Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #62864
Pile of shit's okay.
Just don't call me Tootsie Roll.
Fucking hate those things!
Haiku #62864
Posted: March 11, 2019 4:53 am ET
Poet & location: I'd rather scarf down a bucket of Filippino dog shit than eat a Tootsie Roll.