Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 26 Days and 77406 Haiku later...

Leave your door unlocked
To welcome space aliens
They're always horny
Haiku # 59185, September 8, 2018 2:07 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Saucer Nest
Fecal coliform
Raining Down. A real shitstorm.
Your bathroom forecast
Haiku # 59184, September 8, 2018 2:02 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Weather Channel
Pink Slime in Fast Food:
Henry Mancini remains,
Fresh Pink Panther dung

That makes the starter
Picture Amish Friendship Bread
Oozing and gooey

Try their latest bread
Amish Friends with Benefits
Hurry, won't last long
Haiku # 59183, September 8, 2018 12:25 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Food Promotion Board
McSabbath Meal. Good.
Rich in iron, man. Want one?
Flame broiled soul burger
Haiku # 59182, September 7, 2018 9:27 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Metal
I just got seasick
Cher. If I Could Turn Back Time.
Made room smell like fish
Haiku # 59181, September 7, 2018 9:18 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
aparenty there is a
band called Mac Sabbath now we
know there' is pink slime
Haiku # 59180, September 7, 2018 9:16 pm ET
by Goku! of https://youtu.be/m1wkfJY3AZM
Peristalis is
true excremeditation.
Let Bob Dobbs be praised !
Haiku # 59179, September 7, 2018 5:14 pm ET
by Foul Stench of merely human ideals
Try Togetherness
Synchronized Defecation
Doubles Game of Thrones
Haiku # 59178, September 7, 2018 5:01 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Two Holer Club
Bono satori:
Ski hard into a large tree
Hit head. Wake up dead.
Haiku # 59177, September 7, 2018 4:39 pm ET
by Chastity is a kind of gender-free charity.
Did you come to ski?
Or be one with the tree, sir?
Winter Wonderland
Haiku # 59176, September 7, 2018 4:05 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Pro Bono Legal Cervixes
Return books to slot
Librarian on Duty
Check me out sometime
Haiku # 59175, September 7, 2018 3:56 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Order of Shaved Librarians
Contemplate Heaven
Behold the seraphim, then
Clean your shit-smeared ass
Haiku # 59174, September 7, 2018 3:56 pm ET
by Haiku can be considered a form of therapy.
Bono's day: sunny
So he shared his wife: funny
got you babe/honey
Haiku # 59173, September 7, 2018 3:52 pm ET
by Cher Sarkisian of "just teasian"
She's on the table
Inserted Horn of Plenty!
Pornocopia
Haiku # 59172, September 7, 2018 3:12 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest All New Martha Stewart!
You? Librarian ?
Insane libertine more like.
Send Haiku pic NOW.
Haiku # 59171, September 7, 2018 2:52 pm ET
by Fear of Libraries
Do no harm Goku
Good friends are all here with you
Sip some Bad Haiku
Haiku # 59170, September 7, 2018 2:50 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Tearoom and Medicinal Scones
Shed Antler dildoes
From the mall kiosk my dear?
Let's play reindeer games!
Haiku # 59169, September 7, 2018 2:44 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Deer Park and Petting Zoo
Autumn has arrived
What will the season bring us?
Mulled Cunnilingus?
Haiku # 59168, September 7, 2018 2:30 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest U-pick Vagina Orchard and Pies
Hear the motor purr
Got low mileage vagina
As is. Has no fur.
Haiku # 59167, September 7, 2018 2:12 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Very Slightly Used Vaginas
Bangkok? Have not been.
But Bangkok has come see me
Occasionally.
Haiku # 59166, September 7, 2018 1:25 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Travel Agency for Agoraphobics
In my last Haiku
I meant to say not "Ban kok"
But Bang kok instead.
Haiku # 59165, September 7, 2018 9:49 am ET
by Sick of typing on damn smartfone
well i wanted to do
myself harm over chatrooms
last night, i'm still here
Haiku # 59164, September 7, 2018 9:03 am ET
by goku i guess
Bang bang bang bang bang
Your own sinful mortal flesh
In bang bang Bankok
Haiku # 59163, September 7, 2018 8:27 am ET
by Hired to get tired of Thailand
Sometimes my dear wife
Is no more than a pussy
With legs. And a mouth.
Haiku # 59162, September 7, 2018 8:21 am ET
by May I be forgiven by the blood of Jesus
I picture the Star
As a paunchy old geezer
Living in Bangkok
Haiku # 59161, September 7, 2018 8:18 am ET
by Arrested in Thailand, of course.
We may never know:
Is Starkitten a woman
Or just some sick guy?
Haiku # 59160, September 7, 2018 8:13 am ET
by Lost in the wonder of it all . . .
Shopping mall kiosks
selling quaint antique dildos.
Faux jade and antler.
Haiku # 59159, September 7, 2018 7:53 am ET
by
By Pinocchio
Stiff Life with a Wood Pecker
Geppedophile Books
Haiku # 59158, September 7, 2018 12:35 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Order of Perpetually Cranky Librarians
Still Life with Woodpecker.
Tom Robbins. Damn good author. I should re-read some of his stuff. Hard to find it in Asia... guess I'll download it.
Haiku # 59157, September 7, 2018 12:01 am ET
by
You say "just" a drunk.
Being a drunk is hard work.
Ask any liver.

