I think it's time for me to illegally migrate to Australia and putter around with a metal detector looking for gold nuggets until the day I die. Head injuries, spiders, snakes, sharks, surfing, reef cut infections, crocodiles and kangaroo boxing. What more could you ask for. Oh, and drinking. Don't forget drinking.
WEAR A FUCKING HELMET!
Oh shit, that was six syllables.
And that was eight.
And now four!
And now it's not even a haiku any more, goddamnit.
See what you've done!
Haiku #60852, by DARTH FIGPUCKER November 8, 2018 5:18 pm ET
It was the pigs chasing me.
They love me, you know.
No, not the police.
Pigs meaning farm animals.
Police hate my ass.
Haiku #60851, by DARTH FIGPUCKER November 8, 2018 5:16 pm ET
Super cunt biscuits.
Queefy puffed delectables.
Get them while they're hot!
In other news:
hematoma has decreased in size quite a bit.
Just got to relax and see how it is after a couple of weeks.
Still feels like a hangover from hell.
Common in older people... brain shrinks w/ age and pulls away from the skull, making this type of injury more common in older people. 10 years ago likely would never have bothered me. Just a minor blow... in fact, I got up and kept on skateboarding after it happened. Only about a week later it got bad. Life.
Haiku #60850, by DARTH FIGPUCKER November 8, 2018 5:12 pm ET
Darth was skateboarding
In the nude. Yelling Haiku.
He was chasing pigs
Haiku #60849, by Anonymous Poet November 8, 2018 12:26 pm ET
Darth, why a helmet?
was it on a bicycle,
motorcycle or . . .