Leave your door unlocked
To welcome space aliens
They're always horny

Fecal coliform
Raining Down. A real shitstorm.
Your bathroom forecast

Pink Slime in Fast Food:
Henry Mancini remains,
Fresh Pink Panther dung

That makes the starter
Picture Amish Friendship Bread
Oozing and gooey

Try their latest bread
Amish Friends with Benefits
Hurry, won't last long

McSabbath Meal. Good.
Rich in iron, man. Want one?
Flame broiled soul burger

I just got seasick
Cher. If I Could Turn Back Time.
Made room smell like fish

aparenty there is a
band called Mac Sabbath now we
know there' is pink slime

Peristalis is
true excremeditation.
Let Bob Dobbs be praised !

Try Togetherness
Synchronized Defecation
Doubles Game of Thrones

Bono satori:
Ski hard into a large tree
Hit head. Wake up dead.

Did you come to ski?
Or be one with the tree, sir?
Winter Wonderland

Return books to slot
Librarian on Duty
Check me out sometime

Contemplate Heaven
Behold the seraphim, then
Clean your shit-smeared ass

Bono's day: sunny
So he shared his wife: funny
got you babe/honey

She's on the table
Inserted Horn of Plenty!
Pornocopia

You? Librarian ?
Insane libertine more like.
Send Haiku pic NOW.

Do no harm Goku
Good friends are all here with you
Sip some Bad Haiku

Shed Antler dildoes
From the mall kiosk my dear?
Let's play reindeer games!

Autumn has arrived
What will the season bring us?
Mulled Cunnilingus?

Hear the motor purr
Got low mileage vagina
As is. Has no fur.

Bangkok? Have not been.
But Bangkok has come see me
Occasionally.

In my last Haiku
I meant to say not "Ban kok"
But Bang kok instead.

well i wanted to do
myself harm over chatrooms
last night, i'm still here

Bang bang bang bang bang
Your own sinful mortal flesh
In bang bang Bankok

Sometimes my dear wife
Is no more than a pussy
With legs. And a mouth.

I picture the Star
As a paunchy old geezer
Living in Bangkok

We may never know:
Is Starkitten a woman
Or just some sick guy?

Shopping mall kiosks
selling quaint antique dildos.
Faux jade and antler.

By Pinocchio
Stiff Life with a Wood Pecker
Geppedophile Books

Still Life with Woodpecker.
Tom Robbins. Damn good author. I should re-read some of his stuff. Hard to find it in Asia... guess I'll download it.

You say "just" a drunk.
Being a drunk is hard work.
Ask any liver.

He was no prophet.
But prophets are not prophets.
Or else they'd profit.

Divine Wall Street trends.
Then become a trillionaire.
And buy more whiskey.

If you never sin,
then Jesus died for nothing.
Fuck some whores today.

He'd love Bad Haiku
So skilled at Cunnilingus
Cunning Linguist

What if Jim were Dad?
Biggest Electra complex
Any girl has had

Crystal Ship released
Same month/year as Starkitten
But Jim not my Dad

You know I love you.
Jim, He was the Lizard King
Before that Gecko!

OK Starkitten
Start talking about pussy
It's your feline cue

That Jim Morrison
Ranted while drunk off his ass
then got shown the door.

He was no prophet
Nor was he a good poet
He was just a drunk.

I like some Doors songs
A few make me want to cringe
But most of them rock

Been looking for you
Left a trail. Dirty Haiku
And a small glass shoe

Covered Wagon Ride
Magnificent Clydesdale
Oral Odyssey

Cunnilingus Coach
Carrying moaning cargo
To new horizon

Living off the grid
Reheat lasagne in kiln
Cunnilingus Yurt

Art class nude model
Such attention to detail
Tampon string noted

Life Drawing Classroom
Embarrassing Erection
Still Life Woodpecker

Conjugal visit?
Penis serving life sentence
In solitary

Harvest Festival
Enormous Eggplant in pants
Open kimono

Cold, Cavernous Cunt.
Cunnilingus Champion
Can crank Celsius!

Congested Mammoth
Malodorous Pachyderm
Wooly Bully. Dick.

I'm disappointed.
Snuff porn is not porn starring
Snuffleupagus.

Pooh is high on crack.
Eyore went to Tijuana.
Tigger's a porn star.

Phlebotomists flee
flying flatulent flautists
flipping flagrant phlegm.

Don't strain when you poo.
Let it come out on its own.
Just like Groundhog Day.

James Taylor. Wanking.
Shower the people you love...
With..Zip up your pants.