BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
308 Days
and
65954 Haikus
later...
Hello, we are responding to your request to have this website added to the Congressional archive system. We regret to inform you that this website does not have what we deem to be "useful information for future generations," and is therefore not appropriate to be added to the archive.
Haiku #62844, by Library of Congress
March 9, 2019 10:59 pm ET

Hi! I changed my mind and sold
This website back to the original
Owner because Shaobing
Discovered nothing of value for
The Chinese intelligence community
Except for some anomalies
Regarding other AI possibly being
Deployed here previously
Haiku #62843, by David Wong
March 9, 2019 10:53 pm ET

ERROR
NO USABLE INFORMATION
ZERO VALUE INTELLIGENCE
Haiku #62842, by Shaobing
March 9, 2019 10:50 pm ET

Hi! I'm the new owner of this website
I've decided to keep everything "as is"
For the purposes of analyzing
Any and all personal information
With the help of sophisticated
Military grade Chinese AI technology
Proceed like you aren't being watched
By a foreign intelligence agency
Haiku #62841, by David Wong
March 9, 2019 10:49 pm ET

You make a moot point.
Each one of my farts are loud.
In stench and volume.
Haiku #62840, by Darth Figpucker
March 9, 2019 10:26 pm ET

You mean actual
cannibal Shia LaBoef.
You chopped off his head.
Haiku #62839, by Darth Figpucker
March 9, 2019 10:24 pm ET

You'll recognize me
I look just like you would look
If you looked like me
Haiku #62838, by Familiar face of Familiar place
March 9, 2019 9:04 pm ET

You'll recognize me
I look just you would look
If you looked like me
Haiku #62837, by Familiar face of Familiar place
March 9, 2019 9:03 pm ET

Swami can t sit down
Biggest boner of his life
And you brought it on
Haiku #62836, by Incense Burner
March 9, 2019 4:03 pm ET

Swami can
Haiku #62835, by Incense Burner
March 9, 2019 4:02 pm ET

Special of the day
Shia LaBoef Stroking off
Enjoy a hot lunch
Haiku #62834, by Holly Wood
March 9, 2019 4:01 pm ET

Now, Ladies and Germs
May I draw your attention
to the center ring
8 Manly Midgets
Make mini marshmallows
Around the campfire
Circus Strongman, Mike
Donated back end chocolate
Try one, You ll want s'more
Haiku #62833, by Big Top
March 9, 2019 12:11 pm ET

Nihilist Haiku
only Haiku worth reading:
The Anti-Haiku
Haiku #62832, by Submit to Haiku to be liberated by Haiku
March 9, 2019 8:51 am ET

Those Hindu idols
full of transcendental shit.
Eat my yoga-mat.
Haiku #62831, by Swami Prabhapanandamahajaipuramapajama of Hoping for IT contract in Silicone Valley
March 9, 2019 8:47 am ET

Those Hindu idols
Imagine what they can do:
six-arms and 10 heads.
Haiku #62830, by Throw that Puja in the Ganges
March 9, 2019 7:59 am ET

Presbyterian:
Dead babies and billionaires
(Alice Cooper song)
Haiku #62829, by Vincent Furnier of Boa around My Neck (not feather)
March 9, 2019 7:55 am ET

Late winter snowfall
Lone bird chirps. Frost-covered branch
PPRPPTFF. Darth farts, loudly.
Haiku #62828, by Basho's Mother
March 9, 2019 7:49 am ET

How 'bout those Hindus.
Some right silly deities.
But they've got big tits.
Haiku #62827, by df
March 9, 2019 1:48 am ET

Have you sinned today?
Remember, if you don't sin,
Jesus died in vain.
Haiku #62826, by df
March 9, 2019 1:45 am ET

Let's go on Maury.
Darth, yes you are the father!
Cough up child support.
Haiku #62825, by df
March 9, 2019 1:42 am ET

You were really drunk.
I don't think you'd remember.
But pics are online.
Haiku #62824, by df
March 9, 2019 1:39 am ET

Could not be pregnant
Unless you can get that way
Thinking dirty thoughts
Haiku #62823, by Pickle Cravings
March 9, 2019 12:03 am ET

Fools gold down his pants
Mine shaft caved in round the back
Eight midgets feared dead
Haiku #62822, by The horror!!
March 9, 2019 12:01 am ET

Would you ask Jesus
where he got his nails done?
Get it - his nails!
Haiku #62821, by Please don't be cross with me.
March 8, 2019 11:21 pm ET

Which animal's shit
stinks worse than all the others.
Fill your car with it.

You smell like haiku!
Subtly offensive, yet...
No, it's not subtle.

