Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

We can t get married
Until I introduce you
To my big chin hair
Haiku # 62816, March 8, 2019 10:55 pm ET
by Let s do this right
We can
Haiku # 62815, March 8, 2019 10:54 pm ET
by Lets do this right
When was the last time
You really had a good day
Do you remember?
Haiku # 62814, March 8, 2019 10:46 pm ET
by Cliff Flinger
Darkened corridor
Sign says HAPPY BIRTHDAY Darth
Is this the psych ward?
Haiku # 62813, March 8, 2019 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Plans for the weekend
Nail trimming, pimple popping
Nervous pacing, more sighing
Haiku # 62812, March 8, 2019 10:34 pm ET
by Busy
Trespassers footsteps
I set up a booby trap
Caught him in my bra
Haiku # 62811, March 8, 2019 9:59 pm ET
by Jugs Malone
Trespassers footsteps
I
Haiku # 62810, March 8, 2019 9:58 pm ET
by Jugs Malone
Hey we aint babies
We live here under her skirts
Circus fat lady
Haiku # 62809, March 8, 2019 9:55 pm ET
by Big Time of Big Top
Delivery room
Hairy midget octuplets
All born fully clothed

Haiku # 62808, March 8, 2019 9:53 pm ET
by Big Time of Big Top
Delivery room
Hairy midget octuplets
All born fully clothed

Haiku # 62807, March 8, 2019 9:52 pm ET
by Big Time of Big Top
Drinks are on the house
All you can eat surf and turf
Try our homemade pies
Haiku # 62806, March 8, 2019 9:46 pm ET
by Out of business
First it was Fleshlght
You doink hairy coconut?
Cue Merv Griffin song
Haiku # 62805, March 8, 2019 8:52 pm ET
by Starkitten
Just one more update:
straight to hell with Globalism.

(what is "Globalism"?)
Haiku # 62804, March 8, 2019 8:05 pm ET
by Idiots Watching MSM of Newspeak Over Your Daddy's Grave
When I said "I do"
I got tropical pussy
until it gets old.
Haiku # 62803, March 8, 2019 7:23 pm ET
by Nut Brown Maiden of My Dreams
Shut your cat-pussy.
Don't even bother. Just STOP.
Library of lies.
Haiku # 62802, March 8, 2019 7:20 pm ET
by I am worse than "MOXIE" of Old Archived Poems
Meanwhile Wong Lofan
Must be watching Hannity
and dreaming of past.
Haiku # 62801, March 8, 2019 7:16 pm ET
by Grave of online futility
I will write and write.
More poetic farts released.
Now it smells like Darth.
Haiku # 62800, March 8, 2019 7:12 pm ET
by Darth Fig-Kitten of NW Fart Library of Stars
Ok sorry I
am just a humble haiku
in your bright toilet
Haiku # 62799, March 8, 2019 7:09 pm ET
by Darth and Starkitten of bring out the worst in me
Jap Haiku suck-wad.
Eat my syllabic content.
Your mother's foul spawn.
Haiku # 62798, March 8, 2019 7:06 pm ET
by Conservative of The New Counter-Culture with guns
Girls in the Boy Scouts?
Only if they get naked!
That would be okay.
Haiku # 62797, March 8, 2019 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku shut fuck-face
You vile piece of stinking verse...
May your dead soul burn.
Haiku # 62796, March 8, 2019 7:03 pm ET
by That goes for all of you of KISS MY ASSURANCE OF FAITH ALL CAPS
The holy union
Of the Lamb and His pure bride.
Now suck on it, fool.
Haiku # 62795, March 8, 2019 7:00 pm ET
by Jesus will judge your sorry ass of I'm supposed to LOVE you...
Orange judge your ass.
Shut up you filthy mouth-hole
Trump plus Jesus. YES !
Haiku # 62794, March 8, 2019 6:34 pm ET
by Whine about Cheeto-man but you still suck of Day Late Dollar Short
When you say I DO
The mousetrap slams down on it
Now smile and say cheese
Haiku # 62793, March 8, 2019 5:06 pm ET
by I don't
Don't get married
Dudes! do not! it is a trap!
You will be sorry!
Haiku # 62792, March 8, 2019 5:01 pm ET
by Walt Tripp of Black Duck Mn.
Masturbation Scouts
Everybody earns a badge
Goal: Spread eagle scout
Haiku # 62791, March 8, 2019 4:55 pm ET
by Cat Raver of End of banana
Girls join the boy scouts?
Morons rule the universe!
leftist idiots...

