Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60861
Vegemite surf board
wax and afro sheen helmet
padding substitute.

Vegemite, sunscreen
and birth control blocks semen,
and will feed sea men.

It's from down under
the bottom of the barrel,
left over ale gunk.

Recycled for your
breakfast bread toast enhancement.
Or ball bearing lube.
Haiku #60861
Posted: November 9, 2018 1:14 am ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER