Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 68 Days and 74647 Haiku later...

i remember that
day all too clearly
my old man was watching planes crash into the twin towers
and it was the only time i had seen
terror on his face
sometimes the mask comes off
3000 plus were gone
we were are vulnerable
we remember today
we are americans, methinks
Haiku # 59315, September 11, 2018 10:37 am ET
by vhs
those who were raised as
youth in nazi like eras of
patriotic extroversion

in their old age drive
their decendants into desiring
to quietly obseving

their own patriotic
discourse without the mindless
savagery of their extroversion
Haiku # 59314, September 11, 2018 10:28 am ET
by vhs
Hey, almost forgot:
It's September eleventh,
Day of deceptions.
Haiku # 59313, September 11, 2018 8:59 am ET
by Tragicomedy of Propaganda
I am not a robot.
Of COURSE I am not a robot!
...the fuck wrong with you ?
Haiku # 59312, September 11, 2018 8:55 am ET
by Hirosaki Nagashima of all the stupid names you could imagine
Not necessary !
bad Haiku verse is strictly
Haiku # 59311, September 11, 2018 8:53 am ET
by Nagashima Hirosaki of Sake Tumi
This is my vengeance
upon the Haiku verse-form:
hours of boredom.
Haiku # 59310, September 11, 2018 8:50 am ET
by Harajuku of Harakiri
Oh Haiku warriors,
compose yourselves. Get ready.
Battle commences.
Haiku # 59309, September 11, 2018 8:48 am ET
by Sukiyaki-san of Shinjuku
I do not love you.
In fact, I think I hate you.
Lets go home and fuck.
Haiku # 59308, September 11, 2018 3:46 am ET
You're my only friend
And I'm not sure you like me
At least I have that
Haiku # 59307, September 10, 2018 9:53 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Saw you standing there
All covered with Bad Haiku
Sandpaper tongue bath
Haiku # 59306, September 10, 2018 8:41 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest All Cat Day Spa
Do you knit doll clothes?
No, these are penis sweaters.
What size will you need?
Haiku # 59305, September 10, 2018 8:35 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Custom Knit Penis Sweaters
Visit our kiosk
Conveniently located
In my dog's rear end
Haiku # 59304, September 10, 2018 8:25 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Anal Poolius 10 % Discount for Tortoises
Protein shake,my friend
Refreshment from dog's back end
Anal Julius
Haiku # 59303, September 10, 2018 8:09 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Friendly Librarians
Isn't it strange the way tortoises will eat dog poop. What do they know that I do not? Am I missing something here? Please research this and let me know. Anxiously awaiting your answer.
Haiku # 59302, September 10, 2018 7:57 pm ET
Bask in full moon glow
Levitation. Magic show
Think it's gonna blow..
Haiku # 59301, September 10, 2018 7:21 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
ok mooning the moon
which rise do we rise to
in this occasion?
Haiku # 59300, September 10, 2018 6:52 pm ET
by vhs of spring
Wind lift soft music
Whisker Koto. Gentle strum..
Moon Rise. See my bum!
Haiku # 59299, September 10, 2018 6:29 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Beneath the willow
Hidden Moon on full display
No Kimono Show
Haiku # 59298, September 10, 2018 6:20 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Show Cat
Willow branches bend
My favorite of all God's trees.
Weeping and sighing
Haiku # 59297, September 10, 2018 5:22 pm ET
by Arboreal delerium of cheap Haiku
Cannot glimpse your moon
Clouds have obscured the beauty
Lunar betrayal
Haiku # 59296, September 10, 2018 5:17 pm ET
by Intimations of lunar DOOM
The Captain's Nosehair
All hands on deck! Pull, me hearties!
Wait! That's not his nose!
Haiku # 59295, September 10, 2018 4:09 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Sea Adventures of Yesteryear
Joke on you. Your shoe.
Naughty tree. Saved bag of poop
For certain person
Haiku # 59294, September 10, 2018 4:03 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Arbor Day's of Our Lives Tree Soap Opera
Willow tree, bending
Thoughtfully scooping, bagging
The dog shit you left
Haiku # 59293, September 10, 2018 4:00 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Tree Huggers
I'm throwing doughnuts
Unintentional Ring Toss
As you walk by nude
Haiku # 59292, September 10, 2018 3:27 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Fun and Games
