Glass of orange juice
Tuna sandwich on whole wheat
Fritos corn chips, please
by The perfect meal
Men in the white coats:
"Another crazy poet"
"Lobotomy, stat."
by Ann S. Thetized
Foot long frankfurters
Nestled in your fresh, warm buns
What's not to relish?
by Concession Confessions of Midway
Hot dog ministry
Where is your church located?
Down inside my pants
by Minister (coincidentally he was a midget)
Is the mirror cracked?
No, that's not your reflection
You gaze at my butt
by Brown lipstick
Once upon a time
Two ugly people had sex
That's where I came from
by Came from Cum
Word to your mother
Whatever the heck that means
Just want to say it
by Craziest Poet ever
Hanker for salmon?
Just turn your trout inside out
No, not your trousers
by Greased up gonads of I need a big hug from god
Going out of style
Crazy beards and flowing robes
Biblical boho
by Bogus Vogue
Nothing could stop them
Natural born performers
The show must go on
Herds of elephants
Defecating in sawdust
Fat ladies, gorging
Circus life is rough
Get shot out of a cannon
Hob gobbling dwarf knob
by Ex circus performer
Oh, those Gokden Grahams
Son of a biscuit, you guessed it
Oompa Loompa Sauce
by Willy Wanka
*Holds out the grahams
while eagerly awaiting
sweet soggy biscuits.
by df of If midget spooge is marshmallow, I hate to think what's the chocolate.
S'more til you're sore
Manly midgets
masturbate
Making marshmallows
by God
No cholesterol
Greasy butt margarine paste
Made from cat anus
by Stinks like tuna
Vertical Viewing
Vacant vented vagina
Velvety Venus
by Venus need penus
This really strange fad,
Japanese bagel-head kids.
What's THAT all about?!
by almost makes me not want to eat bagels again.... almost. of In search of Salmon in a 3rd world shitehole. Unlikely.
Very Horny Skunk.
Vaginal Hoarfrost Syndrome.
Vapid Hung Scrotum.
Vacuous Hot Slime.
Vain Horrific Syllables.
Vipers Having Sex.
Veins Hating Steroids.
Vacuuming Happy Servant.
Vulvae Humping Shafts.
by
The trunk of the car
In amongst the groceries
Lord, Richard Simmons!
by Oldie of Sweating
Living your best life
Living large, dressed to the nines
Epic shoplifting
by Frugalista of Out the door
The call is for you
Some Hollywood director
You're going places
by Star of Hollywood
Being Buddha sucks
Intestinal blockage bloat
Stuck sitting so still
Hear me out on this
Depict perpetual bliss
Toilet under him
by Brainstorming
No shortage of Spooge
The very dawn of mankind
A Giant Spoogeball
by Carl of Cosmos
VHS will sigh,
I wish I had been nicer
To those millionaires
by Millionaire of Bank
You are a genius
Yes, we will be millionaires
Lower sneeze freeze pop
by Some would even say it glowed of On the way to the bank
Did Buddha jack off
after his enlightenment?
If so, did it glow?
I'm asking because
I want to refill glow sticks
for kids to play with.
Popular Thai toy.
Glowing sticks of Buddha spooge.
Drink it when you're done.
by Brother Figpucker of Smoking the Black Lotus
My vagina's name
I call it Miss Chewbacca
A friend of Han Solo
by Uncanny resemblance
Perpetual smile
And another one down there
It's cunnilingus!
by Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt of Cunt
Just a few more words
Poems to brighten your day
Have an awesome day!
by Perky poet
Heard of Papa Smurf?
Allow me to introduce
The Great papa schmear
by Old blue balls
You ought to know
Standing at my dishwasher
Just ate a bagel
by Sk of Dishwasher portal
Good one, Starkitten!
Changed the lox and litter box.
Made me fucking laugh.
by df
Okay, Stan, no prob.
The Devil would never lie.
So you must be he.
by Flawless logic.
It was all kosher
Rabbi's wife's kosher dildo
Schmear with her bagel
by Starkitten of I've changed the lox
Ok, this is Stan
Settle down there Figpucker
I am the DEVIL
by Stan of Hell
Behold: Jesus flesh!
A bit old -- salmonella.
But better than Spam.
by df
Like an abused wife,
You'll crawl back, begging for more.
And I'll flop it out.
by df -- reaching new depths just like James Cameron of with his camera on
Behold: spaghetti.
no semolina half-truth
but Christ's love made flesh
by Monstrous Lies of Damnable Human Beings
'Tis I, Figpucker.
Been putting marijuana
in Girl Scout cookies.
by df
Girl scouts? That title
is itself quite divisive
and gender-rigid.
by Virtue Signals of Absent Virtue
''Tis I, Starkitten
Been eating Girl Scout cookies
Nom nom nom nom nom
by Star kitty
For you're a zombie
Sleeping seagulls, double bed
Reverend Blue Jeans
by Easton Parton & Diamond of Mondegreen Ltd
Spaghetti Monster
You pushed me over the edge
The bottomless pit
by Al Dente of Mangia mangia mangia
I'm giving it up
There just isn't any point
Good luck with your life and the rest of the year and the first half of the day tomorrow and the other side of the moon and back to the future and down the road to recovery and here and there and everywhere and every which way but loose
by C Ya
Paranormal goats
invisible tin cans. clang!
Hella annoying!
by Trouble sleeping
Truck driver haiku
Someone's tied up in the back
5 syllable horn
by Mack
Dear Darth Figpucker,
Take a break from your hard work
Come see my etchings
by M. C. Etcher of Upstairs
Beavis recites:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiztNZ3KdvA
by Anonymous Poet
Spaghetti monster
in the sky with a side
of hot garlic bread.
by df
If I had a soul,
I'd trade it for some coffee.
Too much work to do.
by df
Wrong medication
But has pleasant side effects
Hard ons and poems
by Anonymous Poet
