Haiku #61033, by Anonymous Poet November 19, 2018 8:18 pm ET
Once upon a Figpucker
Haiku #61032, by Anonymous Poet November 19, 2018 8:18 pm ET
All stories will start
Haiku #61031, by Hans Atheist Anderson November 19, 2018 8:17 pm ET
I hope that I know when I'm going to die so that I can post on Farcebook, I AM DARTH FIGPUCKER, to shame my whole family. That way they will hate me and not mourn me at all. Save them the trouble. Cremate me, flush my ashes down the nearest toilet. Save money that way.
When feeling useless,
and you have nothing to say,
blow it out your ass.
Or write a haiku.
The whole world will be amazed.
I am so awesome!
Haiku #61024, by DARTH SHRINKING BRAIN FIGPUCKER of I would like some brain parasites to go with my head injury. Maybe I could forget my wife. November 19, 2018 7:28 pm ET
It's like the Cups song
Except you use cut off dicks
Miss 'em when they're gone
Haiku #61023, by Anonymous Poet November 19, 2018 5:11 pm ET
Spend our lives waiting
The suspense is killing me
I can hardly wait
Haiku #61022, by Anonymous Poet November 19, 2018 5:07 pm ET
Good Old Ceiling Cat
He's been watching you do that
And that's an eyeful
Haiku #61021, by Anonymous Poet November 19, 2018 5:03 pm ET
In the waiting room
That's where we do our waiting
We're in here waiting
Haiku #61020, by Waitstaff of Waiting Room November 19, 2018 4:30 pm ET
Let me show you
My intergluteal cleft
Conversation piece
Haiku #61019, by Anonymous Poet November 19, 2018 2:17 pm ET
Boner compass
Lost in the town of Pleasure
Tiny hands. Raking.
Haiku #61018, by Anonymous Poet November 19, 2018 2:15 pm ET
Ass gas no jiggle
Always welcome for dinner
It's All You Can Eat
Haiku #61017, by Anonymous Poet November 19, 2018 2:08 pm ET
I hate statistics.
Even more than statistics,
I hate stats teachers.
I hypothesize
that your ass is hippo-sized.
Supersized your fries.
Haiku #61016, by df of hypothesize this! November 19, 2018 2:02 pm ET
Neither one wore clothes.
They toed each other asses.
More so at dinner.