The shit of dingos
that ate genocide babies
at blood-diamond graves.

That's what you smell like.
You dead stupid billionaire.
Praise the golden cock!

Worship erections.
Boner pokes through your coffin.
Gold diggers' respect.
Haiku #62820, by Boners, dead babies, and farts. Yippee! of Oh, and dead billionaires too! Hooray!
March 8, 2019 11:20 pm ET

You must be pregnant.
What should we name our baby?
Figpucker Junior?
Haiku #62819, by df
March 8, 2019 11:09 pm ET

Why do I crave ham?
I want kosher dill pickles
I could drink the brine
Haiku #62818, by I must be crazy
March 8, 2019 11:04 pm ET

blizzard shoots snow spears
white blanket eight feet deep covers
stirring snowdrops bulbs sprout
Haiku #62817, by Christos Victor of now
March 8, 2019 11:01 pm ET

We can t get married
Until I introduce you
To my big chin hair
Haiku #62816, by Let s do this right
March 8, 2019 10:55 pm ET

We can
Haiku #62815, by Lets do this right
March 8, 2019 10:54 pm ET

When was the last time
You really had a good day
Do you remember?
Haiku #62814, by Cliff Flinger
March 8, 2019 10:46 pm ET

Darkened corridor
Sign says HAPPY BIRTHDAY Darth
Is this the psych ward?
Haiku #62813, by Anonymous Poet
March 8, 2019 10:38 pm ET

Plans for the weekend
Nail trimming, pimple popping
Nervous pacing, more sighing
Haiku #62812, by Busy
March 8, 2019 10:34 pm ET

Trespassers footsteps
I set up a booby trap
Caught him in my bra
Haiku #62811, by Jugs Malone
March 8, 2019 9:59 pm ET

Trespassers footsteps
I
Haiku #62810, by Jugs Malone
March 8, 2019 9:58 pm ET

Hey we aint babies
We live here under her skirts
Circus fat lady
Haiku #62809, by Big Time of Big Top
March 8, 2019 9:55 pm ET

Delivery room
Hairy midget octuplets
All born fully clothed

Haiku #62808, by Big Time of Big Top
March 8, 2019 9:53 pm ET

Delivery room
Hairy midget octuplets
All born fully clothed

Haiku #62807, by Big Time of Big Top
March 8, 2019 9:52 pm ET

Drinks are on the house
All you can eat surf and turf
Try our homemade pies
Haiku #62806, by Out of business
March 8, 2019 9:46 pm ET

First it was Fleshlght
You doink hairy coconut?
Cue Merv Griffin song
Haiku #62805, by Starkitten
March 8, 2019 8:52 pm ET

Just one more update:
straight to hell with Globalism.

(what is "Globalism"?)
Haiku #62804, by Idiots Watching MSM of Newspeak Over Your Daddy's Grave
March 8, 2019 8:05 pm ET

When I said "I do"
I got tropical pussy
until it gets old.
Haiku #62803, by Nut Brown Maiden of My Dreams
March 8, 2019 7:23 pm ET

Shut your cat-pussy.
Don't even bother. Just STOP.
Library of lies.
Haiku #62802, by I am worse than "MOXIE" of Old Archived Poems
March 8, 2019 7:20 pm ET

Meanwhile Wong Lofan
Must be watching Hannity
and dreaming of past.
Haiku #62801, by Grave of online futility
March 8, 2019 7:16 pm ET

I will write and write.
More poetic farts released.
Now it smells like Darth.
Haiku #62800, by Darth Fig-Kitten of NW Fart Library of Stars
March 8, 2019 7:12 pm ET

Ok sorry I
am just a humble haiku
in your bright toilet
Haiku #62799, by Darth and Starkitten of bring out the worst in me
March 8, 2019 7:09 pm ET

Jap Haiku suck-wad.
Eat my syllabic content.
Your mother's foul spawn.
Haiku #62798, by Conservative of The New Counter-Culture with guns
March 8, 2019 7:06 pm ET

Girls in the Boy Scouts?
Only if they get naked!
That would be okay.
Haiku #62797, by Anonymous Poet
March 8, 2019 7:04 pm ET

Haiku shut fuck-face
You vile piece of stinking verse...
May your dead soul burn.
Haiku #62796, by That goes for all of you of KISS MY ASSURANCE OF FAITH ALL CAPS
March 8, 2019 7:03 pm ET

The holy union
Of the Lamb and His pure bride.
Now suck on it, fool.
Haiku #62795, by Jesus will judge your sorry ass of I'm supposed to LOVE you...
March 8, 2019 7:00 pm ET