it's late, i had a
bit of high blood pressure and
now i get the day
off, not an off day
by Goku
i feel like one man's
personalities are at
each other in "rap..."
by Goku....
Bring it ON, bitches.
I'll kick your lightweight asses
with Haiku verses
by Your poems are born of your lyrical weakness
Yoko Ono can't
Overcome her slant-eye past:
Modern esthetics
by Yoko Ono is a symptom of our godless culture
Go synthesize THIS,
mere Haiku poetaster:
Poetry hates you.
by Crisis of poetic meaning
Left tard with full flush:
Bring on your dialectic.
Fuck your synthesis !
by King of Ace from outer space
Horse fart telegram!
Delivered to your sad face.
Methane Tumbleweed!!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Horse Hotel
Replaced his glass eyes
With his wife's used Ben Wa Balls
Now gives you Stinkeyes
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Optometry
Unmistakable!
Dance of the Constipated
Want to go-go dance
Left turd with no flush
Guilty feet. Got no rhythm.
George Michael wiz here
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest School of Rest Room Attendant Training
Ten Penny Henry
Used pennies. Not dimes! Cheater!!
Demi wanted More.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Blockbusters Video
An apparition
Balancing coins on his dink
Meet Patrick Swayze
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Currency Exchange
Come for the ice cream
Stay for the cunnilingus
69 Flavours
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Popsicle Stand
Moon Ceremony
We walk together. Tails High.
Scat illuminated
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Litterpan Fillers
Starkitten laugh now
Haiku of old alley cat
Meow of Innocence
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
When I crave Haiku
Starkitten won't disappoint:
sleaze, sleaze and more sleaze
by Mind of the Beholder
Wasted Caviar
Abandoned Aquarium
Yoko Ono's cunt
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Fish R Us
Sampled the buffet
Infection d'yeast: Soup of Day
Ball Cheese crudités
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Genital Catering Service
Sarah Jessica
Ferris Bueler Dutch ovened
Horsefaced Biodome
Encouraged to fart freely
Yes, as I recall
Your exact words: Ambrosia
Our
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Whiskers twitch. You rang?
You win Golden Pen today
Speak Haikulingus
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
The banquet commenced,
fussy in pace. But my wish
was pussy in face.
by Haiku Disciple of Starkitten
My horse-face sky-girl
releases celestial light
through rear orifice
by Dreaming of Celestina in AZ
Freaky horse-face girl
beautiful, ultra-violet:
my kind of E.T
by Celestial Bodies of the Night Sky
I farted quickly
then she came; clouds of glory
bliss greater than stench
by Blue Flame of Methane
Wait wait wait... my bad.
It's the Brazillians that are
hard into fart porn.
by
Now I am inspired !
Fart-talk here on Bad Haiku:
my inner gas-child ☺
by Me, thane of free-verse flatulence
my mind is evil
law lf attraction vs a
grace of God thing, kay?
by goku!! of serve God not man, even if she is in latex
politicians...
we're usually fucked when they
are in office
by goku?
I could fart on you.
If only you would let me.
Just like in Japan.
by
There was a fat frog.
It liked to swim and eat bugs.
That's pretty much it.
by
I came too quickly.
She was not happy at all.
And then I farted.
by
Give leprechauns head
Invite them to bed. You'll see.
Money, Money! Yeah!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Law of Attraction
Get a piece of the action
Visualize it, dude
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Bank of Starkitten
Fuck a giant clam
Risky! Dick might get a slam
Wham bam thank you clam
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Aquarium
I want tons of cash,
but don't want to work for it.
Any suggestions?
by
So what do you think's
the most inappropriate
animal to fuck?
Perhaps sea urchins.
Maybe a giant tortoise.
Or politicians.
by
And "the rendevous"... but you have to sign in to confirm your age. Sorry Starkitten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssvqb03WlA
by Anonymous Poet
And of course, the acoustic cover of What What in the Butt in D minor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRJMhVDVRns
by
I often wonder
Should I launder sheets? Dry Clean?
Radioactive?
Sample: Glowing Spooge
Run it through the centrifuge
This time it's pink slime
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Diagnostics Laboratory
MacSabbath is cool, but I still like the "Monkey Rapes a Goat Music Video" best: https://ok.ru/video/884082053
by df
Meeting is great fun
What part of you is the dink?
Prepare for entry!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Intergalactic Welcome Wagon
Leave your door unlocked
To welcome space aliens
They're always horny
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Saucer Nest
Fecal coliform
Raining Down. A real shitstorm.
Your bathroom forecast
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Weather Channel
Pink Slime in Fast Food:
Henry Mancini remains,
Fresh Pink Panther dung
That makes the starter
Picture Amish Friendship Bread
Oozing and gooey
Try their latest bread
Amish Friends with Benefits
Hurry, won't last long
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Food Promotion Board
McSabbath Meal. Good.
Rich in iron, man. Want one?
Flame broiled soul burger
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Metal
I just got seasick
Cher. If I Could Turn Back Time.
Made room smell like fish
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
aparenty there is a
band called Mac Sabbath now we
know there' is pink slime
by Goku! of https://youtu.be/m1wkfJY3AZM
Peristalis is
true excremeditation.
Let Bob Dobbs be praised !
by Foul Stench of merely human ideals
Try Togetherness
Synchronized Defecation
Doubles Game of Thrones
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Two Holer Club
Bono satori:
Ski hard into a large tree
Hit head. Wake up dead.
by Chastity is a kind of gender-free charity.
Did you come to ski?
Or be one with the tree, sir?
Winter Wonderland
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Pro Bono Legal Cervixes