Opera ain't over till the fat lady sings - The.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure Link to proverb.
Bigger, the better - The.
Make love not war.
The best things in life are free.
Every stick has two ends.
It's the empty can that makes the most noise.

You are in good hands
Figpucker’s Haiku Army
will fix all that’s wrong

Here comes World War 4.
They are mobilizing troops.
Grab your popcorn now.

Dr. Bruce Banner
Excellent bedside manner
(when penis is green)

Brian Wilson’s taint
If you hold your ear up to
You’ll hear the ocean

Toilet left un-flushed
But when you return, it’s gone…
Turd Burglar strikes again

Inhaling hot dogs
4th of July. The next morning…
Frankly… Got the runs

What a day for it
Firecracker ass rocket
I salute you, Darth!

Bamboo shoots for lunch
Then, under the fingernails
This restaurant’s torture!

Gentle night rain falls
Upon the young bamboo grove . . .
Hey - put that down! HELP!

I created this;
This entire haiku site.
It was not "Janis".

We came. We saw. Then
We read one of Darth's haikus
And fart-vomited.

Haiku is the bomb.
Haiku is the witch's tit.
Haiku comes from God.

My haiku blesses.
My verse is like a cool breeze
Or massive fart blast.

Of all shameful jobs
The most cringeworthy of all:
to WRITE about ROCK.

Not "tragic" at all.
Kurt Cobain's suicide was
Quite hilarious.

Yuri Bezmenov.
He throws down tha best lyrix.
'Cause he K.G.B.

Another haiku
Putting in my hours at
Haiku Factory

To Fu and Li Po
Hanging out in the washroom
There, they meet Lo Flo

You! I.P. Daley:
What you write about China?
Yellow journalist!

To Fu met Li Po.
Much wine consumed in moonlight.
Li Po pause to pee.

Yo soy To Fu

The poet To Fu
bought an oscillating fan
and farted at it

the poet Tu Fu
walked next to the winding creek
unzipped took a leak

Gran found nootropics
discovering the right stack
it's epic pill time

Read all about it
Mike Tyson prepare to box
Mutant uvula

you can not spell Spam
without pam, perhaps she is
the mystery meat

oh autocorrect
you have mocked me yet again
why must I spell good?

harken a larken
German translations are fun
stubbed my toezen

it's a fucking desk
right in the fucking corner
time to fucking die

Buongiorno motherfuckers!

Science is scary
When you don't understand it
Because you're stupid

Good Morning!

Follow the Science!
Follow it right up your hole.
That's where your soul was.

Pfuck Pfizer. All lies.
Gates' father: Planned Parenthood.
Go look it up, dolt.

Same old characters
Just like here at Bad Haiku...
That's what you're saying?

So-- back to Donald?
You return to him again...
For inspiration.

Donald Trump’s mother
missed an opportunity
to abort that spawn

Don't like abortion?
Well then you should ignore them
Just like school shootings

Pinyin Chin Chin:
Your haiku will never win
Three characters in.

I was just going to say that

cyan the color
it's tattooed upon your skin
primordial birth

Baby and fetus
Are not the same thing dummy
And I don't like cheese

That red wheelbarrow
Means absolutely nothing
And Williams wrote shit.

That red wheelbarrow
Means absolutely nothing
And Williams wrote shit.

Do you like that cheese
With bits of baby in it?
Yes, I thought you would...

I hate abortion
But I love the fetus flesh
Not sure what to do

it's been far too long
and in spite of my desire
there is no haiku

They scream and destroy
because they want ABORTION.
So they are guilty.

So sorry comrade
The war is not going well
But soon, we head east