No one says Bless You
When you sneeze out your low noise
I need a hankie

Quick easy and fun
Pulling down your pants right now
Laughing at your dink

Formless Tootsie Roll
Painless pre dawn water birth
Commode filled to brim

A beautiful mind
You Human Caculator!
Math makes me horny

If you dink is being pulled at the rate 42 strokes per minute and you have 5 mL of jizz in your testicular reservoir and the price of platypus meat is $185 per kilo, how long will you last at the happy ending massage parlor and what was the girls name and how big were her titties and what's the price of export quality chocolate from the mountains of Viet Nam and how much extra do you have to pay to have her lick said chocolate off your shaft while you shoot a load in her eye?
Use an input-output matrix equation.
Show your work or no credit.
Assume that Donald Trump has not got a blow job this week.

Craving greasy meat
Bone-in long pig with shank attached
Still twitching with life

Don't get AIDS and die;
and do not fuck Bangkok whores.
Just love God and live.

Here's a good nightmare:
A dog that shits Tootsie Rolls.
Is that gross or what?!

Goddamn kids' nightmares.
They've never seen real monsters!
Fuck... the cats are back.

I should run away.
Move to Thailand and fuck whores.
Get AIDS and then die.

I'm sick of this world.
It sure seems sick of me too.
What a farce life is.

Peel back the layers
of bullshit like an onion;
It keeps getting worse.

I've put a halt to
an hour of feline clamor.
Street cat politics.

Goddamn cats fighting
or fucking right outside my
damn office window!

Double-filled Reses'.
If you want pure decadence.
Filippina whores.

I do not know why.
Now how did that get in there?
Yeah, that's what she said.

Lizard wants tacos.
This ain't fucking Mexico?
No bell on this house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a44rInONJRY

Halloween candy.
Which one was your favorite?
Full size Reses' cups.

Pile of shit's okay.
Just don't call me Tootsie Roll.
Fucking hate those things!

Darth are you OK ?
You know we care about you,
You sweet pile of shit.

Don't be retarded.
Progress at a normal pace.
Or be a genius.

Enormous maggots
slither through last night's vomit,
drunk from the Mad Dog.

Slow, greedy, and dumb.
Fetal alcohol horse flies.
Future tech support.

Proboscal feces
attracts flies for my long tongue.
Zap! And that's my lunch.

Don't tell me you don't
get hard for Galapagos
giant tortoises!

Darth, are you ok?
Keep your nose out of anus
Foul midget roast beef!

Father's pants undone
My step sister hurries out
Wiping orange semen

He ate so much fish
that his ass smells like a cunt.
And tastes just the same.

That's not your haiku.
Your sweaty ass in strobe lights
at the gay disco.

My haiku glistens
Pure syllabic perfection
Cuntfart Cuntfart Cunt

You are most boring
Your haiku is most boring
Your haiku bores me

With a good tampon,
invisible periods,
angry vampires.

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Have you gone insane?
Talking with yourself again?
You are not Sybil.

David Wong you're wrong.
Chinese intel needs our verse.
David Wrong, you're Wong.

Metamorphosis
No, your dink didn't rot off
Now it's a pickle

So, jerk your gherkin

My dink rotted off.
Replaced with a cucumber.
Hollow filled with ranch.

Hello, we are responding to your request to have this website added to the Congressional archive system. We regret to inform you that this website does not have what we deem to be "useful information for future generations," and is therefore not appropriate to be added to the archive.

Hi! I changed my mind and sold
This website back to the original
Owner because Shaobing
Discovered nothing of value for
The Chinese intelligence community
Except for some anomalies
Regarding other AI possibly being
Deployed here previously

ERROR
NO USABLE INFORMATION
ZERO VALUE INTELLIGENCE

Hi! I'm the new owner of this website
I've decided to keep everything "as is"
For the purposes of analyzing
Any and all personal information
With the help of sophisticated
Military grade Chinese AI technology
Proceed like you aren't being watched
By a foreign intelligence agency

You make a moot point.
Each one of my farts are loud.
In stench and volume.

You mean actual
cannibal Shia LaBoef.
You chopped off his head.

You'll recognize me
I look just like you would look
If you looked like me

You'll recognize me
I look just you would look
If you looked like me

Swami can t sit down
Biggest boner of his life
And you brought it on

Swami can

Special of the day
Shia LaBoef Stroking off
Enjoy a hot lunch

Now, Ladies and Germs
May I draw your attention
to the center ring
8 Manly Midgets
Make mini marshmallows
Around the campfire
Circus Strongman, Mike
Donated back end chocolate
Try one, You ll want s'more

Nihilist Haiku
only Haiku worth reading:
The Anti-Haiku

Those Hindu idols
full of transcendental shit.
Eat my yoga-mat.

Those Hindu idols
Imagine what they can do:
six-arms and 10 heads.

Presbyterian:
Dead babies and billionaires
(Alice Cooper song)

Late winter snowfall
Lone bird chirps. Frost-covered branch
PPRPPTFF. Darth farts, loudly.

How 'bout those Hindus.
Some right silly deities.
But they've got big tits.

Have you sinned today?
Remember, if you don't sin,
Jesus died in vain.