BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
23 Years
318 Days
68161 Haikus
Even my ass crack
Haiku #60656, by Anonymous Poet
November 1, 2018 10:29 pm ET

i feel doomed, nothing
works, want to delete myself
everything is broken

including haiku
Haiku #60655, by vhs
November 1, 2018 8:56 pm ET

Bending over now
Pendulous thang hanging low
Pick up my car keys
Haiku #60654, by Varoom of Zoom Zoom
November 1, 2018 5:11 pm ET

Your verse inhabits
your own rectal cavity
its true place of birth
Haiku #60653, by Anonymous Poet
November 1, 2018 3:41 pm ET

Actor Richard Gere
Is offering a reward
His gerbil went missing
Haiku #60652, by Kidnapping this famous gerbil you might make me rich of Gerbil hunting
November 1, 2018 2:21 pm ET

My enormous cock
is too large for your tight ass.
Oh wait, there it goes.

Take that, you gerbil!
I rescued you from my ass
so I can bang yours.
November 1, 2018 5:57 am ET

Move to USA
President is a Cheeto
The place has gone nuts
Haiku #60650, by Relocation Advisor of Americhaos
November 1, 2018 5:09 am ET

Guess who's on eBay?
Selling stale moon cake doorstops
For the holidays
Haiku #60649, by Sleuth
November 1, 2018 5:07 am ET

Considering move.
The slums of Mogadishu?
Perhaps Australia?
Haiku #60648, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 1, 2018 2:29 am ET

Chicken Avenger.
Superhero, pecks out eyes
of chicken fuckers.
Haiku #60647, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 1, 2018 2:26 am ET

A fugitive, no.
Where I am, there are no laws.
I guess it's more fun.

As for VHS,
I'm sure that he's Cuntfart Cunt.
If not, don't tell me.
Haiku #60646, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
November 1, 2018 2:22 am ET

VHS' situation
Darth: A fugitive
Haiku #60645, by Hmmm
October 31, 2018 11:22 pm ET

Sometimes I wonder
Who you two gents really are
Got fuzzy viewer
Haiku #60644, by Me
October 31, 2018 11:20 pm ET

I thought it was wax lips and malted milk balls in that bucket
Haiku #60643, by Anonymous Poet
October 31, 2018 8:24 pm ET

Eagle Scout now, sir
I won the Scavenger Hunt
Aced Chicken fucking
Haiku #60642, by Thanks to your YouTube tutorial of Scouts Honor. And on her
October 31, 2018 8:23 pm ET

Step into my van,
gullible helpful boy scout.
You will make great soup.
Haiku #60641, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 31, 2018 8:06 pm ET

The parents were pissed.
My candy bowl had a hole.
Through it I poked, well...

You know.
Haiku #60640, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I did not drop those shat in undies. I put them there purposely.
October 31, 2018 8:02 pm ET

Mr. Figoucker
You dropped these white underwear
With the big brown stain
Haiku #60639, by Boy Scout of Crosswalk
October 31, 2018 6:12 pm ET

Foreskin and foreskin
And foreskin and foreskin and
Foreskin is Twentyskin
Haiku #60638, by Please check my work, Prof. Figpucker of One room schoolhouse
October 31, 2018 6:08 pm ET

John Boy Walton
Haiku #60637, by Press Agent of Pimple on Mr. Thomas
October 31, 2018 6:05 pm ET

Yo. Hear Ye Hear Ye
Please disregard my birthmark
Named Richard Thomas
Haiku #60636, by John Boy Walton
October 31, 2018 6:03 pm ET

I cannot decide
how many children I'll eat
this fine Halloween.

Teeee Heeee heeee bwah ha
hooo hee hoo mwahhhhhh ha ha ho
heee *snort* *cackle* *fart*.
Haiku #60635, by Cuntfart Cunt's twin sister.
October 31, 2018 5:51 pm ET

Glitch in the Matrix
Haiku #60634, by Anonymous Poet
October 31, 2018 1:56 pm ET

John Boy Walton
Haiku #60633, by Show some respect
October 31, 2018 1:55 pm ET

Passing out Werther
Haiku #60632, by Anonymous Poet
October 31, 2018 12:03 pm ET

Passing out Werther
Haiku #60631, by Anonymous Poet
October 31, 2018 12:02 pm ET

Tandem horse costume
Ex husband was the back end
So appropriate
Haiku #60630, by Oat muncher
October 31, 2018 11:52 am ET

I remember when
we'd worry about candy
laced with LSD.

