You must be pregnant.
What should we name our baby?
Figpucker Junior?
by df
Why do I crave ham?
I want kosher dill pickles
I could drink the brine
by I must be crazy
blizzard shoots snow spears
white blanket eight feet deep covers
stirring snowdrops bulbs sprout
by Christos Victor of now
We can t get married
Until I introduce you
To my big chin hair
by Let s do this right
We can
by Lets do this right
When was the last time
You really had a good day
Do you remember?
by Cliff Flinger
Darkened corridor
Sign says HAPPY BIRTHDAY Darth
Is this the psych ward?
by Anonymous Poet
Plans for the weekend
Nail trimming, pimple popping
Nervous pacing, more sighing
by Busy
Trespassers footsteps
I set up a booby trap
Caught him in my bra
by Jugs Malone
Trespassers footsteps
I
by Jugs Malone
Hey we aint babies
We live here under her skirts
Circus fat lady
by Big Time of Big Top
Delivery room
Hairy midget octuplets
All born fully clothed
by Big Time of Big Top
Delivery room
Hairy midget octuplets
All born fully clothed
by Big Time of Big Top
Drinks are on the house
All you can eat surf and turf
Try our homemade pies
by Out of business
First it was Fleshlght
You doink hairy coconut?
Cue Merv Griffin song
by Starkitten
Just one more update:
straight to hell with Globalism.
(what is "Globalism"?)
by Idiots Watching MSM of Newspeak Over Your Daddy's Grave
When I said "I do"
I got tropical pussy
until it gets old.
by Nut Brown Maiden of My Dreams
Shut your cat-pussy.
Don't even bother. Just STOP.
Library of lies.
by I am worse than "MOXIE" of Old Archived Poems
Meanwhile Wong Lofan
Must be watching Hannity
and dreaming of past.
by Grave of online futility
I will write and write.
More poetic farts released.
Now it smells like Darth.
by Darth Fig-Kitten of NW Fart Library of Stars
Ok sorry I
am just a humble haiku
in your bright toilet
by Darth and Starkitten of bring out the worst in me
Jap Haiku suck-wad.
Eat my syllabic content.
Your mother's foul spawn.
by Conservative of The New Counter-Culture with guns
Girls in the Boy Scouts?
Only if they get naked!
That would be okay.
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku shut fuck-face
You vile piece of stinking verse...
May your dead soul burn.
by That goes for all of you of KISS MY ASSURANCE OF FAITH ALL CAPS
The holy union
Of the Lamb and His pure bride.
Now suck on it, fool.
by Jesus will judge your sorry ass of I'm supposed to LOVE you...
Orange judge your ass.
Shut up you filthy mouth-hole
Trump plus Jesus. YES !
by Whine about Cheeto-man but you still suck of Day Late Dollar Short
When you say I DO
The mousetrap slams down on it
Now smile and say cheese
by I don't
Don't get married
Dudes! do not! it is a trap!
You will be sorry!
by Walt Tripp of Black Duck Mn.
Masturbation Scouts
Everybody earns a badge
Goal: Spread eagle scout
by Cat Raver of End of banana
Girls join the boy scouts?
Morons rule the universe!
leftist idiots...
Stupid is as does.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
In my opinion
It's a good thing when you sneeze
It isn't a fart
by Glass half full of Wonderful World of Wondering
Orange tornado
Windiest wind we have seen
Blowing from his mouth
by Tornado of Foolishness
If you go to jail
I will visit your penis
Through the cold steel bars
by Sister Prejac of Soy lent green mile
Mathmagician act
Watch him count on his fingers
Fingers disappear
Digital exam
A butthole how do you do
Now, let us fist bump
by What did I just watch of Tootsie rolls factory
Augmented matrix.
A matrix with fake titties.
Failed algebra.
by df [1 2 3] ( o )( o )
A dead mosquito.
Big nose, spindly little legs.
Like an ex girlfriend.
by And sucks as hard too!
Like that billionaire,
Perhaps I'll get augmented,
Dead with huge "manhood".
by Man hood on your manhood. Foreskin afterthought. Not Jewish.
This poem is short.
Indeed just like my penis.
I think I will cry.
by df
is it Mike Stivic?
Or Porch poet Shaggy do
He ate my toppings!
by Lovebeads of 17 foot tall hippie robot
Ordered hot Gumbo
A miscommunication (Dumbo flies tonight)
Unexpected bliss
All midget male choir
Elephants never forget
Trunk suction blowjob
by See my dust of Sawdust
Mathematician
of body fluids and shit;
Receive now your crown.
by Parabolic Augmentation of Filth
I guess it's not rape
if it is consensual.
Damn pachyderm whores.
by Consensual is sensual. of Rape is for apes
How do you get a
poet off your porch? You pay
him for the pizza!
by old one of but true
Raping elephants.
They tighten their proboscis.
I give them peanuts.
by Darth Figpucker of San Diego Zoo
One plus one is two.
Now that might be permanent.
But not sure it's true.
by The Count of Seseme Street
Nothing's permanent.
Not even God in Heaven.
Though He says He is.
by God lies. of But what do you expect.
Let's not forget snot.
Natural KY Jelly.
Now I'll rape your nose.
by df of squish squish squish... HA-CHOOO!
Ha ha: poop and piss.
Reproductive organs. Wow.
Bestial best of Darth. . .
by Permanent Bathroom Humor of Figpucker (yawn)
That's not my pizza.
That's a barbecued lemur.
And it's way too small.
by Goddamn pigmy hunters turned deliveryman.
I think I would say
My delivery is here
Sooner than I thought
by 17 foot tall robot enthusiast of I'm not a robot but my robot sure is
