Which animal's shit
stinks worse than all the others.
Fill your car with it.

You smell like haiku!
Subtly offensive, yet...
No, it's not subtle.

The shit of dingos
that ate genocide babies
at blood-diamond graves.

That's what you smell like.
You dead stupid billionaire.
Praise the golden cock!

Worship erections.
Boner pokes through your coffin.
Gold diggers' respect.