Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #62891
No, no. The sprayer
attaches at the back of
the toilet faucet.

After creating
a Tootsie Roll you just spray
the filth off your ass.

It all goes into
the toilet and saves TP.
Environmental!

And your ass feels fresh!
TP doesn't clean that well.
Bye-bye Tootsie Rolls!
Haiku #62891
Posted: March 12, 2019 12:53 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Clean Asshole Figpucker