Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 271 Days and 75948 Haiku later...

Dr. Bruce Banner
Excellent bedside manner
(when penis is green)
Haiku # 75872, July 7, 2022 1:37 am ET
by Bulk of Hulk
Brian Wilson’s taint
If you hold your ear up to
You’ll hear the ocean
Haiku # 75870, July 5, 2022 1:25 pm ET
by Recipient of good vibrations ( don’t stop)
Toilet left un-flushed
But when you return, it’s gone…
Turd Burglar strikes again
Haiku # 75869, July 5, 2022 1:21 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Inhaling hot dogs
4th of July. The next morning…
Frankly… Got the runs
Haiku # 75868, July 5, 2022 1:17 pm ET
by Revenge of The Meat Byproducts
What a day for it
Firecracker ass rocket
I salute you, Darth!
Haiku # 75867, July 5, 2022 12:48 am ET
by Brown Skies of Philippines
Bamboo shoots for lunch
Then, under the fingernails
This restaurant’s torture!
Haiku # 75866, July 4, 2022 11:33 am ET
by Gordon Ramrod of Panda Pavilion
Gentle night rain falls
Upon the young bamboo grove . . .
Hey - put that down! HELP!
Haiku # 75864, July 3, 2022 8:29 am ET
by Haiku Poet 911 Recording of True Haiku Crime
I created this;
This entire haiku site.
It was not "Janis".
Haiku # 75863, July 3, 2022 8:23 am ET
by Delusions of Solipsism
We came. We saw. Then
We read one of Darth's haikus
And fart-vomited.
Haiku # 75862, July 3, 2022 8:19 am ET
by Virtually, of Course...
Haiku is the bomb.
Haiku is the witch's tit.
Haiku comes from God.
Haiku # 75861, July 3, 2022 8:15 am ET
by And It Is Almost As Fantastic As Donald Trump's Hair
My haiku blesses.
My verse is like a cool breeze
Or massive fart blast.
Haiku # 75860, July 3, 2022 8:08 am ET
by Haiku in Style of Figpucker-san
Of all shameful jobs
The most cringeworthy of all:
to WRITE about ROCK.
Haiku # 75859, July 3, 2022 8:00 am ET
by Greil Marcus of Eleanor Gerstley
Not "tragic" at all.
Kurt Cobain's suicide was
Quite hilarious.
Haiku # 75858, July 3, 2022 7:36 am ET
by Dumbass in Sweater Screaming into Mike of 1990s
Yuri Bezmenov.
He throws down tha best lyrix.
'Cause he K.G.B.
Haiku # 75857, July 2, 2022 11:08 pm ET
by Tomas Schuman of BitChute
Another haiku
Putting in my hours at
Haiku Factory
Haiku # 75856, July 1, 2022 10:46 pm ET
by CYAN hehe of Home
To Fu and Li Po
Hanging out in the washroom
There, they meet Lo Flo
Haiku # 75855, July 1, 2022 1:49 pm ET
by Mr. Floatie. (Doug) (aka Dookie) of Left behind
You! I.P. Daley:
What you write about China?
Yellow journalist!
Haiku # 75853, July 1, 2022 5:52 am ET
by Edgar Snow-job of CCP Bio-weapons Lunchbox
To Fu met Li Po.
Much wine consumed in moonlight.
Li Po pause to pee.
Haiku # 75852, July 1, 2022 5:46 am ET
by Yellow River of He Pee Nightly
Yo soy To Fu
Haiku # 75851, June 30, 2022 8:21 pm ET
by To Fu
The poet To Fu
bought an oscillating fan
and farted at it
Haiku # 75850, June 30, 2022 6:38 pm ET
by Your name of Carried by by the wind
the poet Tu Fu
walked next to the winding creek
unzipped took a leak
Haiku # 75849, June 30, 2022 2:26 pm ET
by Tu Fu's zipper of Pants too small
Gran found nootropics
discovering the right stack
it's epic pill time
Haiku # 75848, June 30, 2022 2:24 pm ET
by Dr. Oz of Sutnack
Read all about it
Mike Tyson prepare to box
Mutant uvula
Haiku # 75847, June 30, 2022 1:59 pm ET
by compère of u mom boxing glove
you can not spell Spam
without pam, perhaps she is
the mystery meat
Haiku # 75846, June 30, 2022 1:50 pm ET
by Meat Machine of Spam, NJ
oh autocorrect
you have mocked me yet again
why must I spell good?
