Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #62911
There was never rage.
I'm completely in control.
My sweet Tootsie Roll.

I guess Trump is a
Cheeto flavored Tootsie Rolle.
It's fact; there's no rage.

Artificial cheese.
Hydrogenated palm fat.
Salt and orange dye.
Haiku #62911
Posted: March 12, 2019 7:45 pm ET
Poet & location: df