Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60901
A gay kangaroo
can bound across a flat stretch
of ground with each jump

carrying the roo
11 m from the
jump point. Fabulous!

If the kangaroo
leaves the ground at a 18
degree angle, what

is its takeoff speed?
What's its horizontal speed?
How gay is the roo?
Haiku #60901
Posted: November 11, 2018 10:25 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of Fabulous Physics!