Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68059
You can grab pussy.
As long as you're very rich.
I think I'll sell guns.

Then I'll own the world.
Move up to missiles and bombs.
Nuclear maybe?
Haiku #68059
Posted: September 14, 2020 10:28 pm ET
Poet & location: Jesus Christ! I really am thinking like a Sith Lord! of And thank God for that!