Bad Haiku — Haiku #68107

Jesus! I told you
I am NOT a figpucker.
I gave all that up.

I've gone cold turkey.
... hold on! Forget I said that.
Now take a deep breath.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
CUNTFART CUNTFART CUNTFART CUNT!
There, now I'm better.

Haiku #68107

Posted: September 23, 2020 8:44 pm ET

Poet & location: Darth Whorendous, a.k.a., The Fartist Formerly Known As Darth Figpucker, The Highly Inappropriate and Maker of Uncalled-For Comments At the Dinner Table

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