Just make some shit up
As long as Donald looks bad:
leaky, lying press.
Haiku #59318, by Anonymous Source of Haiku September 11, 2018 12:25 pm ET
At first I believed
The narrative as supplied.
Now I'm wondering.
Haiku #59317, by 11th of September 2001 September 11, 2018 12:16 pm ET
Time needs a fast-forward button.
Other than a 100 year journey at 99% the speed of light.
I'd love to see the end of this stupid race.
To see this planet cleansed of this horrible filth called life.
Make Earth Great Again!
Deport all life-forms. Make them pay for it.
Every last amoeba and virus. Every long protein strand.
Kick them out. Only minerals, dust, water, and lava.
And the plastic McDonald's toys you once thought were so cute.
... I am, sadly, not a robot.
i remember that
day all too clearly
my old man was watching planes crash into the twin towers
and it was the only time i had seen
terror on his face
sometimes the mask comes off
3000 plus were gone
we were are vulnerable
we remember today
we are americans, methinks
Haiku #59315, by vhs September 11, 2018 10:37 am ET
those who were raised as
youth in nazi like eras of
patriotic extroversion
in their old age drive
their decendants into desiring
to quietly obseving
their own patriotic
discourse without the mindless
savagery of their extroversion
Haiku #59314, by vhs September 11, 2018 10:28 am ET
Hey, almost forgot:
It's September eleventh,
Day of deceptions.
Haiku #59313, by Tragicomedy of Propaganda September 11, 2018 8:59 am ET
I am not a robot.
Of COURSE I am not a robot!
...the fuck wrong with you ?
Haiku #59312, by Hirosaki Nagashima of all the stupid names you could imagine September 11, 2018 8:55 am ET
Not necessary !
bad Haiku verse is strictly
unnecessary.
Haiku #59311, by Nagashima Hirosaki of Sake Tumi September 11, 2018 8:53 am ET
This is my vengeance
upon the Haiku verse-form:
hours of boredom.
Haiku #59310, by Harajuku of Harakiri September 11, 2018 8:50 am ET
Oh Haiku warriors,
compose yourselves. Get ready.
Battle commences.
Haiku #59309, by Sukiyaki-san of Shinjuku September 11, 2018 8:48 am ET
I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Lets go home and fuck.
You're my only friend
And I'm not sure you like me
At least I have that
Haiku #59307, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest September 10, 2018 9:53 pm ET
Saw you standing there
All covered with Bad Haiku
Sandpaper tongue bath
Haiku #59306, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest All Cat Day Spa September 10, 2018 8:41 pm ET
Do you knit doll clothes?
No, these are penis sweaters.
What size will you need?
Haiku #59305, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Custom Knit Penis Sweaters September 10, 2018 8:35 pm ET
Visit our kiosk
Conveniently located
In my dog's rear end
Haiku #59304, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Anal Poolius 10 % Discount for Tortoises September 10, 2018 8:25 pm ET
Protein shake,my friend
Refreshment from dog's back end
Anal Julius
Haiku #59303, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Friendly Librarians September 10, 2018 8:09 pm ET
Isn't it strange the way tortoises will eat dog poop. What do they know that I do not? Am I missing something here? Please research this and let me know. Anxiously awaiting your answer.