Haiku # 75845, June 30, 2022 1:49 pm ET
by elevate of haiku rash
harken a larken
German translations are fun
stubbed my toezen
Haiku # 75844, June 30, 2022 1:46 pm ET
by Alfred Nickelbacken of WienerTown
it's a fucking desk
right in the fucking corner
time to fucking die
Haiku # 75843, June 30, 2022 1:38 pm ET
by f word fun of desk factory Mumbai
Buongiorno motherfuckers!
Haiku # 75841, June 30, 2022 10:21 am ET
by Bender of of Spaghetti
Science is scary
When you don't understand it
Because you're stupid
Haiku # 75840, June 30, 2022 9:41 am ET
by Praise Geeezus
Good Morning!
Haiku # 75839, June 30, 2022 2:44 am ET
by velolnen of Canada
Follow the Science!
Follow it right up your hole.
That's where your soul was.
Haiku # 75838, June 29, 2022 5:40 pm ET
by Wholistic Spirituality of Atheism Lite
Pfuck Pfizer. All lies.
Gates' father: Planned Parenthood.
Go look it up, dolt.
Haiku # 75837, June 29, 2022 5:38 pm ET
by Margaret Sanger of Your Mother
Same old characters
Just like here at Bad Haiku...
That's what you're saying?
Haiku # 75833, June 29, 2022 6:50 am ET
by Pinyin Ping-pong of Table Tennis
So-- back to Donald?
You return to him again...
For inspiration.
Haiku # 75831, June 29, 2022 2:23 am ET
by Cheeto 45 of Rent-free
Donald Trump’s mother
missed an opportunity
to abort that spawn
Haiku # 75830, June 29, 2022 12:55 am ET
by Coat hanger of Gold
Don't like abortion?
Well then you should ignore them
Just like school shootings
Haiku # 75828, June 28, 2022 9:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pinyin Chin Chin:
Your haiku will never win
Three characters in.
Haiku # 75827, June 28, 2022 6:59 am ET
by Stick to Aphorisms, Fool
I was just going to say that
Haiku # 75826, June 27, 2022 11:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cyan the color
it's tattooed upon your skin
primordial birth
Haiku # 75824, June 26, 2022 11:12 am ET
by cyan of sleitchen tx
Baby and fetus
Are not the same thing dummy
And I don't like cheese
Haiku # 75823, June 26, 2022 12:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
That red wheelbarrow
Means absolutely nothing
And Williams wrote shit.
Haiku # 75822, June 25, 2022 7:26 pm ET
by Edna St. Vincent Milady of Modernist Hell
That red wheelbarrow
Means absolutely nothing
And Williams wrote shit.
Haiku # 75821, June 25, 2022 5:28 pm ET
by Edna St. Vincent Milady of Modernist Hell
Do you like that cheese
With bits of baby in it?
Yes, I thought you would...
Haiku # 75820, June 24, 2022 6:34 am ET
by Darth Fetus of Holiday Appetizer Ideas
I hate abortion
But I love the fetus flesh
Not sure what to do
Haiku # 75819, June 23, 2022 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's been far too long
and in spite of my desire
there is no haiku
Haiku # 75818, June 23, 2022 9:52 am ET
by ash of perhaps another time

They scream and destroy
because they want ABORTION.
So they are guilty.
Haiku # 75817, June 22, 2022 6:34 pm ET
by As Charged
So sorry comrade
The war is not going well
But soon, we head east
Haiku # 75816, June 22, 2022 5:46 pm ET
by Russian "volunteer" of Looking for food
January sixth
Was worse than the holocaust.
And it was Trump's fault!
Haiku # 75814, June 21, 2022 2:24 pm ET
by Jared Kushner of Holy Mt. Zion
Klaus Schwab is a dolt.
His re-set is really dumb.
He is so stupid.
Haiku # 75813, June 20, 2022 4:27 pm ET
by Globalist Leaders are Actually Not Smart of But You Are
Now you’re laying there
You let the murderer in
Roomba Class Action
Haiku # 75811, June 20, 2022 11:22 am ET
by Ophelia Queefe ( poet in residence) of The Law Offices of Cuntfart, Cuntfart, and Cunt
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