Craving greasy meat
Bone-in long pig with shank attached
Still twitching with life
by Hangryburd
Don't get AIDS and die;
and do not fuck Bangkok whores.
Just love God and live.
by Jesus loves Figpuckers
Here's a good nightmare:
A dog that shits Tootsie Rolls.
Is that gross or what?!
by Wormy, bloody Tootsie Rolls.
Goddamn kids' nightmares.
They've never seen real monsters!
Fuck... the cats are back.
I should run away.
Move to Thailand and fuck whores.
Get AIDS and then die.
I'm sick of this world.
It sure seems sick of me too.
What a farce life is.
Peel back the layers
of bullshit like an onion;
It keeps getting worse.
by Dog Stew! That's what I need to put me in a good mood. Fuck I hate dogs. of Cats can be annoying, but I really hate dogs. Noisy and shit everywhere. Barking and biting. Trash digging, worm-ridden filth.
I've put a halt to
an hour of feline clamor.
Street cat politics.
by df
Goddamn cats fighting
or fucking right outside my
damn office window!
by Hope they're enjoying themselves. of Time to break it up.
Double-filled Reses'.
If you want pure decadence.
Filippina whores.
I do not know why.
Now how did that get in there?
Yeah, that's what she said.
Lizard wants tacos.
This ain't fucking Mexico?
No bell on this house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a44rInONJRY
by df
Halloween candy.
Which one was your favorite?
Full size Reses' cups.
by Two guys at the gay gym: You got your cock in my asshole! You got asshole on my cock! of Two great tastes that taste great together!
Pile of shit's okay.
Just don't call me Tootsie Roll.
Fucking hate those things!
by I'd rather scarf down a bucket of Filippino dog shit than eat a Tootsie Roll.
Darth are you OK ?
You know we care about you,
You sweet pile of shit.
by Whore of Babylon's Mother-in-Law
Don't be retarded.
Progress at a normal pace.
Or be a genius.
by
Enormous maggots
slither through last night's vomit,
drunk from the Mad Dog.
Slow, greedy, and dumb.
Fetal alcohol horse flies.
Future tech support.
by df
Proboscal feces
attracts flies for my long tongue.
Zap! And that's my lunch.
by Too bad I'm not a lesbian!
Don't tell me you don't
get hard for Galapagos
giant tortoises!
by Darth Figpucker
Darth, are you ok?
Keep your nose out of anus
Foul midget roast beef!
by Horseradish of Sphincter
Father's pants undone
My step sister hurries out
Wiping orange semen
by Tiffany of White House
He ate so much fish
that his ass smells like a cunt.
And tastes just the same.
by Funtcart Funtcart Funt.
That's not your haiku.
Your sweaty ass in strobe lights
at the gay disco.
by In the lane, snow is glistening. of That's snow, not haiku, not ass sweat.
My haiku glistens
Pure syllabic perfection
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt
by Maniac of On the floor
You are most boring
Your haiku is most boring
Your haiku bores me
by Chairman of the Bored
With a good tampon,
invisible periods,
angry vampires.
by .
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by the way, is there a remote possibility of you letting me watch while you and your lesbian girlfriend play with each other?
Have you gone insane?
Talking with yourself again?
You are not Sybil.
by
David Wong you're wrong.
Chinese intel needs our verse.
David Wrong, you're Wong.
by Remote Server of Lunch is served
Metamorphosis
No, your dink didn't rot off
Now it's a pickle
So, jerk your gherkin
by Anonymous Poet
My dink rotted off.
Replaced with a cucumber.
Hollow filled with ranch.
by Ranch Cue Cum Ber of Bus!
Hello, we are responding to your request to have this website added to the Congressional archive system. We regret to inform you that this website does not have what we deem to be "useful information for future generations," and is therefore not appropriate to be added to the archive.
by Library of Congress
Hi! I changed my mind and sold
This website back to the original
Owner because Shaobing
Discovered nothing of value for
The Chinese intelligence community
Except for some anomalies
Regarding other AI possibly being
Deployed here previously
by David Wong
ERROR
NO USABLE INFORMATION
ZERO VALUE INTELLIGENCE
by Shaobing
Hi! I'm the new owner of this website
I've decided to keep everything "as is"
For the purposes of analyzing
Any and all personal information
With the help of sophisticated
Military grade Chinese AI technology
Proceed like you aren't being watched
By a foreign intelligence agency
by David Wong
You make a moot point.
Each one of my farts are loud.
In stench and volume.
by Darth Figpucker
You mean actual
cannibal Shia LaBoef.
You chopped off his head.
by Darth Figpucker
You'll recognize me
I look just like you would look
If you looked like me
by Familiar face of Familiar place
You'll recognize me
I look just you would look
If you looked like me
by Familiar face of Familiar place
Swami can t sit down
Biggest boner of his life
And you brought it on
by Incense Burner
Swami can
by Incense Burner
Special of the day
Shia LaBoef Stroking off
Enjoy a hot lunch
by Holly Wood
Now, Ladies and Germs
May I draw your attention
to the center ring
8 Manly Midgets
Make mini marshmallows
Around the campfire
Circus Strongman, Mike
Donated back end chocolate
Try one, You ll want s'more
by Big Top
Nihilist Haiku
only Haiku worth reading:
The Anti-Haiku
by Submit to Haiku to be liberated by Haiku
Those Hindu idols
full of transcendental shit.
Eat my yoga-mat.
by Swami Prabhapanandamahajaipuramapajama of Hoping for IT contract in Silicone Valley
Those Hindu idols
Imagine what they can do:
six-arms and 10 heads.
by Throw that Puja in the Ganges
Presbyterian:
Dead babies and billionaires
(Alice Cooper song)
by Vincent Furnier of Boa around My Neck (not feather)
Late winter snowfall
Lone bird chirps. Frost-covered branch
PPRPPTFF. Darth farts, loudly.
by Basho's Mother
How 'bout those Hindus.
Some right silly deities.
But they've got big tits.
by df
Have you sinned today?
Remember, if you don't sin,
Jesus died in vain.
by df
Let's go on Maury.
Darth, yes you are the father!
Cough up child support.
by df
You were really drunk.
I don't think you'd remember.
But pics are online.
by df
Could not be pregnant
Unless you can get that way
Thinking dirty thoughts
by Pickle Cravings
Fools gold down his pants
Mine shaft caved in round the back
Eight midgets feared dead
by The horror!!
Would you ask Jesus
where he got his nails done?
Get it - his nails!
by Please don't be cross with me.