Let me sketch you nude
Don't move. Got no art supplies
Just a dirty mnd
Haiku # 59291, September 10, 2018 3:22 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Life Drawing for Agoraphobic Remote Viewers
Look up! Balloon Boy!!
That little bastard again!
Fly into the sun!!!!
Haiku # 59290, September 10, 2018 3:08 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
It's going as planned
My Bill Murray voodoo doll
Is working just fine
Haiku # 59289, September 10, 2018 3:03 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
How's your day so far?
Are we having fun yet? Yes?
Showing you Full Moon
Haiku # 59288, September 10, 2018 2:56 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
I won't eat donuts.
Can't digest them anymore.
Donut burps for hours . . .
Haiku # 59287, September 10, 2018 2:54 pm ET
by Celestial schoolbus swerves off of road
Continued Outside
Laying in wait for mailman
Nude Bearhug Today!!
Haiku # 59286, September 10, 2018 2:52 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Bath Salts
Starkitten rising
luminous and poetic
behold the moonglow
Haiku # 59285, September 10, 2018 2:51 pm ET
by Buttcheeks against window of of celestial school bus
Did I forget pants?
Cartwheeling. Releasing gas.
Maniacal Laugh!!!
Haiku # 59284, September 10, 2018 2:36 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
That kind of morning.
Hula hooping robot dance!
David Lee Roth flip!!
Haiku # 59283, September 10, 2018 2:33 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Wildcat
I want to moon you
I think we'll be best friends then
Once we get past that
Haiku # 59282, September 10, 2018 2:29 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Bum Show offs
I can't lie to you
Haiku makes me feel sneaky
Right down to my bones
Haiku # 59281, September 10, 2018 2:25 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Haiku Wierdos
Bring me some doughnuts
Plain, Glazed, Chocolate, Jelly filled
I want the real deal
Haiku # 59280, September 10, 2018 2:20 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
Found his Dad's yearbook:
Most likely to smote people
Had a Nerd Haircut
Haiku # 59279, September 10, 2018 1:47 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
He rode dinosaurs
Sidesaddle, giving peace sign
Way cool sandals, bro
Haiku # 59278, September 10, 2018 1:43 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Jesus Trivia
In an insane world
Compulsive Haiku writing
Makes things more insane
Haiku # 59277, September 10, 2018 12:34 pm ET
by Uselessness of orientalized forms
Hey you, Free-Thinker:
I am for your liberty.
Do we hate same things?
Haiku # 59276, September 10, 2018 10:41 am ET
by Koalitions of Konvenience
There's no God today.
There was no God yesterday.
Tomorrow, same-same.
Haiku # 59275, September 10, 2018 10:34 am ET
by Jesus the Barbarian
Be nice. Don't offend.
Christian virtue-signaling:
Church of the Milque-Toast
Haiku # 59274, September 10, 2018 9:20 am ET
by Eternal sleep of the "Woke"
stand up sit down kneel
not the church militant
but the church calisthenic
Haiku # 59273, September 10, 2018 8:56 am ET
by vhs
Some cucumbers scream
When they can't find parking space
And they're running late
Haiku # 59272, September 10, 2018 8:47 am ET
by Myriad roles of cucumbers
The cucumber screams
with the pleasure of being
a mere cucumber
Haiku # 59271, September 10, 2018 8:43 am ET
by Garden of Eatin'
Carrots scream because
their color has been usurped
by the Evil Trump
Haiku # 59270, September 10, 2018 8:37 am ET
by POTUS literal incarnation of all evil in universe
At what point did the downfall of the human race begin? Was it any one event? Or a series of catastrophic failures?
My spoon is too big.
Haiku # 59269, September 10, 2018 7:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
If you don't believe
me about screaming carrots,
ask Reverend Maynard.
Haiku # 59268, September 10, 2018 7:37 am ET
by df
Cucumbers don't scream.
Unless my wife uses one
to pleasure herself.

Carrots scream when picked.
I scream when I pick my nose.
Goddamn nose hair plucked.
Haiku # 59267, September 10, 2018 7:34 am ET
by df
A bedtime hotdog
That should help you fall asleep
Nice to meet you, Frank
Haiku # 59266, September 9, 2018 11:26 pm ET
by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest
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