Formless Tootsie Roll
Painless pre dawn water birth
Commode filled to brim
Haiku #62875, by Quite pleased with that one of Commode March 11, 2019 1:03 pm ET
A beautiful mind
You Human Caculator!
Math makes me horny
Haiku #62874, by Al. G. Braugh of Sticky Abacus March 11, 2019 1:00 pm ET
If you dink is being pulled at the rate 42 strokes per minute and you have 5 mL of jizz in your testicular reservoir and the price of platypus meat is $185 per kilo, how long will you last at the happy ending massage parlor and what was the girls name and how big were her titties and what's the price of export quality chocolate from the mountains of Viet Nam and how much extra do you have to pay to have her lick said chocolate off your shaft while you shoot a load in her eye?
Use an input-output matrix equation.
Show your work or no credit.
Assume that Donald Trump has not got a blow job this week.
Don't get AIDS and die;
and do not fuck Bangkok whores.
Just love God and live.
Haiku #62871, by Jesus loves Figpuckers March 11, 2019 11:17 am ET
Here's a good nightmare:
A dog that shits Tootsie Rolls.
Is that gross or what?!
Haiku #62870, by Wormy, bloody Tootsie Rolls. March 11, 2019 9:55 am ET
Goddamn kids' nightmares.
They've never seen real monsters!
Fuck... the cats are back.
I should run away.
Move to Thailand and fuck whores.
Get AIDS and then die.
I'm sick of this world.
It sure seems sick of me too.
What a farce life is.
Peel back the layers
of bullshit like an onion;
It keeps getting worse.
Haiku #62869, by Dog Stew! That's what I need to put me in a good mood. Fuck I hate dogs. of Cats can be annoying, but I really hate dogs. Noisy and shit everywhere. Barking and biting. Trash digging, worm-ridden filth. March 11, 2019 9:53 am ET
I've put a halt to
an hour of feline clamor.
Street cat politics.