Let's talk politics.
It can't get much worse than that.
Vomit inducing.

Jesus! I told you
I am NOT a figpucker.
I gave all that up.

I've gone cold turkey.
... hold on! Forget I said that.
Now take a deep breath.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
CUNTFART CUNTFART CUNTFART CUNT!
There, now I'm better.

Dear lady has a
vagina like a Big Mac
I'm in the Drive thru

I want my freedom
No responsibility
And a lotta guns

Hey: Darth's life matters!
Let's take it to tha streetz NOW.
Darth needs justice, y'all.

Do you care?

Neighborhood murder
predicted in tarot cards
The Bathrobe Killer

Hello citizens.
Please refrain from compliance
With all state commands.

That would be enough:
Restoration of all things.
I would be content.

Protective cover
Does it go on your penis?
Or on the keyboard?

just letting you know
I put it all together
and came up with this

I've been watching female weightlifters on Youtube.
Now my keyboard's all sticky.
I really need one of those protective covers.

Overnight dirt mounds
Voles humping under the tiles
Fuck this landscaping

Mexico City
In the underground labyrinth
Rata Gigante!

Japanese taco
made with fresh octopus meat;
a tako taco!

Did you have to break
up with me when my mouth was
full of your hot cum?

His schlong smelled like ham
And he wore pants made of bread
Let's do lunch some time

His schlong smelled like ham
And he wore pants made of bread
Let's do lunch some time

That crisp autumn air
Once again I'm on my knees
Blowing the mailman

Nineteen sixty-eight.
That was a year for revolt.
Really helped the Left . . .

You keep talking that
Japanese octopus talk
I'll do anything

I don't 69.
I much prefer 68.
Never heard of it?

That's where you do me.
And then I will owe you 1.
Tomorrow. Promise!

Teach me 69
You sexy mathematician
Teach me gozintas

I'm no longer a figpucker.
I've given up pork and decided to go Kosher. That means I cannot sodomize lobsters or other strange sea animals as well. But whores are okay. Plenty of those around here, I tell you!

The next time I'm stateside,
I'll look you up so we can have
a wild affair to write bad
haiku about.

His schlong smelled like ham.
Ham that was left out for weeks.
I ran, vomiting.

He chased and caught me.
Now I smell like rotten pork.
There's pus in my hair.

You can say what you want, that's not as disgusting as pineapple on pizza. RIGHT?!

Oh Darth Figpucker
Now you've got my attention
I'll be right over

If the zombie apocolypse happens and there are some fresh ones out there, I'm getting the handcuffs and KY.

And that doesn't really stop the fact that my balls are itching and you look like you could use a salty refreshment. Have a bloody mary w/ my scrotal sweat.

Actually, no, the electric socket doesn't have near enough juice. Maybe if you have some special 440 outlet and go from one hand to the outlet and the other to a water pipe (ground). And it's the current that gets you... so have to bypass the breaker if possible. It's harder than you think... so many safety precautions these days.

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If you stick a fork
in electrical socket
You will get your wish

I love high voltage.
If ever I'm put to death,
I hope it's the chair.

It's going to get worse.
Polarization times ten.
Fuck all the zombies.

Her Kill Switch installed . . .
but in the wrong place.
Walkin' funny now.

My neck might explode.
Installed "suicide" implant.
How they control me.

In line at the hospital.
It's not covid.
But it might be cancer.
Let us pray.

Return of The Spam!
I want to attach dick pics.
Show some poet schlong.

To live forever,
you need to drink more water
and stop smoking crack.

I need a robot.
One that can post haiku here,
deny what it is.

"Plop."
After a great deal of effort,
sphincter pinching and
wiggling, it finally fell in.

The Fonz praised Jesus,
as he always did after
pooing. Because heeeeeey,
he is cool.

He snapped his fingers
and a cute HS girls proceeded
to wipe his bum.

Great masturbate.
Contemplate ejaculate.
Pontificate irrate constabulate.
Defecate undulate gyrate.
Wait.

Afrocentrism
Is the stupidest of all.
It's just plain foolish.

We are here for God's entertainment.
He's a sick twisted little child.
End your life now.
Deprive Him of His enjoyment.
THAT is rebellion.

why should one bother
to contemplate existence
except to distract ?

i'm sick of covid
endless updates inflicting
terminal ennui

He's the Good Shepherd.
Grazing near the slaughterhouse,
Sheep are unaware.

Have you ever had
Mary's lamb at a "love fest"?
Well, let me tell you...

There's mutton like it!
My God, that was Whoreable.
Please pass the mint sauce.

Have you ever sung
Mary Had a Little Lamb
at a hate rally?

You can grab pussy.
As long as you're very rich.
I think I'll sell guns.

Then I'll own the world.
Move up to missiles and bombs.
Nuclear maybe?

We've got the best slaves.
Totally obedient.
Grab them anywhere.