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Haiku #62896
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Sci-fi Fleshlight toys.
Dilithium or khyber
power batteries?
No suction exists
That could suck all Bill Shatner's
spooge into a jar.
Haiku #
62896
Posted:
March 12, 2019 5:20 am ET
Poet & location:
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Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a massage parlor girl!
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