BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
6 Days
and
66434 Haikus
later...
one dish one cup one
youtube video one big
fat hairy deal now
Haiku #59257, by vhs
September 9, 2018 8:43 pm ET

Might make some brownies
If the Lizard King bought cocoa
Have everything else
Haiku #59256, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 9, 2018 8:16 pm ET

India. Twin Bros
Pass-winder, Hold-it-inder
Sort their underwear
Haiku #59255, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Commercial Laundry Services
September 9, 2018 7:34 pm ET

No sign of entry
But the place has been ransacked
Got cunt insurance?
Haiku #59254, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cunt Insurance
September 9, 2018 7:26 pm ET

Laurel Canyon, please.
Just drop me off at Jim's place
I'm dog sitting Sage
Haiku #59253, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 9, 2018 6:58 pm ET

Are we to believe
Most people read Bad Haiku
Without posting one?
Haiku #59252, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Anyone here but us chickens?
September 9, 2018 6:41 pm ET

This open channel
Like that fun tube at the bank
Commnication
Haiku #59251, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest I am receiving your signal
September 9, 2018 5:53 pm ET

That old school lunch smell
Concentrated Cunt Cabbage
Old World Recipe
Haiku #59250, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Designer of You Are What You Eat poster
September 9, 2018 5:47 pm ET

wonky conky bo bonky
banana fana fo fonkey
we why woah wonkey!
Haiku #59249, by vhs
September 9, 2018 5:40 pm ET

They better have some
Cunnilingus in Heaven
And ice cream cones too
Haiku #59248, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Kooky Konvent
September 9, 2018 5:33 pm ET

Judgment Day will come
We'll find out nothing mattered
Except the Bad Haiku
Haiku #59247, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Volunteer Philosophers
September 9, 2018 5:30 pm ET

Exfoliation
Soon there will be nothing left
Of any of us
Haiku #59246, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 9, 2018 4:57 pm ET

Do cucumbers scream
When they are being pickled?
Asking for a friend.
Haiku #59245, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cannery
September 9, 2018 4:51 pm ET

Conjecture and Proof
Square root of cunnilingus
Is an ice cream cone
Haiku #59244, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Ding Dong Cart Chasers
September 9, 2018 4:41 pm ET

Catnap Festival
Ordering delivered feast
And then more catnaps
Haiku #59243, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Catnapping Consortium
September 9, 2018 4:14 pm ET

you know i wish that
conspiracy theories were just
that dogs and cats were

in a faction of
battle between the species
for affection
Haiku #59242, by vhs
September 9, 2018 2:39 pm ET

if the internet
were still 1990s like
google would have 50 competitors

all funnier
Haiku #59241, by vhs
September 9, 2018 1:26 pm ET

cats and dogs are aliens
he coomunicates by clawing
and emracing and purring

dogs text by peeing
then smelling
Haiku #59240, by vhs
September 9, 2018 1:24 pm ET

im not an atheist
so ive chosen to believe in something
dukes of hazard
Haiku #59239, by vhs of confederate flag
September 9, 2018 1:23 pm ET

if we had four genders
the concept of a menange a tois
would be incomplete
Haiku #59238, by vhs
September 9, 2018 1:21 pm ET

existential framework
reality is a warped
sense of god thought
Haiku #59237, by vhs of when sex becomes meaningless
September 9, 2018 1:19 pm ET

wondering if you
should have done stand up rather
than just mathematics
Haiku #59236, by vhs
September 9, 2018 9:58 am ET

Thing about Japan:
Getting drunk and vomiting
Part of their culture
Haiku #59235, by Images of staggering Tokyo businessmen
September 9, 2018 5:40 am ET

Everything lacquered
Fake acquiescence, bowing
Robotic toilets
Haiku #59234, by Sort of makes you wonder about Japan...
September 9, 2018 5:29 am ET

Freaking Japanese:
Cutesy icons, groupthink and
Hyperesthetics
Haiku #59233, by Ex-lover of the Orient
September 9, 2018 5:22 am ET

Sorry I was mad.
(Haiku brings out worst in me,
Unlike Starkitten)
Haiku #59232, by in awe of Yoko Ono
September 9, 2018 5:10 am ET

