Conjecture and Proof
Square root of cunnilingus
Is an ice cream cone
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Ding Dong Cart Chasers
Catnap Festival
Ordering delivered feast
And then more catnaps
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Catnapping Consortium
you know i wish that
conspiracy theories were just
that dogs and cats were
in a faction of
battle between the species
for affection
by vhs
if the internet
were still 1990s like
google would have 50 competitors
all funnier
by vhs
cats and dogs are aliens
he coomunicates by clawing
and emracing and purring
dogs text by peeing
then smelling
by vhs
im not an atheist
so ive chosen to believe in something
dukes of hazard
by vhs of confederate flag
if we had four genders
the concept of a menange a tois
would be incomplete
by vhs
existential framework
reality is a warped
sense of god thought
by vhs of when sex becomes meaningless
wondering if you
should have done stand up rather
than just mathematics
by vhs
Thing about Japan:
Getting drunk and vomiting
Part of their culture
by Images of staggering Tokyo businessmen
Everything lacquered
Fake acquiescence, bowing
Robotic toilets
by Sort of makes you wonder about Japan...
Freaking Japanese:
Cutesy icons, groupthink and
Hyperesthetics
by Ex-lover of the Orient
Sorry I was mad.
(Haiku brings out worst in me,
Unlike Starkitten)
by in awe of Yoko Ono
Pickles and ice cream?
Anything for you, Goku
Some of my Bad Haiku?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Caring Doula Services and Seahorse Blow Job Artisrty
Passing out cigars
Future Haiku Superstars
Resting in Dad's pouch
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Immaculate (in a kinky way) Conception Holy Seahorse Sodality
Like haiku seahorse
You carry all our babies
So call me,maybe?
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cigar Shop
Starkitten teach you
Relax, picture gentle stream
Now go change your pants
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Enuresis Representative
Oh dear, friend Goku
Not to put pressure on you
U the Haiku Dad
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest EPT
So full of Haiku
I thought I was expecting.
First Prize....Collecting.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Lactation Vacation Destination
it's late, i had a
bit of high blood pressure and
now i get the day
off, not an off day
by Goku
i feel like one man's
personalities are at
each other in "rap..."
by Goku....
Bring it ON, bitches.
I'll kick your lightweight asses
with Haiku verses
by Your poems are born of your lyrical weakness
Yoko Ono can't
Overcome her slant-eye past:
Modern esthetics
by Yoko Ono is a symptom of our godless culture
Go synthesize THIS,
mere Haiku poetaster:
Poetry hates you.
by Crisis of poetic meaning
Left tard with full flush:
Bring on your dialectic.
Fuck your synthesis !
by King of Ace from outer space
Horse fart telegram!
Delivered to your sad face.
Methane Tumbleweed!!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Horse Hotel
Replaced his glass eyes
With his wife's used Ben Wa Balls
Now gives you Stinkeyes
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Optometry
Unmistakable!
Dance of the Constipated
Want to go-go dance
Left turd with no flush
Guilty feet. Got no rhythm.
George Michael wiz here
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest School of Rest Room Attendant Training
Ten Penny Henry
Used pennies. Not dimes! Cheater!!
Demi wanted More.
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Blockbusters Video
An apparition
Balancing coins on his dink
Meet Patrick Swayze
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Currency Exchange
Come for the ice cream
Stay for the cunnilingus
69 Flavours
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Popsicle Stand
Moon Ceremony
We walk together. Tails High.
Scat illuminated
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Litterpan Fillers
Starkitten laugh now
Haiku of old alley cat
Meow of Innocence
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
When I crave Haiku
Starkitten won't disappoint:
sleaze, sleaze and more sleaze
by Mind of the Beholder
Wasted Caviar
Abandoned Aquarium
Yoko Ono's cunt
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Fish R Us
Sampled the buffet
Infection d'yeast: Soup of Day
Ball Cheese crudités
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Genital Catering Service
Sarah Jessica
Ferris Bueler Dutch ovened
Horsefaced Biodome
Encouraged to fart freely
Yes, as I recall
Your exact words: Ambrosia
Our
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Whiskers twitch. You rang?
You win Golden Pen today
Speak Haikulingus
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
The banquet commenced,
fussy in pace. But my wish
was pussy in face.
by Haiku Disciple of Starkitten
My horse-face sky-girl
releases celestial light
through rear orifice
by Dreaming of Celestina in AZ
Freaky horse-face girl
beautiful, ultra-violet:
my kind of E.T
by Celestial Bodies of the Night Sky
I farted quickly
then she came; clouds of glory
bliss greater than stench
by Blue Flame of Methane
Wait wait wait... my bad.
It's the Brazillians that are
hard into fart porn.
by
Now I am inspired !
Fart-talk here on Bad Haiku:
my inner gas-child ☺
by Me, thane of free-verse flatulence
my mind is evil
law lf attraction vs a
grace of God thing, kay?
by goku!! of serve God not man, even if she is in latex
politicians...
we're usually fucked when they
are in office
by goku?
I could fart on you.
If only you would let me.
Just like in Japan.
by
There was a fat frog.
It liked to swim and eat bugs.
That's pretty much it.
by
I came too quickly.
She was not happy at all.
And then I farted.
by
Give leprechauns head
Invite them to bed. You'll see.
Money, Money! Yeah!
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
