BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
313 Days
and
68094 Haikus
later...
cats and dogs are aliens
he coomunicates by clawing
and emracing and purring

dogs text by peeing
then smelling
Haiku #59240, by vhs
September 9, 2018 1:24 pm ET

im not an atheist
so ive chosen to believe in something
dukes of hazard
Haiku #59239, by vhs of confederate flag
September 9, 2018 1:23 pm ET

if we had four genders
the concept of a menange a tois
would be incomplete
Haiku #59238, by vhs
September 9, 2018 1:21 pm ET

existential framework
reality is a warped
sense of god thought
Haiku #59237, by vhs of when sex becomes meaningless
September 9, 2018 1:19 pm ET

wondering if you
should have done stand up rather
than just mathematics
Haiku #59236, by vhs
September 9, 2018 9:58 am ET

Thing about Japan:
Getting drunk and vomiting
Part of their culture
Haiku #59235, by Images of staggering Tokyo businessmen
September 9, 2018 5:40 am ET

Everything lacquered
Fake acquiescence, bowing
Robotic toilets
Haiku #59234, by Sort of makes you wonder about Japan...
September 9, 2018 5:29 am ET

Freaking Japanese:
Cutesy icons, groupthink and
Hyperesthetics
Haiku #59233, by Ex-lover of the Orient
September 9, 2018 5:22 am ET

Sorry I was mad.
(Haiku brings out worst in me,
Unlike Starkitten)
Haiku #59232, by in awe of Yoko Ono
September 9, 2018 5:10 am ET

Pickles and ice cream?
Anything for you, Goku
Some of my Bad Haiku?
Haiku #59231, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Caring Doula Services and Seahorse Blow Job Artisrty
September 8, 2018 11:29 pm ET

Passing out cigars
Future Haiku Superstars
Resting in Dad's pouch
Haiku #59230, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Immaculate (in a kinky way) Conception Holy Seahorse Sodality
September 8, 2018 11:26 pm ET

Like haiku seahorse
You carry all our babies
So call me,maybe?
Haiku #59229, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cigar Shop
September 8, 2018 9:20 pm ET

Starkitten teach you
Relax, picture gentle stream
Now go change your pants
Haiku #59228, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Enuresis Representative
September 8, 2018 9:14 pm ET

Oh dear, friend Goku
Not to put pressure on you
U the Haiku Dad
Haiku #59227, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest EPT
September 8, 2018 9:12 pm ET

So full of Haiku
I thought I was expecting.
First Prize....Collecting.
Haiku #59226, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Lactation Vacation Destination
September 8, 2018 9:08 pm ET

it's late, i had a
bit of high blood pressure and
now i get the day

off, not an off day
Haiku #59225, by Goku
September 8, 2018 9:07 pm ET

i feel like one man's
personalities are at
each other in "rap..."
Haiku #59224, by Goku....
September 8, 2018 6:50 pm ET

Bring it ON, bitches.
I'll kick your lightweight asses
with Haiku verses
Haiku #59223, by Your poems are born of your lyrical weakness
September 8, 2018 6:20 pm ET

Yoko Ono can't
Overcome her slant-eye past:
Modern esthetics
Haiku #59222, by Yoko Ono is a symptom of our godless culture
September 8, 2018 6:14 pm ET

Go synthesize THIS,
mere Haiku poetaster:
Poetry hates you.
Haiku #59221, by Crisis of poetic meaning
September 8, 2018 6:06 pm ET

Left tard with full flush:
Bring on your dialectic.
Fuck your synthesis !
Haiku #59220, by King of Ace from outer space
September 8, 2018 6:01 pm ET

Horse fart telegram!
Delivered to your sad face.
Methane Tumbleweed!!
Haiku #59219, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Horse Hotel
September 8, 2018 5:53 pm ET

Replaced his glass eyes
With his wife's used Ben Wa Balls
Now gives you Stinkeyes
Haiku #59218, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Optometry
September 8, 2018 5:41 pm ET

Unmistakable!
Dance of the Constipated
Want to go-go dance

Left turd with no flush
Guilty feet. Got no rhythm.
George Michael wiz here
Haiku #59217, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest School of Rest Room Attendant Training
September 8, 2018 5:36 pm ET

