You're my only friend
And I'm not sure you like me
At least I have that
Haiku #59307, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest September 10, 2018 9:53 pm ET
Saw you standing there
All covered with Bad Haiku
Sandpaper tongue bath
Haiku #59306, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest All Cat Day Spa September 10, 2018 8:41 pm ET
Do you knit doll clothes?
No, these are penis sweaters.
What size will you need?
Haiku #59305, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Custom Knit Penis Sweaters September 10, 2018 8:35 pm ET
Visit our kiosk
Conveniently located
In my dog's rear end
Haiku #59304, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Anal Poolius 10 % Discount for Tortoises September 10, 2018 8:25 pm ET
Protein shake,my friend
Refreshment from dog's back end
Anal Julius
Haiku #59303, by Starkitten of Pacific Northwest Friendly Librarians September 10, 2018 8:09 pm ET
Isn't it strange the way tortoises will eat dog poop. What do they know that I do not? Am I missing something here? Please research this and let me know. Anxiously awaiting your answer.