Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76970 Haiku later...

one dish one cup one
youtube video one big
fat hairy deal now
Haiku # 59257, September 9, 2018 8:43 pm ET
by vhs
Might make some brownies
If the Lizard King bought cocoa
Have everything else
Haiku # 59256, September 9, 2018 8:16 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
India. Twin Bros
Pass-winder, Hold-it-inder
Sort their underwear
Haiku # 59255, September 9, 2018 7:34 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Commercial Laundry Services
No sign of entry
But the place has been ransacked
Got cunt insurance?
Haiku # 59254, September 9, 2018 7:26 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cunt Insurance
Laurel Canyon, please.
Just drop me off at Jim's place
I'm dog sitting Sage
Haiku # 59253, September 9, 2018 6:58 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Are we to believe
Most people read Bad Haiku
Without posting one?
Haiku # 59252, September 9, 2018 6:41 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Anyone here but us chickens?
This open channel
Like that fun tube at the bank
Commnication
Haiku # 59251, September 9, 2018 5:53 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest I am receiving your signal
That old school lunch smell
Concentrated Cunt Cabbage
Old World Recipe
Haiku # 59250, September 9, 2018 5:47 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Designer of You Are What You Eat poster
wonky conky bo bonky
banana fana fo fonkey
we why woah wonkey!
Haiku # 59249, September 9, 2018 5:40 pm ET
by vhs
They better have some
Cunnilingus in Heaven
And ice cream cones too
Haiku # 59248, September 9, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Kooky Konvent
Judgment Day will come
We'll find out nothing mattered
Except the Bad Haiku
Haiku # 59247, September 9, 2018 5:30 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Volunteer Philosophers
Exfoliation
Soon there will be nothing left
Of any of us
Haiku # 59246, September 9, 2018 4:57 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Do cucumbers scream
When they are being pickled?
Asking for a friend.
Haiku # 59245, September 9, 2018 4:51 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cannery
Conjecture and Proof
Square root of cunnilingus
Is an ice cream cone
Haiku # 59244, September 9, 2018 4:41 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Ding Dong Cart Chasers
Catnap Festival
Ordering delivered feast
And then more catnaps
Haiku # 59243, September 9, 2018 4:14 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Catnapping Consortium
you know i wish that
conspiracy theories were just
that dogs and cats were

in a faction of
battle between the species
for affection
Haiku # 59242, September 9, 2018 2:39 pm ET
by vhs
if the internet
were still 1990s like
google would have 50 competitors

all funnier
Haiku # 59241, September 9, 2018 1:26 pm ET
by vhs
cats and dogs are aliens
he coomunicates by clawing
and emracing and purring

dogs text by peeing
then smelling
Haiku # 59240, September 9, 2018 1:24 pm ET
by vhs
im not an atheist
so ive chosen to believe in something
dukes of hazard
Haiku # 59239, September 9, 2018 1:23 pm ET
by vhs of confederate flag
if we had four genders
the concept of a menange a tois
would be incomplete
Haiku # 59238, September 9, 2018 1:21 pm ET
by vhs
existential framework
reality is a warped
sense of god thought
Haiku # 59237, September 9, 2018 1:19 pm ET
by vhs of when sex becomes meaningless
wondering if you
should have done stand up rather
than just mathematics
Haiku # 59236, September 9, 2018 9:58 am ET
by vhs
Thing about Japan:
Getting drunk and vomiting
Part of their culture
Haiku # 59235, September 9, 2018 5:40 am ET
by Images of staggering Tokyo businessmen
Everything lacquered
Fake acquiescence, bowing
Robotic toilets
Haiku # 59234, September 9, 2018 5:29 am ET
by Sort of makes you wonder about Japan...
Freaking Japanese:
Cutesy icons, groupthink and
Hyperesthetics
Haiku # 59233, September 9, 2018 5:22 am ET
by Ex-lover of the Orient
Sorry I was mad.
(Haiku brings out worst in me,
Unlike Starkitten)
Haiku # 59232, September 9, 2018 5:10 am ET
by in awe of Yoko Ono
Pickles and ice cream?
Anything for you, Goku
Some of my Bad Haiku?
Haiku # 59231, September 8, 2018 11:29 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Caring Doula Services and Seahorse Blow Job Artisrty
Passing out cigars
Future Haiku Superstars
Resting in Dad's pouch
Haiku # 59230, September 8, 2018 11:26 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Immaculate (in a kinky way) Conception Holy Seahorse Sodality
Like haiku seahorse
You carry all our babies
So call me,maybe?
Haiku # 59229, September 8, 2018 9:20 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Cigar Shop
Starkitten teach you
Relax, picture gentle stream
Now go change your pants
Haiku # 59228, September 8, 2018 9:14 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Enuresis Representative
Oh dear, friend Goku
Not to put pressure on you
U the Haiku Dad
Haiku # 59227, September 8, 2018 9:12 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest EPT
So full of Haiku
I thought I was expecting.
First Prize....Collecting.
Haiku # 59226, September 8, 2018 9:08 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Lactation Vacation Destination
it's late, i had a
bit of high blood pressure and
now i get the day