Ten Penny Henry
Used pennies. Not dimes! Cheater!!
Demi wanted More.
Haiku #59216, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Blockbusters Video
September 8, 2018 4:30 pm ET

An apparition
Balancing coins on his dink
Meet Patrick Swayze
Haiku #59215, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Currency Exchange
September 8, 2018 4:28 pm ET

Come for the ice cream
Stay for the cunnilingus
69 Flavours
Haiku #59214, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Popsicle Stand
September 8, 2018 4:21 pm ET

Moon Ceremony
We walk together. Tails High.
Scat illuminated
Haiku #59213, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Litterpan Fillers
September 8, 2018 4:07 pm ET

Starkitten laugh now
Haiku of old alley cat
Meow of Innocence
Haiku #59212, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 8, 2018 4:03 pm ET

When I crave Haiku
Starkitten won't disappoint:
sleaze, sleaze and more sleaze
Haiku #59211, by Mind of the Beholder
September 8, 2018 2:26 pm ET

Wasted Caviar
Abandoned Aquarium
Yoko Ono's cunt
Haiku #59210, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Fish R Us
September 8, 2018 1:42 pm ET

Sampled the buffet
Infection d'yeast: Soup of Day
Ball Cheese crudités
Haiku #59209, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Genital Catering Service
September 8, 2018 1:36 pm ET

Sarah Jessica
Ferris Bueler Dutch ovened
Horsefaced Biodome
Encouraged to fart freely


Yes, as I recall
Your exact words: Ambrosia
Our
Haiku #59208, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 8, 2018 1:31 pm ET

Whiskers twitch. You rang?
You win Golden Pen today
Speak Haikulingus
Haiku #59207, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 8, 2018 1:16 pm ET

The banquet commenced,
fussy in pace. But my wish
was pussy in face.
Haiku #59206, by Haiku Disciple of Starkitten
September 8, 2018 10:41 am ET

My horse-face sky-girl
releases celestial light
through rear orifice
Haiku #59205, by Dreaming of Celestina in AZ
September 8, 2018 10:20 am ET

Freaky horse-face girl
beautiful, ultra-violet:
my kind of E.T
Haiku #59204, by Celestial Bodies of the Night Sky
September 8, 2018 10:16 am ET

I farted quickly
then she came; clouds of glory
bliss greater than stench
Haiku #59203, by Blue Flame of Methane
September 8, 2018 10:12 am ET

Wait wait wait... my bad.
It's the Brazillians that are
hard into fart porn.
Haiku #59202, by
September 8, 2018 10:11 am ET

Now I am inspired !
Fart-talk here on Bad Haiku:
my inner gas-child ☺
Haiku #59201, by Me, thane of free-verse flatulence
September 8, 2018 10:09 am ET

my mind is evil
law lf attraction vs a
grace of God thing, kay?
Haiku #59200, by goku!! of serve God not man, even if she is in latex
September 8, 2018 9:03 am ET

politicians...

we're usually fucked when they
are in office
Haiku #59199, by goku?
September 8, 2018 9:01 am ET

I could fart on you.
If only you would let me.
Just like in Japan.
Haiku #59198, by
September 8, 2018 9:00 am ET

There was a fat frog.
It liked to swim and eat bugs.
That's pretty much it.
Haiku #59197, by
September 8, 2018 8:58 am ET

I came too quickly.
She was not happy at all.
And then I farted.
Haiku #59196, by
September 8, 2018 8:57 am ET

Give leprechauns head
Invite them to bed. You'll see.
Money, Money! Yeah!
Haiku #59195, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 8, 2018 2:49 am ET

Law of Attraction
Get a piece of the action
Visualize it, dude
Haiku #59194, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Bank of Starkitten
September 8, 2018 2:43 am ET

Fuck a giant clam
Risky! Dick might get a slam
Wham bam thank you clam
Haiku #59193, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Aquarium
September 8, 2018 2:38 am ET

I want tons of cash,
but don't want to work for it.
Any suggestions?
Haiku #59192, by
September 8, 2018 2:30 am ET

So what do you think's
the most inappropriate
animal to fuck?

Perhaps sea urchins.
Maybe a giant tortoise.
Or politicians.
Haiku #59191, by
September 8, 2018 2:27 am ET