Pickles and ice cream?
Anything for you, Goku
Some of my Bad Haiku?
Haiku #59231, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Caring Doula Services and Seahorse Blow Job Artisrty
September 8, 2018 11:29 pm ET

Passing out cigars
Future Haiku Superstars
Resting in Dad's pouch
Haiku #59230, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Immaculate (in a kinky way) Conception Holy Seahorse Sodality
September 8, 2018 11:26 pm ET

Like haiku seahorse
You carry all our babies
So call me,maybe?
Haiku #59229, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cigar Shop
September 8, 2018 9:20 pm ET

Starkitten teach you
Relax, picture gentle stream
Now go change your pants
Haiku #59228, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Enuresis Representative
September 8, 2018 9:14 pm ET

Oh dear, friend Goku
Not to put pressure on you
U the Haiku Dad
Haiku #59227, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest EPT
September 8, 2018 9:12 pm ET

So full of Haiku
I thought I was expecting.
First Prize....Collecting.
Haiku #59226, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Lactation Vacation Destination
September 8, 2018 9:08 pm ET

it's late, i had a
bit of high blood pressure and
now i get the day

off, not an off day
Haiku #59225, by Goku
September 8, 2018 9:07 pm ET

i feel like one man's
personalities are at
each other in "rap..."
Haiku #59224, by Goku....
September 8, 2018 6:50 pm ET

Bring it ON, bitches.
I'll kick your lightweight asses
with Haiku verses
Haiku #59223, by Your poems are born of your lyrical weakness
September 8, 2018 6:20 pm ET

Yoko Ono can't
Overcome her slant-eye past:
Modern esthetics
Haiku #59222, by Yoko Ono is a symptom of our godless culture
September 8, 2018 6:14 pm ET

Go synthesize THIS,
mere Haiku poetaster:
Poetry hates you.
Haiku #59221, by Crisis of poetic meaning
September 8, 2018 6:06 pm ET

Left tard with full flush:
Bring on your dialectic.
Fuck your synthesis !
Haiku #59220, by King of Ace from outer space
September 8, 2018 6:01 pm ET

Horse fart telegram!
Delivered to your sad face.
Methane Tumbleweed!!
Haiku #59219, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Horse Hotel
September 8, 2018 5:53 pm ET

Replaced his glass eyes
With his wife's used Ben Wa Balls
Now gives you Stinkeyes
Haiku #59218, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Optometry
September 8, 2018 5:41 pm ET

Unmistakable!
Dance of the Constipated
Want to go-go dance

Left turd with no flush
Guilty feet. Got no rhythm.
George Michael wiz here
Haiku #59217, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest School of Rest Room Attendant Training
September 8, 2018 5:36 pm ET

Ten Penny Henry
Used pennies. Not dimes! Cheater!!
Demi wanted More.
Haiku #59216, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Blockbusters Video
September 8, 2018 4:30 pm ET

An apparition
Balancing coins on his dink
Meet Patrick Swayze
Haiku #59215, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Currency Exchange
September 8, 2018 4:28 pm ET

Come for the ice cream
Stay for the cunnilingus
69 Flavours
Haiku #59214, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Popsicle Stand
September 8, 2018 4:21 pm ET

Moon Ceremony
We walk together. Tails High.
Scat illuminated
Haiku #59213, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Litterpan Fillers
September 8, 2018 4:07 pm ET

Starkitten laugh now
Haiku of old alley cat
Meow of Innocence
Haiku #59212, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 8, 2018 4:03 pm ET

When I crave Haiku
Starkitten won't disappoint:
sleaze, sleaze and more sleaze
Haiku #59211, by Mind of the Beholder
September 8, 2018 2:26 pm ET

Wasted Caviar
Abandoned Aquarium
Yoko Ono's cunt
Haiku #59210, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Fish R Us
September 8, 2018 1:42 pm ET

Sampled the buffet
Infection d'yeast: Soup of Day
Ball Cheese crudités
Haiku #59209, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Genital Catering Service
September 8, 2018 1:36 pm ET

Sarah Jessica
Ferris Bueler Dutch ovened
Horsefaced Biodome
Encouraged to fart freely


Yes, as I recall
Your exact words: Ambrosia
Our
Haiku #59208, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
September 8, 2018 1:31 pm ET