chemotherapy
wasn't as bad as i thought
luckily for me
complete remission
at least for the time being
till something kills me
by ash
 
			
being humorous
sure beats being tumorous
rather die laughing
by ash
 
			
i got lymphoma
and seemed to become a cancer
formerly known as...
by ash
 
			
and of course the end
of the beginning, the whole phantom menace debacle
by vhs of it was not that bad 
 
			
names phrases words, vite
stimuli, some french dead guy
wrote a book just read
by vhs
 
			
Do the same old thing
Like the zombie that you are.
Then try a  new way
by learning to think of something beyond your SELF 
 
			
Quick, make a "haiku"
Fling it out there like garbage
In order, then, to
by create a new name of everlasting GLORY 
 
			
You wear "Pussy Hat"?
Pussy is an orifice.
Ain't no hat involved.
by Delusions  of Feminism 
 
			
The Book of Daniel
And St. John's Revelation:
Doomsday bestsellers
by it's always the beginning of the End 
 
			
a hurricane
and
more may be coming to do
the human clean up
so dead dare praised for
we live in the end times, again
so stories go
by vhs of hell and 666th 
 
			
sometimes people want
to forget their humanity
to play anti God
they're still just human
hitler in a bunker was
The End for that then...
Hitler Parodies
by vhs
 
			
Fight this civil war
Lyrically, poetically...
Psychopathically
by Enraged Projections of the Left 
 
			
of course i will
have to fight you to my death
to protect humanity
from psychopaths like yourself
by vhs
 
			
Just make some shit up
As long as Donald looks bad:
leaky, lying press.
by Anonymous Source of Haiku 
 
			
At first I believed
The narrative as supplied.
Now I'm wondering.
by 11th  of September 2001 
 
			
Time needs a fast-forward button.
Other than a 100 year journey at 99% the speed of light.
I'd love to see the end of this stupid race.
To see this planet cleansed of this horrible filth called life.
Make Earth Great Again!
Deport all life-forms.  Make them pay for it.
Every last amoeba and virus.   Every long protein strand.
Kick them out.  Only minerals, dust, water, and lava.
And the plastic McDonald's toys you once thought were so cute.
... I am, sadly, not a robot.
by  
 
			
i remember that
day all too clearly
my old man was watching planes crash into the twin towers
and it was the only time i had seen
terror on his face
sometimes the mask comes off
3000 plus were gone
we were are vulnerable
we remember today
we are americans, methinks
by vhs
 
			
those who were raised as
youth in nazi like eras of
patriotic extroversion
in their old age drive
their decendants into desiring
to quietly obseving
their own patriotic
discourse without the mindless
savagery of their extroversion
by vhs
 
			
Hey, almost forgot:
It's September eleventh,
Day of deceptions.
by Tragicomedy of Propaganda 
 
			
I am not a robot.
Of COURSE I am not a robot!
...the fuck wrong with you ?
by Hirosaki Nagashima of all the stupid names you could imagine 
 
			
Not necessary !
bad Haiku verse is strictly
unnecessary.
by Nagashima Hirosaki of Sake Tumi 
 
			
This is my vengeance
upon the Haiku verse-form:
hours of boredom.
by Harajuku of Harakiri 
 
			
Oh Haiku warriors,
compose yourselves. Get ready.
Battle commences.
by Sukiyaki-san of Shinjuku 
 
			
I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Lets go home and fuck.
by  
 
			
You're my only friend
And I'm not sure you like me
At least I have that
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  
 
			
Saw you standing there
All covered with Bad Haiku
Sandpaper tongue bath
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest All Cat Day Spa 
 
			
Do you knit doll clothes?
No, these are penis sweaters.
What size will you need?
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Custom Knit Penis Sweaters 
 
			
Visit our kiosk
Conveniently located
In my dog's rear end
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Anal Poolius 10 % Discount for Tortoises  
 
			
Protein shake,my friend
Refreshment from dog's back end
Anal Julius
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Friendly Librarians  
 
			
Isn't it strange the way tortoises will eat dog poop.  What do they know that I do not?  Am I missing something here?  Please research this and let me know.  Anxiously awaiting your answer.
by  
 
			
Bask in full moon glow
Levitation. Magic show
Think it's gonna blow..
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  
 
			
ok mooning the moon
which rise do we rise to
in this occasion?
by vhs of spring 
 
			
Wind lift soft music
Whisker Koto. Gentle strum..
Moon Rise. See my bum!
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  
 
			
Beneath the willow
Hidden Moon on full display
No Kimono Show
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Show Cat 
 
			
Willow branches bend
My favorite of all God's trees.
Weeping and sighing
by Arboreal delerium of cheap Haiku 
 
			
Cannot glimpse your moon
Clouds have obscured the beauty
Lunar betrayal
by Intimations of lunar DOOM 
 
			
The Captain's Nosehair
All hands on deck! Pull, me hearties!
Wait! That's not his nose!
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Sea Adventures of Yesteryear  
 
			
Joke on you. Your shoe.
Naughty tree. Saved bag of poop
For certain person
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Arbor Day's of Our Lives Tree Soap Opera 
 
			
Willow tree, bending
Thoughtfully scooping, bagging
The dog shit you left
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Tree Huggers 
 
			
I'm throwing doughnuts
Unintentional Ring Toss
As you walk by nude
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Fun and Games 
 
			
Let me sketch you nude
Don't move. Got no art supplies
Just a dirty mnd
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Life Drawing for Agoraphobic Remote Viewers 
 
			
Look up! Balloon Boy!!
That little bastard again!
Fly into the sun!!!!
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  
 
			
It's going as planned
My Bill Murray voodoo doll 
Is working just fine
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  
 
			
How's your day so far?
Are we having fun yet? Yes?
Showing you Full Moon
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  
 
			
I won't eat donuts.
Can't digest them anymore.
Donut burps for hours . . .
by Celestial schoolbus swerves off of road 
 
			
Continued Outside
Laying in wait for mailman
Nude Bearhug Today!!
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Bath Salts 
 
			
Starkitten rising
luminous and poetic
behold the moonglow
by Buttcheeks against window of of celestial school bus 
 
			
Did I forget pants?
Cartwheeling. Releasing gas.
Maniacal Laugh!!!
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest  
 
			
That kind of morning.
Hula hooping robot dance!
David Lee Roth flip!!
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Wildcat 
 
			
I want to moon you
I think we'll be best friends then 
Once we get past that
by Starkitten  of Pacific Northwest Bum Show offs