Unwrap my tootsie
More meaty than a Werthers
Grandad's foul anus
by Caved in of Front porch
Keep the front dirty
Effective man repellent
Reversed with fly strip
by If need be
After I haiku
I reach for the spray nozzle
Hose the syllables
by Leaving it fresh for you of Sanitized for your protection and candy ass
That's why we inhale
Capture all the reefer madness
Sky High Zooming by
Allow me to add
Billy Shatner's epic spooge
Slides down like butter
by Trekkie (glugging the glue) of I'd drain Spock, too
I hate it when the
location gets backed up right
next to the haiku.
by df
You should buy all three.
Get erect without jock itch
and a nice calm high.
by What more could you ask for?!... Well, of course beside 3 hot 20 yo Korean prostitutes taking turns gyrating on your boner.
Fungus destroyer
Cannabliss CBD oil
Get rock hard today
by Who I get email from
My mind's eye sees it
The gentle hearted poet
Reaching for the spray
by I'll send you a roll of Place with toilet paper
Imagine a world
Where everyone wipes the ass
Of the next person
by Let's help each other of The world
It's easy to spray.
Wiping requires more stretch.
Be clean for your man!
by df
I couldn't live there
No range of motion at all
Smelly Arthritis
by Google smelly arthritis joke
A raging woody
Rage against the tangerine
And his orange peen
by Poet of Know it
Free bottom cleaning.
Step right up, I'll spray your ass.
Tootsie Rolls be gone!
by df
My special treatment.
Bend over so I can spray.
Gay bar night out prep.
by df
There was never rage.
I'm completely in control.
My sweet Tootsie Roll.
I guess Trump is a
Cheeto flavored Tootsie Rolle.
It's fact; there's no rage.
Artificial cheese.
Hydrogenated palm fat.
Salt and orange dye.
by df
The Tootsie Roll hole
or Tootsie Roll factory;
either suffices.
And I guess that farts
can be Tootsie Roll vapors.
Sort of like vaping.
by df
We're all coming there
You can wipe our Tootsie holes
See Darth's Tootsie Pop
by Owl of How many licks does it take?
Don't call it asshole
Now it's the Tootsie Roll hole
Tootsie in the bowl
by Tootsie home goal
Your rage against Trump:
completely irrational,
Since you are Tootsie.
by Darth of On a Roll, Toots...
Saying Donald Trump
is a big fat Tootsie Roll
insults Tootsie Rolls.
by df
If I were insane,
the first thing that I would do
is throw Tootsie Rolls.
by df
You ass might get wet,
but only very slightly,
and Tootsie Roll free!
by df
I almost stepped in
a big pile of dog Tootsie
Rolls but I saw it.
by df
I have changed my ways!
I no longer speak of... it.
Now it's Tootsie Rolls!
by Darth Figpucker
Why the fuck i here
I speak no conjugation
Don't think I china
by Ben Dover of Vancouver
Most unsettling
Water trickling down bum crack
While you pull up pants
by No spraycation plans
Most unsettling
Water trickling down bum crack
While you pull up pants
by No spraycation plans
Dear Darth Figpucker
When I come to visit you
You can wipe my bum
by Starkitten of Sanitary litter pan
Great thing about Darth:
at least he doesn't waste time
by not talking shit.
by Asian Hi-Tech Latrine
Sci-fi Fleshlight toys.
Dilithium or khyber
power batteries?
No suction exists
That could suck all Bill Shatner's
spooge into a jar.
by df of Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a massage parlor girl!
Just a dish sprayer.
Spray it vertically down
the crack of your ass.
Tootsie residue
sprays right off into the john.
And no need to wipe.
Quite sanitary.
Environmentally safe.
And it feels so good!
by Nothing like a clean Tootsie Roll factory.
I looked on YouTube
Hose looks unsanitary
Just like my asshole
by Crazy person of Crazy world
That would never work
My arthritis is so bad
And so is my aim
by Ivana Noe
No need to disrobe.
Just like normal Tootsieing.
Pants around ankles.
Spray down your backside
when done making Tootsie Rolls.
Or wrap and sell them.
by df
No, no. The sprayer
attaches at the back of
the toilet faucet.
After creating
a Tootsie Roll you just spray
the filth off your ass.
It all goes into
the toilet and saves TP.
Environmental!
And your ass feels fresh!
TP doesn't clean that well.
Bye-bye Tootsie Rolls!
by Darth Clean Asshole Figpucker
When you roll the tootsie
Do you take off all your clothes?
Then you spray your ass?
by Ivana Noe
I don't use TP.
I did not squeeze the Charmin.
I use a sprayer.
Asians use water.
And their bathrooms are filthy.
Tootsie Roll central.
Roaches are well fed.
Tootsie Roll bits on the floor.
Flies enjoy it too.
Sprayers have higher
accuracy; my bathroom's
free of Tootsie Rolls.
by I am not guilty this time, your honor.
Tootsie Roll urge
A toilet paper roll purge
BUTTerfingers, now
by You can always was your hands
Okay, that's all fine.
Apparently you skipped the
important question:
What's your favorite
All Hallow's Eve candy bar?
Let's put it to vote.
Unlike Trump's game show,
there won't be any losers.
Except Tootsie Rolls.
by I will start saying Tootsie Rolls in place of the word shit. "I need to take a Tootsie Roll." "Damnit, I stepped in dog Tootsie Roll." "Your haiku a
Investigators
Tirelessly searching for clues
Who squeezed the Charmin?
by Mr. Whipple of Aisle
Ice Bucket Challenge
At least 2 years have passed now
Penis still shriveled
by Worried
What good are wizards?
Most are old perverts at best
No argument here
by Cookie Jarvis
Please send in the clowns
8 man midget pyramid
Jar of vaseline
by Anonymous Poet
I bless your low noise.
May you sneeze all your brains out
in vile haiku form.
by Ah Tzu of Social Credit Score
Unsolved mystery
Who left you there all alone
In the toilet bowl?
by Anonymous Poet
Catsuit on steroids
On the back of the couch now
Atomic Cruise pounce
by Bath Salts Monday
Dangerously close
I'm at the end of my rope
Hanging by a thread
by A frayed knot
No one says Bless You
When you sneeze out your low noise
I need a hankie
by Joe Blow of Job
Quick easy and fun
Pulling down your pants right now
Laughing at your dink
by Hahahaha
