Wanted to goose you
Make your neck hairs stand on end
Maybe something else
by Anonymous Poet
Just want a smidgen
I guess I need new sandals
You hear me creepin
by Jeez us of Eye of the Tiger
I can smell Jesus
Like a hot musky tiger
Prowling for my soul
by Religious Inexperience
I rigged all the votes.
President Figpucker has
a nice ring to it.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Starkitten, you'd just
need a small strap on green bean.
She would never know.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I'm so excited
about vote-rigging and fraud
Bring it on, twinkies
by Anonymous Poet
Sorry. HIS fat wife...
Or should I say "Rubenesque".
No penis. Got it.
by Figpucker Intervention Squad
I can't fuck your wife
I'm a woman. Have no penis.
She'd know the difference
by Starkitten
Your fat horny wife
Waits in vain for your Haiku.
(Your well-placed Haiku . . .)
by Haiku Police of Syllabic Task-Force Unit 575
My fat horny wife is waiting for me to come to be and I'm not in the mood to hump a sack of lard right now so I'm staying up pretending to work but instead really just writing shit on here so I don't have to pound the pig tonight and smell that fat woman sweat and I wish she would get really drunk so I'd just pay someone else to fuck her and she'd think it was me. Starkitten, you want some extra cash? I'd ask Cuntfart Cunt, but Jesus, diseases, you know.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I'd be shit-faced drunk,
Lying in my own vomit.
But no, calculus.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
And sadly, of course,
if you read my haiku, then
you can smell my corpse.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
What's amazing is
that when I read your haiku,
I can see your corpse.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
It is nothing new.
When I look in the mirror
I see my own corpse.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
One, two, three, four, five.
Count them! Five. Five Syllables!
MWAH HAH HAH HA HAAAH!
*Boom crackle crash*
by The Count of Sesame Street
Severed limbs still twitch;
Wet blood sprayed on walls,clotting . . .
You see your own corpse
by Out of Patience Out of Inspiration of Out of Body Experience
We love Haiku more
than life itself. Look within:
Empty eye sockets
by the light of November Moon SICK of HAIKU
Drink from filthy skull!
Drink fresh blood of bad haiku.
Golden hordes rampant.
by Chinkis Khan loves DJT of Haiku will violate your crypt, rip out your soul
I alone remain
Surveying Haiku corpse-mound:
stench of foul verses
by Blue + Red = RED of Red + 1 = TRUTH
Quiet on the front.
Time to reload Haiku guns.
Bad verse: shoot to kill
by REDREDREDREDREDRED (blue) REDREDRED
Stop writing Haiku?
Pry phone from my cold dead hands.
I'll write from the grave.
by Anonymous Poet
Did I mention TRUMP?
The greatest statesman ever:
The Orange green light!
by voting RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED
Nationalism:
It's the new globalism
So suck it, Lemon
by Anonymous Poet
Orange Donald juice
With a big bag of Cheetos:
crunch crunch crunch crunch YES!
by Anonymous Poet
Will kill for Orange.
Worse yet: will write bad haiku.
Fear the coming storm!
by Anonymous Poet
Orange! Orange or
Plunge into globalist hell...
More Orange please, sir.
by Anonymous Poet
Your/my only hope:
Cheeto administration.
Bow to Orange Man!
by ba by ba by ba by of yeah yeah yeah
The syllables count.
That Oriental craftsmanship.
Haiku is SO dull.
by Anonymous Poet
You're wrong, vhs.
Since when did anything work?
Entropy is Lord.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Haiku go kaka
by Anonymous Poet
I
by Back talker of Out Back
I
by Back talker of Out Back
No toilet paper?
No problem. Just use Bad Haiku
5-7-5 ply
by Anonymous Poet
My Haiku is hexed
by Anonymous Poet
Even my ass crack
It
by Anonymous Poet
i feel doomed, nothing
works, want to delete myself
everything is broken
including haiku
by vhs
Bending over now
Pendulous thang hanging low
Pick up my car keys
by Varoom of Zoom Zoom
Your verse inhabits
your own rectal cavity
its true place of birth
by Anonymous Poet
Actor Richard Gere
Is offering a reward
His gerbil went missing
by Kidnapping this famous gerbil you might make me rich of Gerbil hunting
My enormous cock
is too large for your tight ass.
Oh wait, there it goes.
Take that, you gerbil!
I rescued you from my ass
so I can bang yours.
by DARTH FERBILGUCKER
Move to USA
President is a Cheeto
The place has gone nuts
by Relocation Advisor of Americhaos
Guess who's on eBay?
Selling stale moon cake doorstops
For the holidays
by Sleuth
Considering move.
The slums of Mogadishu?
Perhaps Australia?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Chicken Avenger.
Superhero, pecks out eyes
of chicken fuckers.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
A fugitive, no.
Where I am, there are no laws.
I guess it's more fun.
As for VHS,
I'm sure that he's Cuntfart Cunt.
If not, don't tell me.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Incarcerated
VHS' situation
Darth: A fugitive
by Hmmm
Sometimes I wonder
Who you two gents really are
Got fuzzy viewer
by Me