Stupid is as does.
Haiku # 62790, March 8, 2019 4:50 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
In my opinion
It's a good thing when you sneeze
It isn't a fart
Haiku # 62789, March 8, 2019 4:44 pm ET
by Glass half full of Wonderful World of Wondering
Orange tornado
Windiest wind we have seen
Blowing from his mouth
Haiku # 62788, March 8, 2019 3:35 pm ET
by Tornado of Foolishness
If you go to jail
I will visit your penis
Through the cold steel bars
Haiku # 62787, March 8, 2019 2:39 pm ET
by Sister Prejac of Soy lent green mile
Mathmagician act
Watch him count on his fingers
Fingers disappear

Digital exam
A butthole how do you do
Now, let us fist bump
Haiku # 62786, March 8, 2019 2:36 pm ET
by What did I just watch of Tootsie rolls factory
Augmented matrix.
A matrix with fake titties.
Failed algebra.
Haiku # 62785, March 8, 2019 2:25 pm ET
by df [1 2 3] ( o )( o )
A dead mosquito.
Big nose, spindly little legs.
Like an ex girlfriend.
Haiku # 62784, March 8, 2019 2:22 pm ET
by And sucks as hard too!
Like that billionaire,
Perhaps I'll get augmented,
Dead with huge "manhood".
Haiku # 62783, March 8, 2019 2:20 pm ET
by Man hood on your manhood. Foreskin afterthought. Not Jewish.
This poem is short.
Indeed just like my penis.
I think I will cry.
Haiku # 62782, March 8, 2019 2:12 pm ET
by df
is it Mike Stivic?
Or Porch poet Shaggy do
He ate my toppings!
Haiku # 62781, March 8, 2019 12:10 pm ET
by Lovebeads of 17 foot tall hippie robot
Ordered hot Gumbo
A miscommunication (Dumbo flies tonight)
Unexpected bliss
All midget male choir
Elephants never forget
Trunk suction blowjob
Haiku # 62780, March 8, 2019 12:07 pm ET
by See my dust of Sawdust
Mathematician
of body fluids and shit;
Receive now your crown.
Haiku # 62779, March 8, 2019 8:42 am ET
by Parabolic Augmentation of Filth
I guess it's not rape
if it is consensual.
Damn pachyderm whores.
Haiku # 62778, March 8, 2019 8:04 am ET
by Consensual is sensual. of Rape is for apes
How do you get a
poet off your porch? You pay
him for the pizza!
Haiku # 62777, March 8, 2019 8:01 am ET
by old one of but true
Raping elephants.
They tighten their proboscis.
I give them peanuts.
Haiku # 62776, March 8, 2019 7:59 am ET
by Darth Figpucker of San Diego Zoo
One plus one is two.
Now that might be permanent.
But not sure it's true.
Haiku # 62775, March 8, 2019 7:57 am ET
by The Count of Seseme Street
Nothing's permanent.
Not even God in Heaven.
Though He says He is.
Haiku # 62774, March 8, 2019 7:55 am ET
by God lies. of But what do you expect.
Let's not forget snot.
Natural KY Jelly.
Now I'll rape your nose.
Haiku # 62773, March 8, 2019 7:51 am ET
by df of squish squish squish... HA-CHOOO!
Ha ha: poop and piss.
Reproductive organs. Wow.
Bestial best of Darth. . .
Haiku # 62772, March 8, 2019 7:38 am ET
by Permanent Bathroom Humor of Figpucker (yawn)
That's not my pizza.
That's a barbecued lemur.
And it's way too small.
Haiku # 62771, March 8, 2019 5:20 am ET
by Goddamn pigmy hunters turned deliveryman.
I think I would say
My delivery is here
Sooner than I thought
Haiku # 62770, March 8, 2019 4:05 am ET
by 17 foot tall robot enthusiast of I'm not a robot but my robot sure is
What if I told you
There's a seventeen foot tall
Robot at your door?
Haiku # 62769, March 8, 2019 3:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Glass of orange juice
Tuna sandwich on whole wheat
Fritos corn chips, please
Haiku # 62768, March 8, 2019 3:17 am ET
by The perfect meal
Men in the white coats:
"Another crazy poet"
"Lobotomy, stat."
Haiku # 62767, March 8, 2019 3:15 am ET
by Ann S. Thetized
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