As the baby cries
I think of Buddhist wisdom.
Buddha ran away.
by df
Yawn and open wide.
My poop flies into your mouth.
You want flies with that?
by df
Your poop is boring.
Your haiku is boring too.
Got me yawning now.
by Anonymous Poet
Go watch Doodie Man.
I think it's up your alley.
Somersaults and poop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOqn2Ms61Y8
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Go watch Doodie Man.
I think it's up your alley.
Somersaults and poop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOqn2Ms61Y8
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Kangaroo Penis
Australian delicacy
Serve in hot dog bun
by Mr. Tube Steak
Kidnapped by perverts
Hell of a situation
Send help, please...and lube
by Anonymous Poet
A clear view of you
Cartwheelcartwheelcartwheel fart
Shit my pants again
by Craprobatic of Cartwheeling to the latrine (might as well)
Where are the poets?
They're kidnapped by aliens!
Anal probes commence!
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
A gay kangaroo
can bound across a flat stretch
of ground with each jump
carrying the roo
11 m from the
jump point. Fabulous!
If the kangaroo
leaves the ground at a 18
degree angle, what
is its takeoff speed?
What's its horizontal speed?
How gay is the roo?
by Darth Figpucker of Fabulous Physics!
a hundred years on
and the war to end all wars
still wasn't the one
by ash
Mall pet store monkey
Pleasing organ melodies
by Anonymous Poet
I wouldn
by Anonymous Poet
I's go meet him thar.
Mofo better have money.
Else I rob his kicks!
by df
John-boy's holy mole
Judges your vile unbelief.
Walton mountain rules.
by Anonymous Poet
Just saw God drive by
Headed to the keg party
Should I confront him?
by John Boy Walton of Cheek
We a go dub it
And then we a go rock it.
Fock dem Babylon!
by Babylonian Unbelief
Watch what you're saying!
God came to me in a dream.
He stole my half ounce.
Some damn good hydro!
So if anyone sees God,
let me know asap.
by df
God is a sad joke
Played upon stupid people
They just don't get it
by Anonymous Poet
Twice in the past week
Opened up my door. Surprise
Pair of nude mormons
by Elder sphincter and elder barry
Please let me pull it
I am not a nurse but, hey
I am a big guy
by Nurse
Nude acrobatics.
X-Hamster X-men powers.
Genital lawn darts.
A blindfold mounting
from thirty feet up in the air.
All nine inches in.
Brazilian fart girls
blow down card house from ten feet.
A clean hurricane!
They don't shit themselves.
You should learn sphincter control.
You'd save on laundry.
by df
It was a close shave
You have never seen my cat
With a growth of beard
by Unrecognizable of Barber
Grandad
by Sexy Bitch Grandma of Commode
Grandad
by Sexy Bitch Grandma of Commode
Back flip Back flip fart
Back flip Back flip fart skid mark
Back flip shit my pants
by Perfect 10
JimBob Walton
by John Boy Walton of Walton
JimBob Walton
by John Boy Walton of Walton
No one thinks like that.
At least I don't think they do.
Likely a good thing.
by df
I think your work is
a lot like Leonard Cohens
novel attemps but...
by vhs of in an orange t-shirt
I don't think like this
just my hardware is just needing
replacement here
by vhs of insert joke here
It's not time for God.
God exists outside of time.
It time to party!
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Shamone!
by Michael Jackson
Lernu Esperanton
Peti Cunnilingus
Cie en la mondo
by Speaking in Tongues
'Cause it's been a while
I just tackled the mailman
Dry humped his left leg
by Guess who of Front yard
Now it's time for GOD.
Fuck your putrefying souls.
Now it's time for GOD.
by Pedophiles Rule the World of Dead Souls and Global Media
Esperanto this:
shematoma y tomo.
Je dois tomar plus.
by Alcohol of Revelation
He hematoma
She go hematoma tu
Y yo si tomo
by Theymatoma of Pronoun
Good one, Starkitten.
Made from Billy Yeast, indeed!
I'd prefer the beer.
by df
Poet Vegemite
Made from William Butler Yea(s)t
Soylent Green Helmet
by Starkitten of Librarian
Alex Trebek's cock
Throbulating. Enormous.
That's Entertainment
by TV Viewer of Couch
In Flight turbulence
Just in the seat next to you
Watch a stranger wank
Gerard Depardieu
Will he pee in a bottle?
Yellow autograph
by Sky watcher of Skyway
I'll fly from Asia.
On board hookers and dog stew.
Beats American.
Vegemite have mites.
Funny it's made from old yeast;
no veggies in it.
Personally though,
I'd rather try Soylent Green
made from old poets.
Perfect airline snack.
Crunchy Faux News reporters.
Antifa jerky.
by df of Panda Queefs!
I've arranged it all
John Travolta's your pilot
Forget salt peter
by Anonymous Poet
It's a long flight there
You may need some salt peter
To nix in flight wank
by Waitress in the Sky
Vegemite tampons
Vegemite vampire tea bags
Vegemite vulva
Vegemite be nice
Vegemite be lots of fun
Vegemite get laid
by Vegemite be me of Vegemite be over here
Wipe your ass with toast
Homemade Nutella. Frugal
Save up for hookers
Steve Irwin's old boot
Slowcooked with a dry dung rub
Tended by pygmies
Distended belly
Bring on the dessert, MOFO
Emu cum milkshake
by Good info
Vegemite surf board
wax and afro sheen helmet
padding substitute.
Vegemite, sunscreen
and birth control blocks semen,
and will feed sea men.
It's from down under
the bottom of the barrel,
left over ale gunk.
Recycled for your
breakfast bread toast enhancement.
Or ball bearing lube.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