off, not an off day
Haiku # 59225, September 8, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by Goku
i feel like one man's
personalities are at
each other in "rap..."
Haiku # 59224, September 8, 2018 6:50 pm ET
by Goku....
Bring it ON, bitches.
I'll kick your lightweight asses
with Haiku verses
Haiku # 59223, September 8, 2018 6:20 pm ET
by Your poems are born of your lyrical weakness
Yoko Ono can't
Overcome her slant-eye past:
Modern esthetics
Haiku # 59222, September 8, 2018 6:14 pm ET
by Yoko Ono is a symptom of our godless culture
Go synthesize THIS,
mere Haiku poetaster:
Poetry hates you.
Haiku # 59221, September 8, 2018 6:06 pm ET
by Crisis of poetic meaning
Left tard with full flush:
Bring on your dialectic.
Fuck your synthesis !
Haiku # 59220, September 8, 2018 6:01 pm ET
by King of Ace from outer space
Horse fart telegram!
Delivered to your sad face.
Methane Tumbleweed!!
Haiku # 59219, September 8, 2018 5:53 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Horse Hotel
Replaced his glass eyes
With his wife's used Ben Wa Balls
Now gives you Stinkeyes
Haiku # 59218, September 8, 2018 5:41 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Optometry
Unmistakable!
Dance of the Constipated
Want to go-go dance

Left turd with no flush
Guilty feet. Got no rhythm.
George Michael wiz here
Haiku # 59217, September 8, 2018 5:36 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest School of Rest Room Attendant Training
Ten Penny Henry
Used pennies. Not dimes! Cheater!!
Demi wanted More.
Haiku # 59216, September 8, 2018 4:30 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Blockbusters Video
An apparition
Balancing coins on his dink
Meet Patrick Swayze
Haiku # 59215, September 8, 2018 4:28 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Currency Exchange
Come for the ice cream
Stay for the cunnilingus
69 Flavours
Haiku # 59214, September 8, 2018 4:21 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Popsicle Stand
Moon Ceremony
We walk together. Tails High.
Scat illuminated
Haiku # 59213, September 8, 2018 4:07 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Litterpan Fillers
Starkitten laugh now
Haiku of old alley cat
Meow of Innocence
Haiku # 59212, September 8, 2018 4:03 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
When I crave Haiku
Starkitten won't disappoint:
sleaze, sleaze and more sleaze
Haiku # 59211, September 8, 2018 2:26 pm ET
by Mind of the Beholder
Wasted Caviar
Abandoned Aquarium
Yoko Ono's cunt
Haiku # 59210, September 8, 2018 1:42 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Fish R Us
Sampled the buffet
Infection d'yeast: Soup of Day
Ball Cheese crudités
Haiku # 59209, September 8, 2018 1:36 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Genital Catering Service
Sarah Jessica
Ferris Bueler Dutch ovened
Horsefaced Biodome
Encouraged to fart freely


Yes, as I recall
Your exact words: Ambrosia
Our
Haiku # 59208, September 8, 2018 1:31 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
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