He was no prophet.
But prophets are not prophets.
Or else they'd profit.

Divine Wall Street trends.
Then become a trillionaire.
And buy more whiskey.

If you never sin,
then Jesus died for nothing.
Fuck some whores today.
Haiku # 59156, September 6, 2018 11:58 pm ET
by
He'd love Bad Haiku
So skilled at Cunnilingus
Cunning Linguist
Haiku # 59155, September 6, 2018 10:48 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Sandpaper Tongue Society
What if Jim were Dad?
Biggest Electra complex
Any girl has had
Haiku # 59154, September 6, 2018 10:42 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Elektra Records
Crystal Ship released
Same month/year as Starkitten
But Jim not my Dad
Haiku # 59153, September 6, 2018 10:10 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest School of Rock
You know I love you.
Jim, He was the Lizard King
Before that Gecko!
Haiku # 59152, September 6, 2018 9:50 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Wide Open Doors of Perception
OK Starkitten
Start talking about pussy
It's your feline cue
Haiku # 59151, September 6, 2018 8:47 pm ET
by Saul of Tarsus
That Jim Morrison
Ranted while drunk off his ass
then got shown the door.

He was no prophet
Nor was he a good poet
He was just a drunk.

I like some Doors songs
A few make me want to cringe
But most of them rock
Haiku # 59150, September 6, 2018 8:44 pm ET
by Make the queen of the angels sigh . . .
Been looking for you
Left a trail. Dirty Haiku
And a small glass shoe
Haiku # 59149, September 6, 2018 3:48 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Starkittenderella
Covered Wagon Ride
Magnificent Clydesdale
Oral Odyssey

Cunnilingus Coach
Carrying moaning cargo
To new horizon
Haiku # 59148, September 6, 2018 1:54 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Historical Society
Living off the grid
Reheat lasagne in kiln
Cunnilingus Yurt
Haiku # 59147, September 6, 2018 1:45 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Living the Dream
Art class nude model
Such attention to detail
Tampon string noted
Haiku # 59146, September 6, 2018 1:40 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Life Drawing Classroom
Embarrassing Erection
Still Life Woodpecker
Haiku # 59145, September 6, 2018 1:37 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Art Supply
Conjugal visit?
Penis serving life sentence
In solitary
Haiku # 59144, September 6, 2018 1:30 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest (Dirty) Books for Incarcerated Perverts
Harvest Festival
Enormous Eggplant in pants
Open kimono
Haiku # 59143, September 6, 2018 1:27 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cunnilingus Sister City
Cold, Cavernous Cunt.
Cunnilingus Champion
Can crank Celsius!
Haiku # 59142, September 6, 2018 12:39 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Congested Mammoth
Malodorous Pachyderm
Wooly Bully. Dick.
Haiku # 59141, September 6, 2018 12:34 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Ivory
I'm disappointed.
Snuff porn is not porn starring
Snuffleupagus.
Haiku # 59140, September 6, 2018 6:41 am ET
by
Pooh is high on crack.
Eyore went to Tijuana.
Tigger's a porn star.
Haiku # 59139, September 6, 2018 6:37 am ET
by
Phlebotomists flee
flying flatulent flautists
flipping flagrant phlegm.
Haiku # 59138, September 6, 2018 6:34 am ET
by
Don't strain when you poo.
Let it come out on its own.
Just like Groundhog Day.
Haiku # 59137, September 6, 2018 6:25 am ET
by
James Taylor. Wanking.
Shower the people you love...
With..Zip up your pants.
Haiku # 59136, September 6, 2018 2:27 am ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Lite Rock
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