Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #61024
When feeling useless,
and you have nothing to say,
blow it out your ass.

Or write a haiku.
The whole world will be amazed.
I am so awesome!
Haiku #61024
Posted: November 19, 2018 7:28 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH SHRINKING BRAIN FIGPUCKER of I would like some brain parasites to go with my head injury. Maybe I could forget my wife.