night Sky
I farted quickly
then she came; clouds of glory
bliss greater than stench
by Blue Flame of Methane
Wait wait wait... my bad.
It's the Brazillians that are
hard into fart porn.
by
Now I am inspired !
Fart-talk here on Bad Haiku:
my inner gas-child ☺
by Me, thane of free-verse flatulence
my mind is evil
law lf attraction vs a
grace of God thing, kay?
by goku!! of serve God not man, even if she is in latex
politicians...
we're usually fucked when they
are in office
by goku?
I could fart on you.
If only you would let me.
Just like in Japan.
by
There was a fat frog.
It liked to swim and eat bugs.
That's pretty much it.
by
I came too quickly.
She was not happy at all.
And then I farted.
by
Give leprechauns head
Invite them to bed. You'll see.
Money, Money! Yeah!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Law of Attraction
Get a piece of the action
Visualize it, dude
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Bank of Starkitten
Fuck a giant clam
Risky! Dick might get a slam
Wham bam thank you clam
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Aquarium
I want tons of cash,
but don't want to work for it.
Any suggestions?
by
So what do you think's
the most inappropriate
animal to fuck?
Perhaps sea urchins.
Maybe a giant tortoise.
Or politicians.
by
And "the rendevous"... but you have to sign in to confirm your age. Sorry Starkitten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssvqb03WlA
by Anonymous Poet
And of course, the acoustic cover of What What in the Butt in D minor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRJMhVDVRns
by
I often wonder
Should I launder sheets? Dry Clean?
Radioactive?
Sample: Glowing Spooge
Run it through the centrifuge
This time it's pink slime
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Diagnostics Laboratory
MacSabbath is cool, but I still like the "Monkey Rapes a Goat Music Video" best: https://ok.ru/video/884082053
by df
Meeting is great fun
What part of you is the dink?
Prepare for entry!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Intergalactic Welcome Wagon
Leave your door unlocked
To welcome space aliens
They're always horny
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Saucer Nest
Fecal coliform
Raining Down. A real shitstorm.
Your bathroom forecast
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Weather Channel
Pink Slime in Fast Food:
Henry Mancini remains,
Fresh Pink Panther dung
That makes the starter
Picture Amish Friendship Bread
Oozing and gooey
Try their latest bread
Amish Friends with Benefits
Hurry, won't last long
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Food Promotion Board
McSabbath Meal. Good.
Rich in iron, man. Want one?
Flame broiled soul burger
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Metal
I just got seasick
Cher. If I Could Turn Back Time.
Made room smell like fish
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
aparenty there is a
band called Mac Sabbath now we
know there' is pink slime
by Goku! of https://youtu.be/m1wkfJY3AZM
Peristalis is
true excremeditation.
Let Bob Dobbs be praised !
by Foul Stench of merely human ideals
Try Togetherness
Synchronized Defecation
Doubles Game of Thrones
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Two Holer Club
Bono satori:
Ski hard into a large tree
Hit head. Wake up dead.
by Chastity is a kind of gender-free charity.
Did you come to ski?
Or be one with the tree, sir?
Winter Wonderland
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Pro Bono Legal Cervixes
Return books to slot
Librarian on Duty
Check me out sometime
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Order of Shaved Librarians
Contemplate Heaven
Behold the seraphim, then
Clean your shit-smeared ass
by Haiku can be considered a form of therapy.
Bono's day: sunny
So he shared his wife: funny
got you babe/honey
by Cher Sarkisian of "just teasian"
She's on the table
Inserted Horn of Plenty!
Pornocopia
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest All New Martha Stewart!
You? Librarian ?
Insane libertine more like.
Send Haiku pic NOW.
by Fear of Libraries
Do no harm Goku
Good friends are all here with you
Sip some Bad Haiku
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Tearoom and Medicinal Scones
Shed Antler dildoes
From the mall kiosk my dear?
Let's play reindeer games!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Deer Park and Petting Zoo
Autumn has arrived
What will the season bring us?
Mulled Cunnilingus?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest U-pick Vagina Orchard and Pies
Hear the motor purr
Got low mileage vagina
As is. Has no fur.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
Bangkok? Have not been.
But Bangkok has come see me
Occasionally.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Travel Agency for Agoraphobics
In my last Haiku
I meant to say not "Ban kok"
But Bang kok instead.
by Sick of typing on damn smartfone
well i wanted to do
myself harm over chatrooms
last night, i'm still here
by goku i guess
Bang bang bang bang bang
Your own sinful mortal flesh
In bang bang Bankok
by Hired to get tired of Thailand
Sometimes my dear wife
Is no more than a pussy
With legs. And a mouth.
by May I be forgiven by the blood of Jesus
I picture the Star
As a paunchy old geezer
Living in Bangkok
by Arrested in Thailand, of course.
We may never know:
Is Starkitten a woman
Or just some sick guy?
by Lost in the wonder of it all . . .
Shopping mall kiosks
selling quaint antique dildos.
Faux jade and antler.
by
By Pinocchio
Stiff Life with a Wood Pecker
Geppedophile Books
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Order of Perpetually Cranky Librarians
Still Life with Woodpecker.
Tom Robbins. Damn good author. I should re-read some of his stuff. Hard to find it in Asia... guess I'll download it.
by
You say "just" a drunk.
Being a drunk is hard work.
Ask any liver.
He was no prophet.
But prophets are not prophets.
Or else they'd profit.
Divine Wall Street trends.
Then become a trillionaire.
And buy more whiskey.
If you never sin,
then Jesus died for nothing.
Fuck some whores today.
by
He'd love Bad Haiku
So skilled at Cunnilingus
Cunning Linguist
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Sandpaper Tongue Society
