Haiku #61033, by Anonymous Poet November 19, 2018 8:18 pm ET
Once upon a Figpucker
Haiku #61032, by Anonymous Poet November 19, 2018 8:18 pm ET
All stories will start
Haiku #61031, by Hans Atheist Anderson November 19, 2018 8:17 pm ET
I hope that I know when I'm going to die so that I can post on Farcebook, I AM DARTH FIGPUCKER, to shame my whole family. That way they will hate me and not mourn me at all. Save them the trouble. Cremate me, flush my ashes down the nearest toilet. Save money that way.