Our fears have shifted
to towel-heads bombing our kids
while trick-or-treating.

I really wanted
some LSD laced candy.
Damn those terrorists.
Haiku #60629, by Cuntfart Queefart Cuisinart
October 31, 2018 11:50 am ET

No Tootsie Rolls, please
I can get those from my cat
Haiku #60628, by Starkitten of Litter Pan
October 31, 2018 11:48 am ET

Horny Unicorn
Gothic Vampire, Sexy Nurse
Haiku #60627, by when can I buy beer?
October 31, 2018 9:58 am ET

Why give you candy?
Get off my damn property.
Whoops. Sorry, Satan
Haiku #60626, by High Church Satanist
October 31, 2018 9:49 am ET

Guy Fawkes burn Catholics
Anonymous masquerade
All Saints Halloween
Haiku #60625, by Low Church Protestant
October 31, 2018 9:47 am ET

Here's a video.
How to make love to chickens.
Made by yours truly.
Haiku #60624, by DARTH FIGPUCKER
October 31, 2018 5:29 am ET

We smoked grasshoppers
Then, an ill advised night hike
Wiped with leaves.Chafing.

Lit Bottle Rockets
Chupacapra Mosquito
C@nt beat off in peace
Haiku #60623, by Dif of Not in the woods much
October 31, 2018 12:11 am ET

Dressing as the Fonz
Made my own "leather" jacket
Used black garbage bags

I won't be saying Aaaaaaaaaaaaay!
It's kind of a mouthful, but:
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
Haiku #60622, by Leather Tuskadildo of Fleetwood Mac loving Horny wooly Mammoth UCLA coed fat Majorette
October 30, 2018 8:33 pm ET

Johnie drew a monster.
The monster chased him.
Just in time
Johnie erased him.
Haiku #60621, by spooky!
October 30, 2018 8:12 pm ET

vhs stands for
very hairy and stinky
like a biker dude.

Or that Thai hooker.
Or certain overripe fruit.
Or my genitals.
Haiku #60620, by He knows I'm fuckin' around. of Happy halloween vhs!
October 30, 2018 8:10 pm ET

I love you vhs
Nice to see you smile
U r cranky sometimes
Haiku #60619, by Anonymous Poet
October 30, 2018 6:59 pm ET

Plus he is dressing like
John Boy Walton
Haiku #60618, by I will be in vicinity of Nude Moonwalking
October 30, 2018 6:58 pm ET

Avoid vhs house on Halloween.
He is handing out Bad Haiku
And stale moon cakes
Haiku #60617, by Anonymous Poet
October 30, 2018 6:55 pm ET

Haiku #60616, by Anonymous Poet
October 30, 2018 6:54 pm ET

Haiku #60615, by Anonymous Poet
October 30, 2018 6:53 pm ET

Haiku #60614, by Anonymous Poet
October 30, 2018 6:53 pm ET

Lol it said don
Haiku #60613, by Anonymous Poet
October 30, 2018 6:52 pm ET

Yo,Trick or Treaters
Haiku #60612, by He of Handing out stale moon cakes,too
October 30, 2018 6:51 pm ET

A funny story
Just was at my dishwasher
It's our "telephone"
Haiku #60611, by Telepathic of Here There Everywhere
October 30, 2018 6:33 pm ET

So how do you like
House of 1000 Corpses?
Rob Zombie's finest.
Haiku #60610, by DARTH FIGPUCKER of May you be devoured by rabbid children this Halloween.
October 30, 2018 6:20 pm ET

iksra yt fruczuu
Spetzda galuumpii scecza
Cegno "bitch slappings"
Haiku #60609, by Sliig of Bitch orcharding
October 30, 2018 6:19 pm ET

Autumn reflections
Shitfaced drunk on hard cider
Spread eagled on lawn
Haiku #60608, by In memory of Collins of Whiskey Thermos
October 30, 2018 2:53 pm ET

Do the Figpucker
Shake your longpig curly tail
Twerk Twerk Twerk Twerk Twerk
Haiku #60607, by Dick Clark's Ghoul of Hades
October 30, 2018 2:45 pm ET